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Messages - velox

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I thought I posted in this thread before, but I guess not.
Maybe it was Ian's thread?

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she asked me what I'm doing tonight guys
"Not much really. Wanna hang out?"
Buy her a smoothie and then ask for her to suck your dick.
It's too late in the day for a smoothie bro. 6 pm over here

So do milkshakes
I basically said (translated) "I've nothing specific planned, you where heading to [club] right?"

She answered "yes I am"
translated?
Contrary to popular belief not everyone on the internet is American.

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The Flood / Re: ITT I use swipe to type in completely random gestures
« on: February 03, 2017, 11:52:16 AM »
Why Swedish

Do you talk to fish
Uh, because I live in Sweden?

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Aight so she didn't seem keen on inviting me to go with her, but she does seem fairly cautious overall. Which I am totally fine with. When she's ready to meet up, I'll be game.

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she asked me what I'm doing tonight guys
"Not much really. Wanna hang out?"
Buy her a smoothie and then ask for her to suck your dick.
It's too late in the day for a smoothie bro. 6 pm over here

So do milkshakes
I basically said (translated) "I've nothing specific planned, you where heading to [club] right?"

She answered "yes I am"

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she asked me what I'm doing tonight guys
"Not much really. Wanna hang out?"
Buy her a smoothie and then ask for her to suck your dick.
It's too late in the day for a smoothie bro. 6 pm over here

1058
she asked me what I'm doing tonight guys

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Gaming / Re: Switch prices for Online Service announced.
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:19:08 AM »
For a year, that's not bad. But don't expect high quality latency.
As long its not PSN Tier bad I won't  mind it tbh
PSN is good though.
here we go

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who's alt am I

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The Flood / Re: Harassing my neighbors
« on: February 03, 2017, 06:54:36 AM »
oh

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The Flood / ITT I use swipe to type in completely random gestures
« on: February 03, 2017, 06:53:31 AM »
My keyboard is set to both English and Swedish.

Phosphors kappapride pekskärmen penseldrag oförstånd locktång potbelly overlap peplum irksome ishall postulate idrottsplats overlap oundvikligen kakao postpartum overlap Odom pogo October ursäktat prep Pocono pocus six sushi keeper orthodox prepay åldring iqbal level ideal peeks synod dual Piteå pawl matchbox decibels devil suxk policy imho ryck uni uni UK TX egret diffusion wisp Eddyville polycrystalline polcirkeln onus Pontchartrain otvetydigt extinction etching utveckling inofficiella infusing tidig listat outbound

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The Flood / Re: How much longer is the DCCU going to last
« on: February 03, 2017, 06:47:47 AM »
At least two more movies.

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: February 03, 2017, 06:46:47 AM »
Ever since I entered puberty I've had fantasies of me being a girl and being with guys. Even so it took years for me to realize that I am bisexual.  For the longest time I thought I was perfectly straight and dismissed these fantasies since they still technically were about straight sex.

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The Flood / Re: Sunlight feels really good on your butt
« on: February 03, 2017, 06:43:12 AM »
This style right here. Keep this going.

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The Flood / Re: Everyone is a loser except me
« on: February 02, 2017, 04:16:51 PM »
no u

1067
Our teacher in the new course shared a link with us full of .pdf files of useful literature. He made it absolutely clear that we could only use it as a reference to make sure we ordered the right books, as anything else would be a horrible, horrible crime.

1068
bungle is another offsite

if you ever wondered where all the bronies from bnet went, that's where they are
I thought bungle was bnet

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The Flood / Re: who wants to swap accounts with me for a week
« on: February 02, 2017, 05:12:27 AM »
Nope

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The Flood / Re: If a condemned prisoner accepts their fate...
« on: February 02, 2017, 05:10:40 AM »
I always found it funny how people are selective when it comes to suicide.

What about the people who walked into the chernobyl reactor to maintain critical parts to stop the damage from being worse? What about people in war who hit the front lines and know it's a one way deal? The rare person who willingly takes a bullet for another?

People seem to just magically forget these when they bring up their hate for suicide. If I had to guess why, it's probably because these are acts of suicide with an inherent outward benefit rather than singular.

As long as your suicide benefits somebody else all is forgiven apparently.
I don't get why some people hate suicide. It's horrible that some people feel the need to go through with it, but suiciders shouldn't be posthumously shamed.

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The Flood / Re: Foreskin too tight for new girl help!!
« on: February 02, 2017, 05:08:29 AM »
put some lube under it?

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The Flood / Re: Custom Tombstones
« on: February 01, 2017, 04:28:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: February 01, 2017, 04:13:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Damage Control
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:46:47 PM »
OP, did you ragequit Sep7?

Actually I died. I'm a ghost now.
"This time I will never ever return for real"

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The Flood / Re: Saving this forum
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:46:05 PM »
What did you think of the switch? And did you miss me?
I think it looks like a pretty neat system, but overpriced hardware and NO GAEMS will keep it from being a day-1 purchase for me. At least for a month, or perhaps a whole quarter.
well technically if it's not a day-1 purchase at first it never will be

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The Flood / Re: FIX THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:52:26 PM »
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: I've been eating vegetarian for four days and counting
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:18:23 PM »
I made soft tacos with a salsa made of beans and mushrooms. I stirred some mozzarella into it while it was cooking and it's probably the best food idea I've ever had.

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It's literally the first time I've talked with someone on tinder for more than one day, I asked for advice to not blow it.

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Apparently she sent me a message and the app didn't alert me for whatever reason - I messaged her back and apologized for the delay. She actually responded so I guess all hope isn't lost yet.

She said she doesn't give her number out to people she haven't met tho.

You have the perfect opportunity to ask her out for coffee
ye, might do that if the conversation goes well
Don't pussy out man. Just ask.
She mentioned going to the student nation on Friday (a bar is open there every Friday). Is this a hint for me to go there as well?

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The Flood / Re: I've been eating vegetarian for four days and counting
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:26:27 PM »
I miss vegtables.
Are they not available to you?
Body can't keep down solids. Been living off tasty tubes for a while. I test it everycouple weeks. If I start feeling like more ass or I throw it up I know I've not made progress.
Damn. I'm sorry.

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