*shoots op*

Well, that was easier than expected

1. I cuddled a baby elephant
2. I'm part of the LBGT community
3. I was born in the US

#2 is correct

I did

Approve my approval

Tell me I'm pretty

Don't care much for science but I enjoyed astronomy and earth science during high school. Going to the planetarium for field trips was like my favorite thing in elementary school. I just like looking at the stars and planets is all, don't care much for all the terminology associated with it

Ego masturbation. Because, deep down, kinder feels inadequate and needs to tell us how awesome he is.

Do you understand what copypastas are?

 I guess you're just working for our country "under god" simply because of your inability to pay for college. You know what I am? I'm a professional soldier. I'm a PMC.

Just returned from a debriefing from an earlier op, and just got 20,000 USD inserted to my account. Just a simple security detail, what a breeze. Made over 500,000 this week for running recon for a local warlord. I make more in a week then the ol' US of A can pay you in a year for getting blown up in cramped HMMVs and hauling ass 30 miles through the mountains of Afganistan. While you're in a clobbled Hummer, I'm in a fucking shiny black SUV with a incendiary gattling gun on the top and an arsenal of silenced weapons in the truck.

I'm sitting in a break room, watching Game of Thrones with a cold beer st my side, while you're probably wading through a damn swamp, peering through those "special forces" NVGs with little to no peripheral vision, shivering in the cold as your heart pounds in anticipation. Crack. Is that gunfire?

You are no professional. You are nothing to me. I've spent over 25 years as a MARSOC operator, and now I get to wear expensive kakis and matte black polos, equipped with the most state of the art plate carriers and gear. I run an AR-15 with over 25 different modifications, ranging from companies such as Olympic Arms and Magpul. My rifle operates better and more efficient then the piece of shit stock M4 with the "Jesus scopes" the government puts in your hands. Last time I weighed my weapon, it was over 25 pounds from attachments alone.

We never confirmed our kills, making us more feared by the locals. We show every possible inch of professionalism to our clients, and our training is unmatched.

What else can I say? I've got a hot wife at home, a sweet car, tons of money, and best of all, I do the job to make my living that you are forced to do for free. Blowing off towelheads and getting money.

I could sit on the internet all day, but I just received a new contract that I've gotta run for. This ones going on $50,000, and it's basic recon for a radio company. I think I'm gonna wear my tan plate carrier this time, just because I actually have a choice.

Goodbye, you fucking poor lowlifes

y-yuno chan

;~;

You can cuddle with me to keep warm

I'm loving that the ONE thread in the forum that doesn't have any anniemay pictures is this one (._.)

Well, I'm watching my second real anime right now. First was Sora No Woto and now I'm watching Mirai Nikki

Pork-laced ammunition: The real reason terrorists don't have the balls to invade America and attack us

Well actually it's a collection of potential policies like tariffs, subsidies, et cetera. I knew you'd say that eventually; "It's only one discrepancy". But it isn't, it's the consequences that count too, and they are many.

By not supporting free trade you're harming taxpayers, consumers, workers and firms both domestic and foreign. I get that you think jobs should be protected or whatever, but since when did a libertarian think that was the government's job? Since when does any libertarian think the government has the right to meddle in the economy is such a disruptive and distortionary way? Especially in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

The implication is that, essentially, the government owns the economy instead of the people interacting in it. That some collection of individuals acting as a monolithic institution have the right to limit our choices and essentially force our hand. Governments don't act, only individuals do, and you're essentially saying bureaucrats are better placed to make economic decisions over consumers and producers. Not only is it intellectually offensive to anybody with the basest sort of political awareness, it's implicitly anti-libertarian.

libertarianism is the advocacy of a government that is funded voluntarily and limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence

Newsflash, when left with no government over-watch, industry will take advantage of the people they employ. We have corporations like Apple, Microsoft, Nike, etc. doing business in 3rd world countries and workers are treated like shit, get little pay, and work over-extended hours. That's the result of allowing free-trade: Countries with shit governments don't give a single fuck about their people. Libertarianism is about protecting the people and I take that as placing a necessary evil in place to do so

Maybe if the world was a perfect place and this shit never existed then I'd be in support of free-trade. But the moral obligations of the people and the environment currently say otherwise

Not really, I'm just trying to make you see that you pretty much as close as you can be to being wrong, at least on protectionism.  Corporation tax is admittedly a trickier issue.

I don't care if you agree with me or not - hell, I don't care if you don't want to debate me - I'm just demonstrating how essentially un-libertarian you are despite your assertions.

So because I support one policy, that means I'm not Libertarian? Lol k. Guess that means Democrat Mark Begich isn't a Democrat because he strongly supports the 2nd Amendment and is life-long member of the NRA

So, is he actually going to respond to my argument or just keep pretending he's a libertarian?

Will you cry if I don't?