Back off redneck. I've got claims.

Only redneck thing about me are my guns, and I'm not talking about my penis

No, I'm not...

That picture in Anarchy with him leaving you in the street shows otherwise.......

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/02/ukraine-russian-forces_n_5750582.html

Vladimir Putin has said Russian forces could conquer the Ukrainian capital, Kiev, in two weeks if he so ordered, the Kremlin has confirmed.

Moscow declined to deny that the president had spoken of taking Kiev in a phone conversation on Friday with José Manuel Barroso, the outgoing president of the European commission.

Yuri Ushakov, a Kremlin foreign policy adviser, said on Tuesday that the Barroso leak had taken Putin's remarks out of context.

"This is incorrect, and is outside all the normal framework of diplomatic practice, if he did say it. This is simply not appropriate for a serious political figure," he said of the Barroso leak, according to the Russian Interfax news agency.

EU leaders held a summit on Saturday to decide who should run the union for the next five years, but the session was quickly preoccupied by Putin's invasion of Ukraine and how to respond.

Barroso told the closed meeting that Putin had told him Kiev would be an easy conquest for Russia, according to the Italian newspaper, La Repubblica. According to the account, Barroso asked Putin about the presence of Russian troops in eastern Ukraine. Nato says there are at least 1,000 Russian forces on the wrong side of the border. The Ukrainians put the figure at 1,600.

"The problem is not this, but that if I want I'll take Kiev in two weeks," Putin said, according to La Repubblica.

The Kremlin did not deny Putin had spoken of taking Kiev, but instead complained about the leak of the Barroso remarks.

Now, I'm curious if he literally means himself or if meant the Russian military. But as people say, history does repeat itself and Germany just steam-rolled over the inferior French forces by going around the bulk of the troops.

Anywhore I leave it with this:

THERE'S NO SCOOTIN THE PUTIN

Happy Birthday. Does that mean I can go to Canada and give you a surprise present, if ya know what I mean

My friend from Ukraine tells me this is almost a daily occurrence back there. And he told me this years ago before this whole revolution thing going on so I'm sure it's just gotten worse now

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That. Yes, that. It got me a month ban

I have no problem giving up my right to privacy if it keeps myself and my homeland safer.

Go to China and North Korea if you want that

African-American

Just as epic as pork-laced ammunition

Van Graff take-over of New Reno is at a success

Initial months proved to be bloody and violent, typical of what is expected among tow crime syndicates. The streets in and outside of New Reno laid ridden with rotting corpses and red-stained dirt from combatants on both sides. As the NCR progressed closer to the city and the Wrights hesitant to open recruitment, talks were set in which the Van Graffs absorbed the New Reno family into the organization and take control over the city while the former head family fills higher level positions. Both sides new the NCR possed a main threat and an alliance was necessary for survival

Current Van Graff funds: 2,500,000 caps
Caps per page: 75,000 caps
Employee wages: 15,000 caps
Profit: 60,000 caps

Managers: 9
Merchants: 200
Locations: 3
Caravans: 50
Guards: 750

Personnel per location: 3 managers, 25 merchants and 100 guards
Personnel per caravan: 2 merchants and 6 guards
HQ: 150 guards and 25 merchants

Manager weaponry: 1 plasma defender
Merchant weaponry: 1 laser pistol or 1 laser rifle
Guard weaponry: 1 laser/plasma pistol and 1 laser/plasma rifle or 1 laser RCW and 3 plasma grenades
Armor: Standard black combat armor

[I already annexed Delaware...]

Van Graffs see possible hostilities and are ready to conduct deals with both sides in order to profit

Van Graffs set main H.Q up in the NCR town of Redding. Our forces are decently sized and are among the most  equipped and trained throughout New California and the Core Region. Our only major opponent is the NCR but our superior equipment levels the playing field.

In effort to expand influence, New Graffs send out a few merchants and some guards to the infamous city of New Reno in order to undermine the Wright family and take control over the city's underworld. Expect Van Graffs to be in control by page 8

The Talon Company offers an alliance to the Van Graff family.

Van Graffs accept

Van Graffs send diplomat to negotiate energy weapons and supplies for some troops

Fine, I'll play along. I call dibs on the Van Graffs