Oh, so you're some conspiracy guy who thinks that the Government is gonna go street-to-street killing everyone without warning.... Why don't you just move to the middle of nowhere Alaska? Or, y'know? Out of the country to one where you don't "need" guns.

I bet you also laughed at people who knew the government was mass-collecting info. Here's a bit of reality for you: People such as myself has warned the public over what the government does and it always ends up true

http://list25.com/25-conspiracy-theories-that-turned-out-to-be-true/
Here's 25 conspiracies that were proved true. You idiots laugh but you don't laugh when it's proven true

porch monkey

Never took SATs or ACTs. Waste of time and money. Still got into a college with a simple placement test

Also, its a fact athletes are UNDERPAID not overpaid.

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I've put well over 300 hours hours across multiple saves in Skyrim so I'll go ahead and pick that >.>

>equating the petty right to own guns to the right to free speech

Got nothing to contribute? Get lost

It's not a petty right to own guns. Speech and gun rights are equal; there's a reason both are specified in the U.S Constitution. Words begin revolution and guns fight revolution. Good luck trying to talk to any possible oppressive government or foreign invaders. Let's have  Tiananmen Square happen again and have the government slaughter civilians because they had no way to defend themselves

you're just hungry

come now, let's get you a kids meal

Icy is here so it's officially gay

And you kept it this whole time.

Spoiler

Pervert

bby pls

Wednesday PM

I want you inside me right now. The gentle rubbing of our skin as we connect. The way our lips touch. The way you hold me; protect me. I cannot resist this urge much longer. I have this jar of honey ready for you. Dipping my fingers into the jar and sliding them down the front of your hairy muscular chest and stomach. A firm but gentle grip around your shaft, slipping your meat up. The lubrication. My tongue licking off the excess honey that is dripping down towards your balls. I can't wait much longer. I want you inside me. With a quick mount, I guide your penis into my anal cavity. Your large throbbing cock has barely enough room to squeeze into. A exhalation of pleasure releases from us both. I slide myself upwards just far enough for your tip to stay in, and fall back down. It hurts so much, but feels so good. You tightly grasp my sides as you thrust yourself into me; harder, better, faster, stronger. My sweat drips onto of you. Tingling sensations strike your nerves inside your cock. Your need to ejaculate approaches sooner and sooner. You cannot hold it in longer. A lengthy expel of ecstasy you release upon the world. Your seed feeling up my anus, oozing slowly outwards as gravity takes control. I prod my anus with my fingers. Scooping up some of your semen. Two quick dips into the honey. Mixing the two liquids. Wrapping my lips around my fingers. Taking in the combination of pure bliss.

GUYS! GIYS! HOLD THE FUCK ON!

Am I just that drunk or do the poll results bars pulsate slightly in white color?

You're just that drunk

Ha, I havb a better chance of getting Amy Daly's dick, which is no chance in hell.

N-no. Do not ruin my dream

I do not think I would ever be comfortable having sex with more than one person.

.......We can take turns

sharing is caring, amirite?

W-What? I am kinda scared.

Don't be

N-No.... I can only handle one person at a time.

That's what they all say......until it happens