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« on: January 16, 2017, 03:42:31 PM »
member kiyo again?
1382
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:40:35 PM »
Note that there's a difference between intoxicated and drunk.
1383
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:39:53 PM »
Well she already said it while sober right?
If she's still as enthusiastic and fairly coherent when she comes back, why not.
But it's up to your discretion whether she's too drunk or not. If she's blackout wasted then just help her to bed/the toilet/a glass of water.
1384
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:36:14 PM »
The refrigerator, obviously. I'm pretty sure that's recommended.
1385
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:35:12 PM »
If you're apprehensive about committing to a full series, the Studio Ghibli movies are god-tier and are the length of an average film.
1386
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:29:11 PM »
Getting wet instead of hard would be great, that way you could be excited in public without worrying someone might see.
1387
« on: January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM »
Fuck off.
no u
you first, buddy-boi. you're dissin' my nigga rite now.
and you be strolling into my thread expecting to wreck shit with a post count of less than 1000
And here you are, thinking your post count can save you from being this fucking retarded. Incoherence is no excuse.
you being triggered because I made a pun involving your waifu doesn't make me retarded
1388
« on: January 16, 2017, 01:34:43 PM »
who the hell wouldn't want the ability to change sex at will and why the FUCK is this tagged as nsfw the tumblr blog i got open in another tab now THAT'S nsfw you are just dishonoring the nsfw name
because with this tag we can have free discussion on all the benefits of having a female body, including the naughty parts
1389
« on: January 16, 2017, 01:18:10 PM »
If anyone turned that down, they'd be retarded.
If nothing else, it's a free power that you could flaunt at circuses and shit.
But there are other benefits
-Easier to get drunk than the male you (something about higher fat percentage or something?), so it's a bit cheaper
-No itchy balls
-Fashion's a bit crazier
-Someone, somewhere will be remotely interested in you (albeit not exactly a great one, this "perk")
-Boobs. C'mon, a straight guy and with this power...
-(Apparently) better orgasms
-Arguably you can get away with more things that as a man would be shifty af
-More approachable
-Arguably you're going to know the gossip around the area better.
yeah but a lot of straight dudes would think it was gay
1390
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:25:01 PM »
1391
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:04:07 PM »
Fuck off.
no u
you first, buddy-boi. you're dissin' my nigga rite now.
and you be strolling into my thread expecting to wreck shit with a post count of less than 1000
1392
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:01:59 PM »
hacked election
Let me stop you right there
Russia possibly interfered with intrusions into the DNC and John Podesta's emails, but whoever it was did not manipulate vote tallies or anything else that would qualify as "hacking the election."
Then Trump referring to it as such is a fail in its own right.
1393
« on: January 16, 2017, 11:55:53 AM »
1394
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:51:46 AM »
Being a chick would be great. I could get payed to suck off lonely men all day. What a great job.
tbh you could get payed to suck off lonely men all day now as well
yeah but lower market availability
I have a huge market availability right here
1395
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:49:28 AM »
 why are these two out of order
1396
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:48:07 AM »
Being a chick would be great. I could get payed to suck off lonely men all day. What a great job.
tbh you could get payed to suck off lonely men all day now as well
1397
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:47:06 AM »
Don't really know what to say most of the time. I prefer just listening to everybody talk.
I used to be like that but then I realized can't be a lurker and simultaneously complain about the forum dying.
I don't complain about the forum dying.
But I do
Ever think about that one day this place'll die anyway? Cheat has a sudden heart attack and the funds stop coming in from his offshore account. People dying off/leaving with age. Wonder who'll be the last man standing?
probably loaf, posting his blogs until the last minute
1398
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:36:07 AM »
Can I just not
can you not what
1399
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:33:01 AM »
Don't really know what to say most of the time. I prefer just listening to everybody talk.
I used to be like that but then I realized can't be a lurker and simultaneously complain about the forum dying.
I don't complain about the forum dying.
But I do
1400
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:17:57 AM »
fuck that was supposed to be anon
1401
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:16:47 AM »
This thread is longer than Jive's dick
1402
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:16:19 AM »
Don't really know what to say most of the time. I prefer just listening to everybody talk.
I used to be like that but then I realized can't be a lurker and simultaneously complain about the forum dying.
1403
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:10:47 AM »
 I'm carrying this team
1404
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:08:17 AM »
and about 20% reaches me twice instead, and sometimes I get one for when quoting myself (in a quote stack)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1405
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:04:56 AM »
The real question is why wouldn't you accept such a gift?
Yeah obviously there's no downsides to it, but I would be excited to try it out.
What's the point of having tits if there's no dick to jerk?
you could flip that bean, or finger fuck yourself, or ride a dildo, or ride a guy
hnnng
Yeah but there's no dick. Having a dick is infinitely superior.
you'd never know until you'e tried both sides god I can't wait until VR reaches matrix-level simulation including simulating nerv signals
1406
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:02:06 AM »
The real question is why wouldn't you accept such a gift?
Yeah obviously there's no downsides to it, but I would be excited to try it out.
What's the point of having tits if there's no dick to jerk?
you could flip that bean, or finger fuck yourself, or ride a dildo, or ride a guy hnnng
1407
« on: January 16, 2017, 10:01:13 AM »
member when fruit wasn't dead?
ooh I member
1408
« on: January 16, 2017, 09:59:46 AM »
The real question is why wouldn't you accept such a gift?
Yeah obviously there's no downsides to it, but I would be excited to try it out.
1409
« on: January 16, 2017, 09:59:02 AM »
For me personally, there aren't many serious threads on here to interact with.
Not trying to demonize the satiric members here, but posting nonconstructivly isn't really my thing. 
http://sep7agon.net/serious/
1410
« on: January 16, 2017, 09:01:17 AM »
I have nothing to post tbh
Even getting to 3000 posts felt like a massive grind for me and I found myself artificially inflating my posts by having big conversations in a single thread, on top of throwing remotely on topic replies into every thread on page 1. Now I'm Mythic I have no incentive to do that and I still feel kinda like an outsider anyway.
who
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