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691
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:17:50 AM »
TFW you dont see your name. Ehh doesnt bother me.
692
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:21:27 AM »
This triggers me.
693
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:20:37 AM »
Apply your head on a wall with force.
Repeat 100 times.
Step 1.
694
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:20:02 AM »
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?
No I have to work in the morning. Unforuntly.
Are you sure?
No more vodka left in the house so yeah.
695
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:18:39 AM »
What the fuck are ear candles?
696
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:14:18 AM »
Wonder why I was left to this torture. Then swap oh shit stories.
697
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:13:05 AM »
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?
No I have to work in the morning. Unforuntly.
698
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:11:59 AM »
I had a bullet ricochet and pass a little under foot from my head. Yeah we stopped shooting after that.
Then I almost drowned in the pool when I was like 7-8.
699
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:08:37 AM »
My family. I pay them in tacos.
700
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:07:27 AM »
It wasn't bad.
Longer than she said it'd be!
But not bad.
Not bad, not the longest test Ive taken. I just have a short attention span for this.
701
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:05:03 AM »
Oh I need a chair for this.
702
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:02:21 AM »
If you get away with murder, how many bananas could you eat?
703
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:00:05 AM »
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
704
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:59:17 AM »
Let the battle begin.
705
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:57:51 AM »
I'll take Awkward Looking Teenagers for 200
Some of us are adults.
Actually I think most of us are.
Most people here are above 18, I'm pretty sure...
Though no less awkward.
Very true.
706
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:40:32 AM »
You are 55.6% Good.
You are 2.6% Chaotic.
Alignment: Neutral Good
That was fucking long.
707
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:13:11 AM »
I'll take Awkward Looking Teenagers for 200
708
« on: December 29, 2014, 03:07:23 AM »
I don't see a reason why I shouldn't hangout with most of the people here to be honest. All or most of the people seem like decent people or be fun.
Meeting you guys would be fun or at least an experience.
709
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »
Nooooooo!!!!!!!
710
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:22:30 PM »
A million if I get passed 2
711
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:18:30 PM »
"You cock gobbling dick monkey" is one of my favorites or "you sack of useless shit"
712
« on: December 26, 2014, 05:59:36 PM »
Depends. Get dirt on her first and if you break up just get her fired. Win win.
that's such a dick move >.>
But so smart.
713
« on: December 26, 2014, 05:48:07 PM »
I did it and it went to hell. I'd be careful. Dont shit where you eat friend.
714
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:37:01 PM »
Two shirts and a hat. Thats all I need. Funny thing is everyone asked for expensive shit and when I said "I need shirts" they didnt know what to get me.
715
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:32:41 PM »
Supernatural is a great show. I stopped watching after Bobby died.
716
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:28:42 PM »
That guy is gonna have to sit on a pillow after the rekting.
717
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:26:05 PM »
Nice blog post.
OT: No really though I'm a failure who hasn't watched any of the Godfather movies yet ;_;
You and me both.
718
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:22:38 PM »
I got for you.
Your two options are
1. Staying on earth with new knowledge of saving the world. Healing the planet and curing sickness.
2. Leaving towards space with a crew of 2000 people to a possible habitable world knowing you'd never come back?
719
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:27:01 AM »
Heyo.
720
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:26:18 AM »
The last bad day at work I had. Probably 2 weeks ago.
Yeah an old confused woman really got to me a few weeks ago. Once for telling us how she wanted her steaks cut and bitching back and forth. Then again 10 minutes later screaming that she didnt get her ten dollars off. I then punch a computer screen and broke it.
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