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« on: March 21, 2017, 03:14:28 PM »
t4r
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« on: March 21, 2017, 02:25:50 PM »
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« on: March 17, 2017, 01:05:12 PM »
T4R
Apparently my name has the Venezuelan flag instead of VE for some people, and the name is entirely made up of squares for others.
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« on: March 16, 2017, 11:46:21 AM »
He's looking for summer accommodation since he's applying for a summer course, and his current living situation doesn't allow him to stay over summer. He's offering to pay about 7000 SEK ($789) per month.
I had thought about staying over summer myself and trying to get a summer job (and to experience how the city is in summertime) but this has me thinking.
Should I do it or nah? He wants an answer within a week.
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« on: March 15, 2017, 02:45:08 PM »
http://website.informer.com/sep7agon.netCreation Date: 2013-08-03T03:50:59Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2017-08-03T03:50:59Z the end times are near I tell you
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« on: March 11, 2017, 05:14:41 AM »
April 1st?
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« on: March 09, 2017, 11:01:06 AM »
I wonder when I'll be comfortable just calling myself vegetarian instead of saying I'm eating vegetarian food.
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« on: March 04, 2017, 06:52:44 AM »
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar.
We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now.
How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Nathalie Portman?
She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose,
she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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« on: February 27, 2017, 01:24:27 PM »
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« on: February 25, 2017, 06:11:40 AM »
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:41:17 AM »
It started out with me discovering an underground cave thingy behind an IKEA. Was looking for some cool hidden tree house or something built by kids that I somehow knew was supposed to be there. Instead I found the cave. The entrance was like a pipe barely enough to squeeze through. It was filled with water and there was a group of dolphin people there. They were human, but could essentially transform into dolphins Animorphs style, except instead of actually transforming their bodies these highly advanced wetsuit appeared on their bodies when they wanted to transform (they didn't have to put them on manually, just dive into the water and poof). The suits didn't have oxygen tubes but somehow increased your lung capacity so you could hold your breath longer.
So I became a part of their group and as it turned out there were more rooms in the cave, all suited to dolphin people needs. There were a race track room where the race tracks were waterways, and there was an underground vegan supermarket. So not only was there this secret society of furry dolphin fetishists, they were all vegan apparently.
So I started frequenting this place, because who doesn't wanna have the ability to be a dolphin (kinda). I loved doing jumps out of the water and shit. Once you had entered the cave at the IKEA location it became some non-euclidean shit and there were other exits in locations that didn't make sense as they weren't anywhere near the IKEA. All the entrances worked the same as well, you had to be in “dolphin form” to go through them as they were really tight and you had to streamline yourself. Security measure to stop any non-dolphin people ti enter I guess. Near the race track room and the vegan supermarket there was opening to the ocean, and apparently one of the human dolphin girls had a real dolphin mother (I know, wtf right). So they swam around for a bit outside and I joined them.
This was were I discovered that when you were in dolphin form (aka had the wetsuit on) you could actually sorta speak with real dolphins. I wanted to show all the cool stuff inside to the dolphin mother but apparently she was either not allowed inside or all the rooms were full somehow. The details were a bit fuzzy as dreams can be.
As the dream went on the location changed from this collection of underground rooms to a floating series of platforms in a void, with all kinds of exciting restaurants and F-zero style racing tracks. Here there were mostly normal people and only a few dolphins. Basically the dream went off track and I had to escape some person by using any body of water around, aquariums and decorative water streams alike.
Then I had some other dream involving an elevator to hell.
TL,DR: I discovered a hidden society of vegan dolphin shape shifting people, joined them, and went in a bunch of adventures including chatting with a real dolphin MILF.
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« on: February 15, 2017, 05:08:26 PM »
when were you when Rick Astley did comeback? i was sat at home eating toast with jam when friend sent link ‘never gonna give you up’ ‘no’ Spoiler In all honestly though his recent songs are fucking great
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« on: February 15, 2017, 04:55:55 PM »
...are they a booby trap?
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« on: February 14, 2017, 02:21:56 PM »
 yea or nah?
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« on: February 12, 2017, 05:29:54 AM »
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« on: February 11, 2017, 08:07:43 PM »
 I've already made these six sketches as one assignment, but for the next one I'm supposed to pick one and develop it. Which one should I pick in your opinion? Thanks.
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« on: February 11, 2017, 05:02:26 PM »
I looked up this guy from tinder (no match as of yet) on facebook 
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« on: February 11, 2017, 01:46:23 PM »
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« on: February 10, 2017, 12:34:44 PM »
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« on: February 07, 2017, 09:37:27 AM »
Hope I didn't miss any options.
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« on: February 04, 2017, 02:53:10 PM »
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« on: February 03, 2017, 06:53:31 AM »
My keyboard is set to both English and Swedish.
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« on: January 31, 2017, 08:15:34 AM »
🇮 🇬🇴🇹🇹🇦 🇰🇪🇪🇵 🇴🇳 🇲🇴🇻🇮🇳🇬
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« on: January 30, 2017, 07:19:50 PM »
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« on: January 30, 2017, 02:49:09 PM »
I could get used to this.
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« on: January 27, 2017, 04:45:52 PM »
Take a tall glass
2 icecubes
2 orange peel shavings
6 cl of Bourbon
Fill up with alcoholic ginger beer.
'tis pretty nice
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« on: January 27, 2017, 12:27:23 PM »
Usually they just ignore me, how do I keep the conversation flowing?
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« on: January 25, 2017, 07:24:04 AM »
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« on: January 25, 2017, 03:28:25 AM »
Title is pretty self explanatory I think.
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