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Gaming / Re: 4,000 ticket siege of shanghai is best conquest (BF4)
« on: September 04, 2015, 03:58:38 PM »
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/battlereport/show/64/639371493181041280/329951000/

114 kills, 71 deaths
25,530 score (I was best engineer)
71 kills with the MX4
Game length : 1 hour, 51 minutes

Siege of Shanghai is a great map. 400% conquest is a great mode.
How the fuck can you last almost 2 hours playing one match
Longest i lasted was like 30 minutes into one then me and my friend left.


My total xp modifier was 400%

And I'm not letting go of 100,000 points. Not a chance.

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The Flood / Re: I'm retiring the second class username
« on: September 04, 2015, 03:01:37 PM »
noclass

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This should be this thread's banner.


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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 04, 2015, 02:54:38 PM »
As someone who doesn't live in the US and is fairly sure that Frats aren't a thing here, can someone explain to me what they are?
a fraternity is a brotherhood of likeminded men that lasts for as long as you're alive. yes you do have to go through an initiation process but most of the time it's 6 weeks of studying your fraternities history and then passing a test.

there are some that haze people and do weird shit like making their pledges shove a carrot up their ass, but a bad apple doesn't spoil the bunch.

Once you're initiated you pay dues which go to housing (if the university has fraternity houses on their campus), and funding for philanthropy and events with sororities (which are the female equivalents to fraternities).

honestly i'm super excited about the amount of girls i'll be talking to 👌

That just sounds awful.

The whole thing.
oh

oh yourself

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The Flood / Re: Oh Yee Xbox 360 Slim, I hardly knew thee
« on: September 04, 2015, 02:53:14 PM »
Save your money and bug some good shit in the future

I don't think faecal matter has anything that interesting going on that you'd need to know about.

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HAIL BRITANNICA

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 04, 2015, 02:50:39 PM »
As someone who doesn't live in the US and is fairly sure that Frats aren't a thing here, can someone explain to me what they are?
a fraternity is a brotherhood of likeminded men that lasts for as long as you're alive. yes you do have to go through an initiation process but most of the time it's 6 weeks of studying your fraternities history and then passing a test.

there are some that haze people and do weird shit like making their pledges shove a carrot up their ass, but a bad apple doesn't spoil the bunch.

Once you're initiated you pay dues which go to housing (if the university has fraternity houses on their campus), and funding for philanthropy and events with sororities (which are the female equivalents to fraternities).

honestly i'm super excited about the amount of girls i'll be talking to 👌

That just sounds awful.

The whole thing.

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 04, 2015, 02:04:40 PM »
As someone who doesn't live in the US and is fairly sure that Frats aren't a thing here, can someone explain to me what they are?
Well its like a club

You have to go through an initiation and once you're in you have to start paying dues to stay in. And you have to do a bunch of community service. Most people just use it as an excuse to drink and party more.

That just sounds awful.

The whole thing.

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The writing (link in my sig) is something I do all the time.

Otherwise, I play Battlefield a lot.

With unbelievable accuracy you mow down every enemy in your sights with an almost supernatural sense of awareness, acting like a robot in your methodical killing spree, much to the dismay of your teammates. A precise grenade down the hallway blows up the oncoming soldiers to bits, as you switch to a shotgun to fire through the door as a soldier makes to get the drop on you and your teammates.

In dissary your teammates huddle and watch, stunned and in a loss for words as only one manages to speak,

"Isn't that the new recruit sarge?"

As the last of the enemey soldiers fall, you stand amongst the carnage, knowing that you've already lived this moment countless numbers of times already. Reloading your weapon, you turn to your squad.

"This isn't a game anymore."

HALO 3 BAAYYBBEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: I'm retiring the PSU username
« on: September 04, 2015, 01:26:26 PM »
the best play on this site

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The writing (link in my sig) is something I do all the time.

Otherwise, I play Battlefield a lot.

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Gaming / Re: 4,000 ticket siege of shanghai is best conquest (BF4)
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:41:10 PM »
Lol

I have more kills with the flashbang than I do with the V40 mini grenades
You embody everything I hate

Hey. I didn't spam them on rush games, I use mine tactically. Throw 'em round a corner to assist in killing an enemy like how they were intended. Not as a tool to give people epilepsy.


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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:04:17 PM »
Nope.

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Gaming / Re: 4,000 ticket siege of shanghai is best conquest (BF4)
« on: September 04, 2015, 12:03:21 PM »
Also

>Night maps patch be like




Spoiler
friggin' seriously, Americans have got super powers now

Everyone having night vision kind of spoils the maps.

There's literally no reason not to use night vision. Unless you're such a terrible shot you can't hit someone using a laser

So I haven't played graveyard shift since release. I'll stick to my Large Battles playlist plsthxbai

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The Flood / Re: Preventing cancer with cancer.
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:36:53 AM »
I don't think introducing 4chan to sep7agon would work.

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Gaming / Re: 4,000 ticket siege of shanghai is best conquest (BF4)
« on: September 04, 2015, 11:24:22 AM »
why wouldn't you play a 3 hour conquest metro instead?

Because i always get put on the russian team. And America always pushes into the Russian camp and spawn snipes.

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The Flood / Re: Next time you make fun of the ewoks...
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:41:43 AM »
I always liked the (highly probable if Star Wars was realistic) theory that the debris from the Death Star II caused an ewok holocaust.

There were men with families on that battlestation dammit.

Yes. I read that thing as well, it was a good read.


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The Flood / Next time you make fun of the ewoks...
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:17:59 AM »
...Just remember that they were planning to cook and eat Han Solo and Luke.

Just remember that. They're vicious little fuckers.

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I always use mother and father. Or, in this case, grandmother and grandfather.

Or I would, but I don't actually have any grandfathers. They're all dead.
calm down mate, you're not in lundun

shut up blud me uncle owns frangos

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I always use mother and father. Or, in this case, grandmother and grandfather.

Or I would, but I don't actually have any grandfathers. They're all dead.

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oh


The Covenant is on Reach
Repeat, The Covenant is on Reach

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One single 343 spore can destroy a series

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Here's a timeline of the Halo Universe.

Warning: 1,000 rows of content (It's a spreadhseet)

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Serious / Re: Should suicide be illegal?
« on: September 04, 2015, 08:07:46 AM »
It wouldn't be that simple in 99.99% of all cases. No one kills themselves just because they "feel sad". Get real.
An hero would like a word with you.

Quote
If you really didn't care, then that shouldn't matter to you. "More people are exercising their rights." So?

The only people who should be denied euthanasia are parents still housing their children.
Like I said, if you want to kill yourself, that's fine.

But it shouldn't be something where you just walk into a hospital and 5 minutes later you're gone.

I doubt that's what it's like. Pretty much anyone seriously considering suicide is likely to have some kind of mental illness, and they'd probably be referred to a psychiatrist or something first.

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It better be "The Light Is Green" when the game finally lands, mate.

"Come On, Spartan, Go, Go ,Go"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Gaming / Re: The Waytards are trying to get 343 to break Halo 5's balance
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:46:43 AM »
One thing that kind of annoys me is how shields don't recharge while you're sprinting.

I mean, I get why it's like that. Still annoying, though. Hard to get used to.
It's actually a decent balancing feature

Like I said, I know why it's done. I don't want them to change it. I just find it annoying.

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Y'know, I've just realised Osiris comes from four different branches of the UNSCDF.

Locke = ONI
Vale = Navy
Tanaka = Army
Buck = Marines

Well, I suppose ONI is technically Navy but they're practically a branch of their own anyway.
Halo 5 Xbone controller


That's what got me thinking of it.
The other side has blue teams tags

I know.

btw can the next quote be I Am a monument to all your sins?

I always liked that line.

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Y'know, I've just realised Osiris comes from four different branches of the UNSCDF.

Locke = ONI
Vale = Navy
Tanaka = Army
Buck = Marines

Well, I suppose ONI is technically Navy but they're practically a branch of their own anyway.
Halo 5 Xbone controller


That's what got me thinking of it.

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Serious / Re: Should suicide be illegal?
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:31:33 AM »
If you wanna kill yourself go ahead I don't see why anybody gives a fuck.

Shouldn't be an easy process though.

What about, like in the OP, people physically unable to do it?

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