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931
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:10:55 PM »
My first one was an atari game but i couldn't remember the name. My brother took it out to show me. The one I remember is super mario bro 2.
932
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:35:06 PM »
Whoever won't turn Santa into some weird sexualized santa-fetish.
Your lump of coal will be replaced with a container of Vaseline. It's going to be a white Christmas.
No Stahp. Mental image.
933
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:30:27 PM »
Dont do it. It hurts.
934
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:45:34 PM »
Why not.
935
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:39:13 PM »
Havent really had the chance to play. I don't think Im going to play anything new for awhile.
936
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:26:10 PM »
Heresy.
937
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:50:40 AM »
A railgun from Halo 4. Just because.
938
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:49:04 AM »
What if she invited him backstage after and actually sat on his face
I would pay to see that.
939
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:44:25 AM »
Its best to back up. This could end in a shit storm of which you might not get out of without pain.
940
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »
I feel sorry for the people working holidays at Micky Ds.
941
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:40:13 AM »
Dinner at my sisters house. Usually the whole family. With kids running around and sleeping off the food coma.
942
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:21:21 AM »
I have pretty strong relationships with all my family. The best one is with my little sister as we have the basically the same personality and tastes.
Im ok with my parents and older brother and sister. Their kids love me to the point of suffocation.
943
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:03:00 PM »
Even pony porn?
Especially pony porn.
944
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:01:39 PM »
Dear god Sandtrap. Its like you have a target on your back. Well good luck and to staying dormant.
945
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:47:15 AM »
Fucking shitbags on dickholes.
946
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:46:14 AM »
The day lolis were invented was the day it went too far.
947
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:42:19 AM »
Oh god. That was hard to watch.
948
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:06:15 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Lol your teacher flip out. Threw your book across the room.
949
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:14:07 PM »
Shit. Ever eat so much you start to sweat?
Fuck
Meat sweat then comes if I take a shit I might feel better then I think Ill take a nap.
950
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:12:16 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
951
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:05:34 PM »
Soun gud.
952
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:04:58 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
953
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:02:03 PM »
Have fun. Dont get drunk after 2 beers and get humped by a dog after you pass out.
954
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:59:59 PM »
My pillow and about 3 layers of blankets.
955
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:58:57 PM »
956
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:57:44 PM »
I wear t-shirts everyday....
....that sometimes look nice.
957
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:55:06 PM »
Proud? More like ashamed.
Shut your whore mouth, this is the best thing since PAN was elected.
Nope ashamed is more like it.
958
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:48:59 PM »
Barbara Dunkleman. Oh just nothing but bad puns and jokes all day.
959
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:46:17 PM »
But everyone deserves dildos.
960
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:42:33 PM »
Oh how much cock can whore choke on if a whore could choke on cock?
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