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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:52:00 AM »
lmao i don't even get notifications for warning anymore?
I guess the notifications gave you a PassMaster
1442
« on: January 15, 2017, 06:03:42 PM »
Ive hsd foue drinks one cider and one shot
>This fucked
Not as fucked as Ireland was during the potato famish.
1443
« on: January 15, 2017, 06:00:19 PM »
Yang, aka Korra.
1444
« on: January 15, 2017, 05:59:53 PM »
Probably people here who are already parents?
Just because someone is an actual parent they're not necessarily the best theoretical parent.
1445
« on: January 15, 2017, 05:41:56 PM »
1446
« on: January 15, 2017, 05:41:18 PM »
proud of this piece, what do you think?
that is a beautiful red boy
who is he
some warrior dude, probably
1447
« on: January 15, 2017, 11:13:57 AM »
I actually really appreciate it.
1448
« on: January 15, 2017, 06:44:01 AM »
Depends on how you define worst. If it's amount of negative influence on the world, probably the US or Russia. If it's in terms of living conditions, it'd be something like United Arab Emirates or North Korea.
1449
« on: January 15, 2017, 06:40:44 AM »
lmao aren't you like 17?
No, I'm 21. Why'd you think that?
1450
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:36:57 PM »
lmao where so getting into casual detailed discussions on sex now
1451
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:25:08 PM »
dammit Linus tech tips
1452
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:22:19 PM »
You're a disappointment to degenerates everywhere
Funny thing is that I have sobered up now, and a pal that made fun of me for getting wasted is now wasted himself lol.
When I get drunk I just crawl instead of walk and get flirtatious, but he gets whiny and shit.
keep it up my dude.
Are you at or at a house party?
Ye, indeed I am. This guy will always be one of the first to call out my lightweightedness, but by the end if the night he's always the one who's been getting into more hijinks. Admittedly I do get drunk quicker, but once I have I stop drinking and slowly get somewhat sober-ish.
1453
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:19:45 PM »
remember when i defeated kiyo in a sword duel at the kaaba on live webcam?
wat
1454
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:18:42 PM »
Sounds like you're done, bro. You have to start power drinking early. The trick is to get a light buzz early, take a short nap, pound a Gatorade and then party till you drop. You gotta prime the pump. If you're already out of commission, then just drink water or go to bed. If you don't then it's the spins and puking.
I've actually sobered up somewhat, I could certainly drink more but then I'd get a hangover for sure so I don't think I want to.
1455
« on: January 14, 2017, 07:17:33 PM »
You're a disappointment to degenerates everywhere
Funny thing is that I have sobered up now, and a pal that made fun of me for getting wasted is now wasted himself lol. When I get drunk I just crawl instead of walk and get flirtatious, but he gets whiny and shit.
1456
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:22:43 PM »
make yourself puke
it's called a tactical chunder
But for tjat I'd have to.drink more to ttigger it
I want to be able to mingle without lying down
Alsp i dont wsnt to throw up i really hate doinh it
make yourself puke by sticking your finger down your throat, retard
no need to drink more
but i wantefto drinl more Now i dont know
1457
« on: January 14, 2017, 06:19:03 PM »
lmao
1458
« on: January 14, 2017, 05:43:00 PM »
make yourself puke
it's called a tactical chunder
But for tjat I'd have to.drink more to ttigger it I want to be able to mingle without lying down Alsp i dont wsnt to throw up i really hate doinh it
1459
« on: January 14, 2017, 05:18:50 PM »
Have you tried sending Das nudes yet? I hear that works well.
Cant really do tjst from thid posotion
1460
« on: January 14, 2017, 05:14:54 PM »
How do i sover up.to.drink more?
Ive already taken som.fresh air and drunked some water
1461
« on: January 14, 2017, 04:19:05 PM »
 Proof of me having been drinkef under tje table I dont lnow if tjat expressiom works in english and i dont care
1462
« on: January 14, 2017, 04:01:52 PM »
Yeeee boiiiiioo Rub tjat meat
1463
« on: January 14, 2017, 04:00:47 PM »
lmao fucking lightweight get off my forum
I am slighlty lightweigjt, but me gerttinh drunl fadt is mainly due to me drinking fast
>one shot of fireball
Plus four drinks and a cider
1464
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:59:48 PM »
I dont member
1465
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:59:05 PM »
no you're not
Why would i fake beimf s degenerste light weight
1466
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:54:45 PM »
''No drugs, No alcohol, No cigarettes.'' ~ the God-Emperor of Mankind prior to his ascension
I.dont give a fick about warhsmmer 40k
1467
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:53:40 PM »
lmao fucking lightweight get off my forum
I am slighlty lightweigjt, but me gerttinh drunl fadt is mainly due to me drinking fast
1468
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:39:51 PM »
Im truly drubk fir tjd furst time in.sbout a montj
1469
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:38:29 PM »
You fucking CUNT. Alcohol is for cunts and I don't drink it therefore I'm better than you in every way possible.
Sgur tne fuxk uo yoy fuxking cuck
1470
« on: January 14, 2017, 03:38:01 PM »
Ive hsd foue drinks one cider and one shot
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