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Messages - SpasticSprocket
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« on: January 23, 2017, 05:31:51 AM »
100% on point and true
start taxing razors 50% and use the proceeds to supply free tampons tbh
As someone who's job requires that he remains clean shaven at all times that's a fucking stupid idea.
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« on: January 20, 2017, 11:15:12 PM »
what about bird or reptile owners
what about what
you heard me
Birds are cool. At least my bird was cool until my brother traumatized it.
what did he do exactly?
He was like 2 at the time but he kept shaking the fuckin cage because he thought it was hilarious when the bird freaked out.
It's difficult to explain to a two year old you probably just gave that bird a lifetime of trust issues for a few seconds of laughs. He was scared of the bird for a long time too because it was pretty aggressive towards him after that. Little bugger took years to get comfortable with people again. Like 10 years later and he's still a little shaky.
Granted he's a lot more comfortable with people than he was but he was even friendlier before that.
Oh, well that sucks. But yeah, a two year old isn't going to know any better. How old is the bird now?
I think 12 or 13.. at least as old as my brother.
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« on: January 20, 2017, 08:54:00 PM »
what about bird or reptile owners
what about what
you heard me
Birds are cool. At least my bird was cool until my brother traumatized it.
what did he do exactly?
He was like 2 at the time but he kept shaking the fuckin cage because he thought it was hilarious when the bird freaked out. It's difficult to explain to a two year old you probably just gave that bird a lifetime of trust issues for a few seconds of laughs. He was scared of the bird for a long time too because it was pretty aggressive towards him after that. Little bugger took years to get comfortable with people again. Like 10 years later and he's still a little shaky. Granted he's a lot more comfortable with people than he was but he was even friendlier before that.
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« on: January 20, 2017, 08:00:52 PM »
what about bird or reptile owners
what about what
you heard me
Birds are cool. At least my bird was cool until my brother traumatized it.
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« on: January 20, 2017, 07:56:34 PM »
It's definitely different. Don't know how it hasn't been done until now.
I'll probably watch it.
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« on: January 20, 2017, 01:53:44 AM »
I'm not drinking from the tap and I'm too tired to go out and get something that's better.
All you fucking need is water you stupid subhuman cash cow for the marketing goons selling you fancy flavored shit with "electrolytes" and "vitamins" that you just piss out Sounds like you're just too much of a bitch to even survive a cold.
Stop having the same avatar as Tru
It's not the same.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 09:30:19 PM »
I'm not drinking from the tap and I'm too tired to go out and get something that's better.
All you fucking need is water you stupid subhuman cash cow for the marketing goons selling you fancy flavored shit with "electrolytes" and "vitamins" that you just piss out Sounds like you're just too much of a bitch to even survive a cold.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:30:11 PM »
@Luciana
damn i cant do this here
Hi
I'm drinking Pepsi right now
it's sweet
like you
Contain your thirst. Slut.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:10:21 PM »
This is a neat thread.
...your face is neat.
BTFO will Spas ever recover?
I'm okay with having a neat face.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:09:48 PM »
This is a neat thread.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
Guess we'll have to move to a bigger town together.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:08:51 PM »
@Luciana
damn i cant do this here
Hah
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:07:45 PM »
tru why is spas's avatar on bungle your avatar here
it's fucking with my head
Oh because he loves Melon almost as much as I do
What's this almost bullsit?
Almost
Just cause I don't spend my days looking at fan art.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 05:51:23 AM »
We should give you guys Max.
And we'll give you lads Sam.
Is this a fuckin joke?
Are you a joke?
I might be.
What kind of joke would you be?
One where it starts with a guy hitting on a cute girl and ends with the girl raping him in the ass with her big fat dick.
I thought it would be more of you getting beaten up and bullied to the point that you kill yourself in hopes that you go to the anime world, but its not real hahaha
No the real joke is that I joined a government organization and now I can't get out.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:51:17 AM »
We should give you guys Max.
And we'll give you lads Sam.
Is this a fuckin joke?
Are you a joke?
I might be.
What kind of joke would you be?
One where it starts with a guy hitting on a cute girl and ends with the girl raping him in the ass with her big fat dick.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:43:25 AM »
We should give you guys Max.
And we'll give you lads Sam.
Is this a fuckin joke?
Are you a joke?
I might be.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:40:54 AM »
We should give you guys Max.
And we'll give you lads Sam.
Is this a fuckin joke?
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:25:08 AM »
We should give you guys Max.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:24:31 AM »
Now I'm not saying Sep7 doesn't have drama, because it does
But as far as I remember, bungle makes me w e w in comparison
I'd say bungle drama gets childish much quicker, at least it was in the past. But then again people here didn't have a fight over silly things nearly as much as bungle did. Probably because we dont have a Who Are You thread, so people tend to not be as open here.
People aren't as open here because we've made it a forum hobby to go after people's weaknesses.
Same thing happens in bungle. We just have more fun police.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 04:12:51 AM »
This is a neat thread.
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« on: January 19, 2017, 03:44:51 AM »
tru why is spas's avatar on bungle your avatar here
it's fucking with my head
Oh because he loves Melon almost as much as I do
What's this almost bullsit?
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« on: September 11, 2016, 05:57:31 AM »
People who are that ashamed over their sexual interests are hilarious to me.
More like people who don't use private browsing.
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« on: September 11, 2016, 05:55:58 AM »
>Not accepting the advantages of dual clutch.
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« on: September 11, 2016, 05:44:57 AM »
Safest cars on the road with like 98% of all tested crashes leaving the driver fine and all kinds of fancy shit to minimize damage to people you hit or prevent accidents in the first place (autonomous e-break, lane departure warning systems, blind spot alarms, etc)
That's what I imagine you would drive if money didn't matter
I'd see Verb's dream car being a Honda FZX or a Toyota Mirai tbh. Zero-emission cars ftw
Not even a Tesla? No. You're probably right. Tesla is too forward thinking for some people.
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« on: September 11, 2016, 05:41:03 AM »
I would murder literally any of you to drive off in this.
A V8 with only 150bhp lmao
You don't buy a gremlin for the performance. You buy it because it's called the gremlin and it's weird as fuck.
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« on: October 25, 2015, 07:22:30 PM »
Brownies are great.
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« on: October 24, 2015, 09:24:44 PM »
Cindy what are you doing?
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« on: October 24, 2015, 09:22:49 PM »
You have to get a nameplate every year?
Oh this was a month ago. Nevermind
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« on: August 20, 2015, 11:15:42 PM »
LC Best sneeze all years.
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« on: June 30, 2015, 12:29:17 AM »
You can get carded for buying a lighter? What?
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« on: June 30, 2015, 12:27:50 AM »
It's because humans as a species are whiny bitches.
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