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The Flood / IRA versus Allah
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:23:03 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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Serious / Turkey is to ISIS as Pakistan is to al-Qaeda?
« on: March 07, 2015, 03:12:14 AM »
If you've been following the Kobane fight closely, you'd be noticing that Turkey has refused to shut off access for ISIS or help the Kurds until every other country was on the verge of declaring them as supporters as ISIS, which in that case, they allowed a small, token force of Peshmerga through their borders into Kobane. Many more stories and sensical (from their perspective......) causes for them to support ISIS.

Here's one such story in particular.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-turkey-throws-kobane-hero-jail-while-treating-islamist-commander-hospital-1490842

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Serious / Who is worse? Assad or ISIS?
« on: March 06, 2015, 05:58:36 PM »
If you think it is ISIS, I can prove to you that Assad is worse than ISIS in all ways but one. If you doubt my words state why you do so, identify yourself, and you shall be enlightened by the truth! (or my version of the truth ;))

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Gaming / What would happen if Halo 5 is a total flop?
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:54:57 AM »
t4r LOL GET REKT KIDDOS I'M GONNA PWN YOU REACH 1v1!!!!

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Gaming / How many players are still on MCC?
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:54:20 AM »
I've never played it, so I have no clue. But Halo seems to be failing as a franchise rapidly, so I just wanna know.

inb4halo5isatotalflop

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The Flood / What have I missed in the last 3 months?
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:19:58 PM »
Just decided to drop by. May get bored and leave tomorrow, may stay here for the next 10 years. So what did I miss?






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thisisnotcommsofficer

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thisisnotattentionwhoring

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Serious / Syria Thread number 1 million.
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:15:35 PM »
Cause why not?

I'm just making these out of tradition by this point. Been following the conflict as much as usual, and I've learned a lot of interesting things about it, so ask away.

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take some time to reflect about what Comms Officer has delivered to you blessed forumers:

>If it were not for me, Anarchy Weekend would have never existed.

>If it were not for me getting the proboards nuked, this site would have never taken off as the proboards would likely still be active.

>If it were not for me, you would have never had a verti-assault team dispatched to your location.

>If it were not for me, there would only be one Greek in the forum rather than two.

Think about how much these gifts from me have benefited all of you, and think about the fact that I was the one who created the events which led to the offsite being an active and fun place.

;)

And for those of you who aren't aware, I'm gonna be perma'd in 8 hours, and I'm off to bed soon.

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Serious / If there's one thing Assadists can do right....
« on: December 24, 2014, 03:09:37 AM »
..it's that they sure know how to put badass music into their propaganda videos.

(third one is from Hezbollah, so it only sort of counts)

(also, the good music from the Hezbollah one starts 40 seconds in)

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YouTube

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The Flood / If you want a successful thread, don't post in 'Septagon'
« on: December 24, 2014, 02:40:28 AM »
I just did some little calculations with the average amount of responses a thread in each forum gets.

The clear winner is 'News' (due to the extremely limited amount of threads), with an average of 30.44 posts per thread.

Then comes 'The Flood' with an average of 22.33 posts per thread.

Next, comes Serious with a disappointingly low post count per thread of 21.83.

The Gaming board isn't really surprising, given its uninteresting premise. It comes at a whopping total average of 20.58 posts per thread.

And then far, far below all of the others, comes the Septagon board. Septagon has a pitiful post per thread count of 11.94.

Thoughts about this?

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Septagon / "Comms Officer ban"
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:41:05 AM »
A new type of ban in between Post Ban and Blacklist where you can't access the site, but your posts aren't censored. Pretty much so other users aren't punished by being unable to see others' posts because they got banned. And for exceptional cases such as users like myself who are in a voluntary state of exile.

I think it'd be a good idea to implement. As long as it's called the Comms Officer ban that is. If you're gonna give it any other name, then just scrap my idea right there.

Someone may as well quote and post this post within the next 12 hours, so it isn't lost once I'm blacklisted again.

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Serious / Just a reminder....
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:36:23 AM »
...that the Strait of Hormuz is only 30 miles wide, and if the Iranians tried to shut it off with a naval blockade, the US would still be able to effortlessly eliminate the Iranian Navy.

Food for thought.

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The Flood / GODDAMMIT, I NEED TO STOP GETTING THREAD IDEAS!!!!!
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:27:05 AM »
Anyways...

Warning bar? Never heard of it. Somebody please explain this to me.

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....finally obtained 2242 emails on my email account!!

So I'll celebrate by dispatching verti-assault teams to your locations.

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YouTube


(2 minutes, 6 seconds is where the infamous one-liner is)

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The Flood / WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!?!?!??!?!?
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:06:58 AM »
I was looking at how sexy my avatar is, and then I saw "Watched" right below it!! Not like it'll matter since I'm gonna return to permaban oblivion in 12 hours. But what is it!?

I NEED TO KNOW!!! TELL ME!!!!!!

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The Flood / Most underwhelming tourist destinations.
« on: December 24, 2014, 12:43:33 AM »
Here are 3 from my experiences. All of them were pretty disappointing in presentation.

The Colosseum in Rome. (it's in the middle of dense urban area, and barely any distance separates it from modern buildings)

Times Square in New York. (nowhere near as large as it's made out to be, and the scale of the buildings surrounding it underscore its puny size in relation to the rest of the city)

Big Ben in London. (not too disappointing itself, but the buildings surrounding it are almost equally as impressive, so you'll spend more time looking at the buildings around it than at Big Ben itself)

What are the most underwhelming tourist destinations you guys have visited?

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The Flood / Is it possible to be sane and dislike Flee at the same time?
« on: December 24, 2014, 12:03:23 AM »
Most scientific sources say that it indeed impossible to be sane and dislike Flee at the same time. Anyone who claims otherwise is either lying or insane!

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The Flood / My Flood reexperience hasn't been completed....
« on: December 23, 2014, 11:30:52 PM »
....cause we know that The Flood isn't complete without Noelle.

Where the hell is she? Last time I was on, she was the top poster, but now I haven't seen so much as a peep.

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The Flood / I have no motivation to live
« on: December 23, 2014, 06:10:11 PM »
I was trying to live like a man earlier, but I got about 15 minutes from where I left off the previous time because I was just such a fucking bitch. I don't know whether it's life, or just me.

Anybody else get this?

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The Flood / My amazing College grades so far.
« on: December 23, 2014, 06:04:00 PM »
I've maintained a 1.69 GPA through College so far.  8)

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The Flood / ONLY 20 MORE HOURS UNTIL I LEAVE FOREVER AGAIN!!
« on: December 23, 2014, 05:26:56 PM »
I demand that you give me attention for my final 20 hours of parole!!!

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The Flood / I thought of something that would turn you guys on.
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:50:32 AM »
The thought of Kim Thong-Un's big, fat, bloated bum being fucked while wearing a thong.

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Serious / Who will win this final Mexican Standoff?
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:14:07 AM »
Serious thread in non-serious disguise. Who will win this final Mexican standoff?

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This thread is honestly kind of pointless, since the Iraqi Army will inevitably win out in Iraq, and ISIS + SAA will fall apart in a matter of time. SAA has a lot more time than ISIS though. Or does it?

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The Flood / Ave, true to the Islamic State
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:10:09 AM »
Ave

In other news, I'm about halfway done with my return here, so don't pull your dicks out too quickly, Mad Max and Kinder.

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The Flood / America is a form of concentrated human tragedy.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:48:47 PM »

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The Flood / "Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien and eat it."
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:18:58 PM »
http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167-alien_monster-0/

Just an article from mainstream Russian media.


http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/01-03-2004/4983-experiment-0/

And this one explaining that the FBI and CIA are fighting over access to a parallel world which allows time travel and therefore modification of our world.


http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/26-11-2012/122924-tocqueville_american_matrix-0/

And what is Russian media without blatant anti-Americanism?

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Dammit Kinder, and this is the stuff you're looking at and trust more than Western media!

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Serious / How long before Russia joins the Axis of Resistance?
« on: December 22, 2014, 04:38:55 PM »


Looks fitting, yes?

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The Flood / >was talking to a black guy
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:41:57 AM »
>told him that the abolitionists were immoral and that we should be living under the authority of the Bible
>he laughed

>this actually happened

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Serious / Islamic State may negotiate their way out of their largest city.
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:19:45 PM »
http://basnews.com/en/news/2014/12/21/islamic-state-give-two-conditions-to-leave-mosul/

Mosul is the main base for ISIS in the northern half of Iraq. If they lose Mosul, all they'll really have left is Fallujah, which is just a thorn in Iraq's side. But of course the deal would require them safe passage to Syria. I think the best idea would be to let them leave Mosul, and then bomb them to hell as they're marching to Syria.

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The Flood / Mexican standoff between Augustus Caesar, FDR, and Genghis Khan
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:07:07 PM »
Who will win this final Mexican Standoff?

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