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541
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:23:04 AM »
Kick him in the balls. Then he should have a reason to see help.
542
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:21:43 AM »
Que?
543
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:19:52 AM »
if it was pulled off well it would be cool
The only thing he/she would be introduced to us in the first 20 seconds. So many dank memes.
544
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:16:28 AM »
That shit must have hit like a truck moving as fast as it did. To die in a brown wave of syrup is embarrassing.
"Hey how did you brother die"
"drowned in a wave of molasses"
"Im guessing he wasn't as quick as he thought"
O_o
545
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:03:13 AM »
Doesnt anything good ever happen where you come from.?
Did I not tell you a fun fact about my town? In the winter, and no fucking joke, without fail, every week there's a new funeral card for somebody who's died. Most of them are elderly but personally I don't know where the fuck we're getting all these elderly people to die off from every week for 6-7 months of winter every year.
My hospital is currently under lockdown because there's an H1N3 outbreak.
The rate of cancer and other shit seems to be high for folks and younger people in the area in general.
No. Nothing of much good comes from my town.
Mother of god. Its like god took a shit in your area and said not my problem. Well at least you got your sense of humor.
Oh fuckin' hell do I ever. I joke when my town gets the coldest fucking patch of temperature in the area compared to others. I poke fun at the fact that when it rains over here the shitty, ugly, dark grey ass clouds that look the worst hang over us.
I can call my brother in law up and they'll ask how it's going and I'll say it's fucking gray and ugly and raining and half the time he does a double take because it's sunny as can be over at their place which is half an hour away from this town.
Yeah, fuck this place god dammit. No wonder all the young kids leave.
Edit: sorry in two conversation at once. Yeah that area sucks. Check if there are dead bodies buried in the area. Dont believe in that shit but it might be a good place to check.
546
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:47:48 AM »
Doesnt anything good ever happen where you come from.?
Did I not tell you a fun fact about my town? In the winter, and no fucking joke, without fail, every week there's a new funeral card for somebody who's died. Most of them are elderly but personally I don't know where the fuck we're getting all these elderly people to die off from every week for 6-7 months of winter every year.
My hospital is currently under lockdown because there's an H1N3 outbreak.
The rate of cancer and other shit seems to be high for folks and younger people in the area in general.
No. Nothing of much good comes from my town.
Mother of god. Its like god took a shit in your area and said not my problem. Well at least you got your sense of humor.
547
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:08:19 PM »
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
548
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:06:31 PM »
Doesnt anything good ever happen where you come from.?
549
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:38:38 AM »
-_-
550
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:35:43 AM »
What in the unholy fuck. Thats just ugly as fuck.
551
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:26:48 AM »
burn down the house,
then call CPS.
It's a bit late then!
Its just a formality.
552
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:45:51 AM »
Lock the doors, burn down the house, then call CPS.
553
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:31:17 PM »
So "you effing loser" is a no
And "you useless sack of fucking shit" is ok. Im ok with this.
554
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:49:06 PM »
Just about $120 just in my checking account. Im low and fucked for about the next month.
555
« on: January 21, 2015, 02:22:31 PM »
Must make sword and shield out of this.
556
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:49:27 PM »
I just use tumblr for the porn
Dont we all.
557
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:35:28 PM »
How big is your school?
Uhhh, 1500?
Whoa, that's crazy. Your school is smaller than my high school graduating class was.
Whoa...
I had a graduating class of roughly 210 people...
Wow thats tiny. Must be nice I went to a school of 2700 and a graduating class of about 700-750.
558
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:16:00 PM »
........what
559
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:26:33 PM »
Well. Took the test. We are not having a baby.
Aww too bad. Sorry brute.
560
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:25:32 PM »
DERFCACHILERFNERF!
561
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:24:50 PM »
Soft lately. Ive been sick for a couple of days.
562
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:15:51 PM »
It would be pretty weird but I don't use my FB account all that often so it wouldn't bother me. I don't mind because It wouldnt matter.
563
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:08:28 PM »
Ugh you don't know how much this bothers me for some reason.
564
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:05:21 PM »
Classy 10/10. Would buy you lunch.
565
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:03:49 PM »
I can attest to the horrors that a cop deals with, my friend's father used to be a cop, and he got called to a job where he had to go break up a drug party, and when he was walking through, he noticed a child on the ground, silent. he picked up the baby and it's skull caved in his hands, the kid was dead, and the drunk fools had apparently been throwing the baby against the wall because it wouldn't stop crying. nothing can prepare you for that shit man, and it changes you. his dad was completely silent for the next month, and only told his family when my friend was moved out and they were discussing his job
Mother of god. I would have broken down crying.
566
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Why the fuck? Why?
567
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:51:09 PM »
Inb4lock
568
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:38:15 AM »
I always clean my guns. Have to with the corrosive ammo I shoot.
I hope you clean them throughout. One of my favorite past times is cleaning guns and watching movies in the middle of the night with family members. At 2AM, I'll watch damn near anything. This is one of the reasons why I know so much about children's films.
Have to. Fucking hate and love shooting corrosive. When I clean I usually put on some old movie or a documentary. Thats how I learned so many random facts.
That's probably what I should be doing. Watching Tinkerbell movies and getting a boner during gun cleaning isn't very productive.
Lol whatever gets your Pixie dust going.
569
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:50:10 PM »
I always clean my guns. Have to with the corrosive ammo I shoot.
I hope you clean them throughout. One of my favorite past times is cleaning guns and watching movies in the middle of the night with family members. At 2AM, I'll watch damn near anything. This is one of the reasons why I know so much about children's films.
Have to. Fucking hate and love shooting corrosive. When I clean I usually put on some old movie or a documentary. Thats how I learned so many random facts.
570
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:21:05 PM »
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