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The Flood / Re: Have you prayed to our Lord today?
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:17:39 PM »


Dean Martin is luv, Dean Martin is lyfe

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The Flood / Re: What's the best tv-show
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:28:00 PM »
These are the only TV shows that I care about

Firefly
The Walking Dead
Dexter
Jericho
The Office

The Office is luv, The Office is lyfe

I still need to buy Firefly and watch The Walking Dead. You said something about watching Jericho together or something right?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best tv-show
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:15:02 PM »
You're kidding me?
I'm like half way through season 2 and enjoying it.
Nope

They at least ended up the whole story with season 2 but leave you with a HUGE cliff hanger at the end that could very well make up 3 more seasons at the least

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The Flood / Re: I feel deliciously sleepy... goodnight, Flood.
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:46:44 PM »
Don't get killed by anything poisonous.......

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The Flood / Re: The hypocrisy of rappers and other artists
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:39:14 PM »
Like how the government commits terrorists acts on its own people just to condemn other nations that do the same?
Exactly!

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Gaming / Re: Gears of War?
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:24:22 PM »
It actually takes a shitload of skill to play. Judging by your "swagged out" picture of CoD, you're obviously a CoD fanboy that doesn't understand what real gaming skills are

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The Flood / The hypocrisy of rappers and other artists
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:21:54 PM »
Music artists, rappers especially, talk big game in their works about being rich and breaking the law. So it's obvious to understand that fellow fans and supporters will take these words to heart and follow in the steps of their idols; in the form of pirating their pieces of work.

Yet, when the fans are influenced by these works, the rappers then complain and whine their music is downloaded illegally

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The Flood / Re: Your Best Troll
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:16:42 PM »
I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")

It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.

In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*
You need to do this on #Destiny


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The Flood / Re: What's the best tv-show
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:12:19 PM »
Revolution (fucking cancelled after 2 seasons)
The Following (Who the fuck doesn't like Kevin Bacon)
The Blacklist (James Spader is a badass mofo and Megan Boone is a sexy mofo)

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The Flood / Re: What book(s) are you reading at the moment?
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:12:44 AM »

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Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:42:13 PM »
Because they got their asses handed to them in the Revolution

oh, and 500th post. Posting riot, ya faggots

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The Flood / Re: Guitar players and gear sluts: get in here
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:40:28 PM »
I think I wanna learn to play something like the drums or even the didgeridoo

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The Flood / Re: My Analysis of CommsOfficer
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:34:07 PM »
I'm just sure he has an undiagnosed case of autism

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The Flood / Re: Really Cheat?
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:31:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Jealous yet, Flood?
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:30:44 PM »

... Goldfish.

*sigh*

come on, uncle kinder will get you a kids meal. already fucking bought two for casper and ossku so why the hell not

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The Flood / Re: Jealous yet, Flood?
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:29:18 PM »
Possibilities.
Like the possibility of teaching me fire bending?.........

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Gaming / Re: So What Planet Are You Wanting To Visit First On Destiny?
« on: August 14, 2014, 09:10:21 PM »
Moon. Maybe Earth

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The Flood / Re: I was bored.......
« on: August 14, 2014, 08:57:06 PM »
Odd.

I pictured depression differently.
I picture it as that color static stuff on the T.V, which this kinda represents

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The Flood / Re: Jealous yet, Flood?
« on: August 14, 2014, 08:24:54 PM »
Well, I had hot wings and home-made mac and cheese so yeah, better dinner than you

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Flood
« on: August 14, 2014, 08:18:33 PM »
Why ruin tradition?
Human sacrifices were once tradition.......

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing irl....
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:47:35 PM »
Laying on the floor and reading random wiki pages related to the Ottoman Empire. Now deciding if I should resume my conquest over eastern Europe and Persia in Empire: Total War or ravage and pillage the Mojave Wasteland in my current New Vegas save

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The Flood / Re: attention all bitch ass motherfuckers of the flood
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:13:48 PM »
Suleiman the Magnificent is the best Sultan

Oh, and Ottoman Empire>British Empire

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The Flood / Re: From childhood's hour I have not been
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:05:19 PM »
Don't know why, but I love Poe's "The Bells"
Spoiler
I

Hear the sledges with the bells -
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.


II

Hear the mellow wedding bells -
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight! -
From the molten - golden notes,
And all in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle - dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells,
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! - how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells -
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!


III

Hear the loud alarum bells -
Brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now - now to sit, or never,
By the side of the pale - faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear, it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells -
Of the bells -
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
In the clamor and the clanging of the bells!


IV

Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people - ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls: -
And their king it is who tolls: -
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
A paean from the bells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells: -
Of the bells:
Keeping time, time, time
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells -
Of the bells, bells, bells: -
To the sobbing of the bells: -
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells -
Of the bells, bells, bells -
To the tolling of the bells -
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells, -
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.

Maybe because it illustrates from happiness seen in the first two bells (Sleigh and wedding bells) to the despair and depressed mood with the last two bells ( bells waring of fire and iron bells being rung by ghouls)?

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The Flood / From childhood's hour I have not been
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:57:45 PM »
As others were -- I have not seen
As others saw -- I could not bring
My passions from a common spring --
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow -- I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone --
And all I lov'd -- I lov'd alone --
Then -- in my childhood -- in the dawn
Of a most stormy life -- was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still --
From the torrent, or the fountain --
From the red cliff of the mountain --
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold --
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by --
From the thunder, and the storm --
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view --

I really love this poem. It just speaks to me

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The Flood / Re: attention all bitch ass motherfuckers of the flood
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:54:52 PM »

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Serious / Re: Missouri Dems pushing for gun confiscation
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:45:18 PM »
You: "HURRRR MY GUNS ARE GONNA PROTECT ME FROM ARMORED VEHICLES HUR HUR HUR HUR XDDD" *gets run over by tank*

I have a feeling that without your guns, you're just an extremely sad person. Given how hard you're trying to justify pointlessly owning military-grade firearms.
And let's take another look at the Middle-East: It's called explosives, bro. Oh and it's completely legal to buy tanks and aircraft also. Yeah, we actually have a good chance of taking on armored vehicles

You're already a sad person by trying to take away my rights and justify such. How about you go stand on the corner with the WBC if you're going to so so?

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The Flood / Re: The GOP primaries are early, apparently
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:36:27 PM »
Democratic primary is going on right now in Ferguson, Missouri

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Serious / Re: Missouri Dems pushing for gun confiscation
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:34:54 PM »
You actually think the Government would be stupid enough to not wear enough body armor to protect against that stuff if they're gonna go on a killing spree? They think of everything. They're almost certainly going to take into account the small minority of people who have guns that fire military-grade cartridges.

Then tell me how soldiers are dying in the Middle-East currently? Ballistic vests only reduce the chances of being injured from small-caliber ammunition such as 9mm and other pistol calibers. The combatants over there are using rifle calibers which still penetrate body armor

Seeing as how, as I've said many times, the  AR-15 was produced as a civilian rifle then that infers that 5.56/.223 was designed for civilian use

My God your reading comprehension is shit

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Serious / Re: Missouri Dems pushing for gun confiscation
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:29:17 PM »
LOL
Tell me how practically any legal firearm is gonna stop a person with ballistic armor.
I can: It's called 5.56 and 7.62x39. The same fucking ammunition an AR-15 and AK take

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Serious / Re: Missouri Dems pushing for gun confiscation
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:28:32 PM »
5.56 is used by the US military. A lot.

I don't know what rock you live under, but those are the facts. The modern AR-15 you can buy is a military grade weapon, only thing is it's a semi. And the AK neds no further explanation. It's a fucking AK.

9mm is used by the military alot
.45 is used by the military alot
.40S&W is used by the military alot
.308 is used by the military alot

In fact, just about every caliber is used by the military. Of course, you've proven to have no knowledge about guns before so it's understandable to see how stupid you are in this subject. As I've said: You don't know jack shit about guns so you should leave it to those who do know about guns. Would you want a salesmen to perform open-heart surgery on you? Because that's the very same here

And what the fuck do you mean by the "modern" AR-15? The AR-15 operates the same fucking way as it has since it was first made. Only changes are the aesthetics which do NOTHING to make the gun any deadlier. You're ignorance is highly cringy worthy and on the same level as an inbreed hillybilly fuck spewing anti-gay rhetoric

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