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The Flood / Re: So my college is reprimanding me for "Islamaphobia"
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:18:35 AM »
This is where I suggest you out of the blue convert to Islam and in the middle of this class, you pull out a bathroom rug, play some Islam shouting, and pray to Mecca

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The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:54:15 AM »
Milk tastes horrendous

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The Flood / Re: Would you suck on these toes?
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:18:36 PM »
>black chick

no thanks

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Septagon / Re: mfw This Place's Modding Is Now Even Worse Than Bnet
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:14:20 PM »
Have threads dedicated to porn, hentai, gore, and spamming and in return, just deal away with Anarchy

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:10:51 PM »
there is something very disturbing about people who are into guns. its off-putting and more than a little creepy.
How so?
it seems like they're acting out a power fantasy. guns only have one purpose: killing or maiming. sure, competitive shooting is ultimately harmless- shooting some clay discs or paper targets isnt hurting anyone, and its an interesting and nuanced sport, but at the very core of the issue, guns are horrifying, evil things.
I own 6 rifles and I'm far from acting out a power fantasy. Some people like to collect cars but I like to collect guns. The primary purpose of all my guns is for defense, but they serve as decorations, collectibles, and things to tinker with. They're simply beautiful and elegant

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The Flood / Re: I completely forgot
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:06:00 PM »
Not bad at all

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The Flood / Re: I completely forgot
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:05:27 PM »
You either shot a pellet gun or 22caliber.

Lol
He said California so what more do you expect?

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:02:05 PM »
there is something very disturbing about people who are into guns. its off-putting and more than a little creepy.
How so?

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:00:35 PM »


oooh oooh oooh.

How small is her penis?

Is the the right size for cuddling in the back of a truck during a cold night after a long day of shooting and lovemaking under the open skies?
I'd chamber my round into that

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:48:29 PM »
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN BOTCH

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:41:16 PM »
I don't see the appeal of guns, then again I'm British and we know nothing... So.
Well you know........stuff and things......yeah

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:40:09 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
I've actually akimbo'd my nuggets, just short of firing them though >.>

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:37:48 PM »
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re too stupid too enjoy more sophisticated things

Like MILFs and incest porn?

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The Flood / Re: 459 pages of threads
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:35:12 PM »
WOOOOOOO! YOU READ MY MESSAGE ON BNET!

PRAISE THE /K/UBE
Your brought him here... you..... god dammit Kinder.
We needed him

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The Flood / Re: Still waiting on my pizza
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:34:36 PM »
Maybe the car got broken down and now their walking then found a boulder

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The Flood / Re: 459 pages of threads
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:33:55 PM »
WOOOOOOO! YOU READ MY MESSAGE ON BNET!

PRAISE THE /K/UBE

By total chance too. Can you believe that? It's like destiny.
Me and Das were talking about you earlier and said I would make a thread......then I had to bump cus new fomans burying it

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The Flood / Re: 459 pages of threads
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:31:12 PM »
WOOOOOOO! YOU READ MY MESSAGE ON BNET!

PRAISE THE /K/UBE

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The Flood / Re: Okay. See if you can answer this correctly.
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:27:34 PM »
whites

cus obama be half white

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The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to Noelle anyway
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:04:15 PM »
All I'm going to say as there was a falling out between certain users and when a certain person brought it to the forums and started going after another user they were given a warning. Their response was to leave the site.

The reason Vien left is different and I can't really go into it without getting into peoples personal lives.

Needless to say the version you're getting from Kinder is pretty skewed.
White knights will be white knights.

So sticking up for a friend is somehow being a white knight? By that logic, Nick and Rocketman must be blinding people with their suits or armor

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Serious / Re: Obama to Propose 2 Years of Community School for 'Free'
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:01:06 PM »
By 'good grades', I hope he means having a 3.25 GPA or higher.
There's going to be some loophole around this, like being on a sports team. A requirement for welfare is to actively search for a job. Guess what? Attending a PT session for a job at a police academy and doing that every month fills that job search requirement.

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Serious / Re: You know Alan Greenspan? That dirty, free-market shill
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:25:28 PM »
[Insert remove Common Core argument]
As I understand it, I actually think Common Core isn't a half-bad idea.
not being half-bad also means it's half-bad. I will say there should a loose standards that schools have to teach, but leave it up to individual schools/school districts, parents, and teachers to develop a program that will meet the education satisfactory requirements. Common Core this idea but puts it at the federal level which takes away a teachers job to teach and community involvement with schooling

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Serious / Re: You know Alan Greenspan? That dirty, free-market shill
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:16:26 PM »
[Insert remove Common Core argument]

Education seems to have decreased and gone to shit because of over-stepping regulation and uniformity across all schools. I'll probably send my kids to private school before sending them to a public school because there is no education going on

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Serious / Re: What causes gas prices to rise and fall?
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:14:07 PM »
Since the United States isn't a member of OPEC, where does the US and other countries' oil go to?
I'm sure it's exported to other countries, but under a restricted amount I would assume. Obviously a big bulk of American oil is staying in America because it's a major reason prices have declined

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Serious / Re: Obama to Propose 2 Years of Community School for 'Free'
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:12:06 PM »
Here's a better idea:

Decrease federal loan interest rates. For certain degrees, either remove interest rates period or forgive the loan.

Last thing we need is to have 2-year degrees become worthless, sending more people into debt because they have to pay more for another 2-years at a 4-year university

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:46:03 PM »
Obesity
I was being serious then, but saying outlandish statements like you use the euro or nobody cares about a certain individual is indicative of trying get a response
. . .

Saying anything on a forum is indicative of trying to get a response.

You see, son, that's how conversations work.
. . .

I meant response in the manner of people getting all upset

You're bad at this game, daddy, mommy is better than you
I hope you're ready to give him head because...
allah wouldn't allow such things
inb4 crying to mods
Reported
Calm down.
Reported again

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Serious / Re: What causes gas prices to rise and fall?
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:44:41 PM »
OPEC was created to control production and prices

As of recently, OPEC nations have been trying to undercut each other which has led to decrease in prices but maintaining of oil production. Oil produced from the U.S and other places also has caused stock to basically overflow and create even lower prices. Gas from the corner of my house is currently $1.99

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:42:26 PM »
Obesity
I was being serious then, but saying outlandish statements like you use the euro or nobody cares about a certain individual is indicative of trying get a response
. . .

Saying anything on a forum is indicative of trying to get a response.

You see, son, that's how conversations work.
. . .

I meant response in the manner of people getting all upset

You're bad at this game, daddy, mommy is better than you
I hope you're ready to give him head because...
allah wouldn't allow such things
inb4 crying to mods
Reported

Hopefully you get a ban

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Serious / Re: Fire from the gods
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:40:59 PM »

They could eat of any tree, but the one bearing the knowlege of good and evil.

That's it. One tree.

That's one thing that always bugged me:  Why was God such a fucking asshole as to put a tree like that in the middle of a field and tell Adam and Eve, "You better not touch that, that's the cookie jar.  Keep your hands off of it."

And then when they did, he fucking cast them out and cursed their descendants and the whole of Earth.  Like an asshole.
And literally make the one being that wanted to give you some cookies the most evil being in existence.

Here's where perspective matters. God is good, and righteous. Sin, is the opposite of that: unrighteousness, darkness, evil. It defiles, it corrupts.

So what does eating of the tree of knowledge do? Well that's the question.

Genesis 3:7
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Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

Sin comes into the picture, the very moment Adam and Eve eat of the tree. Eating of the tree didn't enlighten them, it corrupted them. They were perfect in every way, they would never work for food or die of old age.

They eat of the apple, then suddenly......everything goes wrong. They are aware of their nakedness and feel shame, they hide from God whom they loved so much. And what does God do when He discovers this? The first thing He does is curse the serpent.

Why curse it? Because God saw the serpent had destroyed the innocence of those He loved. And created a rift of sin, that divided them. Christ was the only way to bridge that divide.



Here is what happens immediately after the cursing of the serpent:

Genesis 3: 17-20
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To Adam he said, "Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not eat from it,' "Cursed is the ground because of you; through painful toil you will eat food from it all the days of your life. It will produce thorns and thistles for you, and you will eat the plants of the field. By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return."

All these results you see, they aren't God cursing them. "Cursed is the ground because of you".
He is saying their actions caused this suffering they will now experience.

Romans 6:23
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For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
So you rather remain ignorant and stupid instead of having knowledge and awareness of your own actions? Knowledge that make you like gods, knowledge that make you live independent from this god and to live your own life?

But we weren't ignorant or stupid. The only difference was, we weren't in sin.
We had the freedom of choice, but we chose wrong. Adam and Eve knew what they did was wrong, since they were told not to do it, but the gravity of what they had done didn't sink in until after the fact. They felt shame and hid from God because of it.

You see it as "enlightenment" or realization, but this event isn't called "The fall of man" for nothing. It wasn't a step up, it was a leap off a cliff from perfection to imperfection.

Yes, how dare they have free will.  Because they had Free Will, God decided to:

Make them mortal
Experience sickness and suffering
Cursed their children (and every child after them) to sin
Damned them to Hell
Forced women to experience the pain of childbirth
and threw them out of paradise.

Meanwhile the Devil is happy to take all the rejects, such as gay people, furries, and people with mental instabilities.  I'm thinking I'd rather have a beer with the Devil than a jealous, angry, vengeful God who would wreck your shit.
What is Heaven?

Because of Satan, the individual you ironically prefer. Genesis 1:31 says: “God saw all that he had made, and it was very good.” Everything was great; there was peace, harmony, and the such until Satan corrupted the minds of Adam and Eve and destroyed all of that. Satan's actions caused suffering.

Exodus:20:5-6 "You shall not bow down yourself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me ; And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me , and keep my commandments.. Notice the underline parts, loved and accept God and his commandments will free you of your so called curse. It's called free will and it's not God's job to ensure you follow in his path

(Matthew 25:41), that He is "…not wishing for any [person] to perish but for all to come to repentance." (II Peter 3:9), and that He has done everything possible to save us from that terrible, terrible place. Yet in the end God will not violate or overrule the deliberate choice of those who consciously and willfully turn away from Him. If you turn away from God, then you will be sent to Hell; He will do his best to make sure you live in Heaven

Um, it's called biology and science. Something big coming out of a small hole will cause pain, but that pain is worth it because it will bring life and joy just as how Jesus suffered through pain to bring salvation to man

Except God accepts and loves everybody
Romans 5:8 "But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us."
Proverbs 8:17 I love those who love me, and those who seek me diligently find me.


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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:24:26 PM »
I was being serious then, but saying outlandish statements like you use the euro or nobody cares about a certain individual is indicative of trying get a response
. . .

Saying anything on a forum is indicative of trying to get a response.

You see, son, that's how conversations work.
. . .

I meant response in the manner of people getting all upset

You're bad at this game, daddy, mommy is better than you
I hope you're ready to give him head because...
allah wouldn't allow such things

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:21:56 PM »
I was being serious then, but saying outlandish statements like you use the euro or nobody cares about a certain individual is indicative of trying get a response
. . .

Saying anything on a forum is indicative of trying to get a response.

You see, son, that's how conversations work.
. . .

I meant response in the manner of people getting all upset

You're bad at this game, daddy, mommy is better than you

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