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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:01:22 AM »
First game of Warzone: join mid-game with no direction whatsoever to be spawnkilled for 8 minutes by ghosts, a wraith, a scorpion and people with powerweapons that I have never even seen before. What a wonderful gametype.

That's the fun part of the game.

Should give an idea just how awful Warzone is as a whole. And I say that as a guy who almost exclusively plays big team games.

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Serious / Re: Oh look, I was right.
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:29:34 AM »
I love the comparison between the US and Europe as examples for/against guns

It's as if people don't understand how wildly different the two cultures are. Legalising private-owned firearms in, say, britain would likely be as difficult as banning them in the US. There's very few people that want them (Though you can actually get them if you have reason like farms but regulated as fuck), so it's easy to not have them. But it's not really comparable to a country where a good chunk of the populace wants them around.

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The Flood / Re: I think Luciana wants my dick
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:43:56 PM »
and before some dumbfuck idiot like septy comes in and says "why does this matter"

it actually does matter, if you value honesty
guys posing as girls on the internet is a problem, because, let's face it, being a girl on the internet has its caveats (good and bad)

lying about your gender not only speaks volumes of your character--it also takes a lot away from your trust, because for all we know, you might have been some kind of predator preying on desperate guys or some shit

not saying that's what luciana is, or what she's intending, but

that's why honesty kinda matters to me
like, a lot

and it should matter to you, too

I'm 12 and what is this?

*is secretly an FBI agent*

*posts something cringey*

*puts it in asterisks*

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Gaming / Re: 2015's biggest turd/dissapointment?
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:23:17 PM »
Close tie between Halo 5 and Battlefront for me. I'll give it to Halo though because I bought it.

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The Flood / Re: Ironic vintage Sep7atopics
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:55:59 PM »
I forgot about this

Quote from: Decimator Omega
Because I just so happen to be a major shareholder to MS and I hate that this is what my money went towards.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:51:01 PM »

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I know I'm a horrible person, but she's another one that needs to be put down.
That's your opinion, and it doesn't add anything to this, so next time don't post something like this.

From their perspective, you need to be put down.

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:28:15 PM »
I don't have much emotion left. I'm not even a good person anymore.
LOL
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: That time you farted really loud in the third grade?
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:22:56 PM »
I haven't seen this weeks episode of the Flash yet. Thanks for reminding me.

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The Flood / Re: How long could you last without using the internet
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:14:52 PM »
I need internet for college, so I wouldn't last long.

In terms of not using it in my free time though, a long time easily. I have a fuck ton of books I need to catch up with. Plus my writing.

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Gaming / Re: Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 12:51:49 PM »
I only asked what games people recommended for ps4 ;-;

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The Flood / Re: mrw a girl I invited to a party brings friends
« on: December 05, 2015, 12:49:36 PM »
you don't get to bring friends they are not my friends don't worry no charge for them and why would I want them? they were trying to grab your prize they work for the mercenary the masked man bane? bring them aboard I'll call it in the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me my men doctor pavel here but only one of you first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft who paid you to grab doctor pavel he didn't fly so good who wants to try next tell me about bane why does he wear the mask a lotta loyalty for a hired gun or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane at least you can talk who are you it doesn't matter who we are what matters is our plan no one cared who I was until I put on the mask if I take that off will you die it will be extremely painful you're a big guy for you was getting caught part of your plan of course doctor pavel refused our offer in favour of yours we are to find out what he told you nothing I said nothing well you got yourself caught what's the next step of your master plan crashing this plane with no survivors have we started the fire yes the fire rises no time for panic doctor that comes later

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Gaming / Re: Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:52:23 AM »


why not save the money and just get a pc?
This.

Really no need to own an x1 and a ps4.

Sure, blowout your wallet just to have better graphics and no friends to play with.

Fuck off, the X1 and PS4 are basically PCs now anyway

Sorry if I wasn't clear; I meant there is no need to own BOTH of them. They offer ridiculously similar experiences.

A pc will give you better visual fidelity, different genres (mmos, RTS are pretty much nonexistent on console), mods, etc.

It's more of a catch up on exclusives kind of thing. Me and my dad usually play Ratchet and Clank together a lot and we want to play the new ones.

Honestly, I want to get a PC but I don't really have space for one. I don't even have a desk, and I don't want to get a laptop. I'm just gonna wait until I'm in a better position for a PC. I'm not in a rush to get one, there's not that many games that aren't on console I desparately want to play right now; if I were to get one now, all I'd do is play Battlefront II XXL mode and mod the fuck out of Fallout and Skyrim. That and Starcraft 2; I've played it a lot at my friend's house and I really want to play it. I mean, I'm terrible at the multiplayer, but it's good fun regardless. I don't really like using M+K for shooters (I've only played stuff like Half-Life on my shitty laptop I have now) and using a controller would put me a disadvantage for multiplayer. Stuff like counterstrike doesn't really interest me too much.

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Gaming / Re: Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:44:27 AM »
TLoU: Remastered is a must have. I got a PS4 just to experience that game and was NOT disappointed. 10/10 game.

Buy Alien: Isolation, Fallout 4, and whatever other good games that are out right now

BF4 is still a sack of shit though don't buy it, maybe GTAV since it also looks pretty good on next gen

Probably gonna get TLoU. It looks pretty decent. I forgot about Alien Isolation.

Already have Fallout 4, Battlefield 4 and GTA V on my xbox, so I won't be buying them again. I play all 3 a lot.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:53:19 AM »
When it comes to the campaign it's as if we're still playing Halo CE due to the level design.

Does Halo 5 have any levels the size of CE's second level?

You're funny.

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Gaming / Re: Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:51:53 AM »
Really recommend Bloodborne the Old Hunters edition, as well as getting the Witcher 3.

I don't really like Souls games, so I'll pass on that. I was thinking about getting TW3 on my xbox aleady though, looks interesting and I've heard nothing but good praise about it.

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Gaming / Re: Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:54:00 AM »
why not save the money and just get a pc?

Me and my dad are going halves on one. So it's cheaper.

Plus, no space.

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Gaming / Re: So. who here still plays halo reach?
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:08:01 AM »
When it comes on backwards compatibility, I'm probably gonna delete halo 5 for reach and Wars.

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Gaming / Getting a PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:06:26 AM »
Aside from Ratchet and Clank and Last of Us, what other (Single-player, I'm not paying for two online subscriptions) games are there worth getting on PS4? Thinking about getting Uncharted Collection for it, the new R&C and TLoU for it. Anything else anyone recommends for it?

I already have an XB1, so I'm not getting any multiplayer titles for it. Just single-player stuff, there's a couple of things I've missed out on.

Oh yeah, I might get Killzone Shadowfall; does it require knowledge of the previous games to play?

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Gaming / Re: Sony announces first wave of PS2 titles for PS4
« on: December 05, 2015, 07:59:27 AM »
Can you not just put the game in the console and play/ install it? That's bullshit.

OT-
Star Wars Battlefront/ Star Wars Battlefront II. The good ones.
Ratchet and Clank 1-3, Size Matters and Gladiator (I have no idea which R&C games are on PS4)


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:36:30 PM »
Or, we can realize this content model was planned from the beginning and wasn't done to reach a Q4 release.

Scenario 1: What you're saying is false:

Then 343 rushed the game.

Scenario 2: What you're saying is true.

Then they are fucking idiots.
Yes, because in the real world there are only two possible scenarios and if people don't cater to your every need, they are idiots.

You're not seriously suggesting they thought releasing a game with less content than destiny at launch was a 10/10 idea?

When I buy a game, I expect a completed product at launch. Not six months later.
Maybe you should've done research into the game before you bought it then? Not my fault or concern you're assmad.


I guess it's my own fault for assuming 21 multiplayer maps means 21 individual maps. Or for thinking the game would have some incentive to play other than grinding for scout warthogs.
Well, yeah.

After Halo 4, everyone seemed to vow to never again buy into Halo blindly.

Well, here we are at Halo 5, and look what's happened.

I never did that, though. After halo 4, I thought 343 were a good studio. But I guess schlerf leaving and a new attitude to make the game only ranked has made 343 very different from the people who made 4.
Throughout Halo 5's development in the past year, 343i's been continually stating that they never want Halo 4 to happen again.

I presumed that meant catering to all the community. Not just one segment of it.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:31:14 PM »
Or, we can realize this content model was planned from the beginning and wasn't done to reach a Q4 release.

Scenario 1: What you're saying is false:

Then 343 rushed the game.

Scenario 2: What you're saying is true.

Then they are fucking idiots.
Yes, because in the real world there are only two possible scenarios and if people don't cater to your every need, they are idiots.

You're not seriously suggesting they thought releasing a game with less content than destiny at launch was a 10/10 idea?

When I buy a game, I expect a completed product at launch. Not six months later.
Maybe you should've done research into the game before you bought it then? Not my fault or concern you're assmad.


I guess it's my own fault for assuming 21 multiplayer maps means 21 individual maps. Or for thinking the game would have some incentive to play other than grinding for scout warthogs.
Well, yeah.

After Halo 4, everyone seemed to vow to never again buy into Halo blindly.

Well, here we are at Halo 5, and look what's happened.

I never did that, though. After halo 4, I thought 343 were a good studio. But I guess schlerf leaving and a new attitude to make the game only ranked has made 343 very different from the people who made 4.

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too long did not read

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:18:28 PM »
Or, we can realize this content model was planned from the beginning and wasn't done to reach a Q4 release.

Scenario 1: What you're saying is false:

Then 343 rushed the game.

Scenario 2: What you're saying is true.

Then they are fucking idiots.
Yes, because in the real world there are only two possible scenarios and if people don't cater to your every need, they are idiots.

You're not seriously suggesting they thought releasing a game with less content than destiny at launch was a 10/10 idea?

When I buy a game, I expect a completed product at launch. Not six months later.
Maybe you should've done research into the game before you bought it then? Not my fault or concern you're assmad.


I guess it's my own fault for assuming 21 multiplayer maps means 21 individual maps. Or for thinking the game would have some incentive to play other than grinding for scout warthogs.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:49:29 PM »
Or, we can realize this content model was planned from the beginning and wasn't done to reach a Q4 release.

Scenario 1: What you're saying is false:

Then 343 rushed the game.

Scenario 2: What you're saying is true.

Then they are fucking idiots.
Yes, because in the real world there are only two possible scenarios and if people don't cater to your every need, they are idiots.

You're not seriously suggesting they thought releasing a game with less content than destiny at launch was a 10/10 idea?

When I buy a game, I expect a completed product at launch. Not six months later.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:47:22 PM »
Bravo is always on /r/Halo, and he assures people that literally everything on that subreddit is read thoroughly, and they know what people are saying. I don't doubt that, because Bravo's a really good community manager, but I doubt 343 higher-ups actually listen to what he tells them.

"Okay Bravo, what's the feedback on the game?"

"Well, everyone says the core gameplay is really good. But they're disappointed with the lack of customs game options, gamemodes, map variety, and social playlists."

"Mmmm, okay. But we know better than them, so let's just keep doing what we're doing. We are the game designers, after all!"

"B-But the community says-"

"FUCK THE COMMUNITY. THE PEOPLE WANT REMIXES AND BREAKOUT."
Or, we can take the more logical route and realize these content updates have schedules that have been planned out, and they can't fuck over the schedules of nearly finished Content Updates to rush out what the community wants.

Or, 343 could have released a finished product in the first place with a substantial amount of content in it, rather than rushing it for muh Q4 release and then re-adding removed features (that should be standard) under the guise of free updates.
Or, we can realize this content model was planned from the beginning and wasn't done to reach a Q4 release.

If that were the case, why did they launch with a lack of content? 3 warzone maps, each using the same copypasted bases and what amounts to five arena maps, not including lolremixes and lolforgemaps (Because all the remixes play more or less the same as their base maps, and all the breakout maps only exist in one mode), is not acceptable for a game in 2015.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:39:01 PM »
Bravo is always on /r/Halo, and he assures people that literally everything on that subreddit is read thoroughly, and they know what people are saying. I don't doubt that, because Bravo's a really good community manager, but I doubt 343 higher-ups actually listen to what he tells them.

"Okay Bravo, what's the feedback on the game?"

"Well, everyone says the core gameplay is really good. But they're disappointed with the lack of customs game options, gamemodes, map variety, and social playlists."

"Mmmm, okay. But we know better than them, so let's just keep doing what we're doing. We are the game designers, after all!"

"B-But the community says-"

"FUCK THE COMMUNITY. THE PEOPLE WANT REMIXES AND BREAKOUT."
Or, we can take the more logical route and realize these content updates have schedules that have been planned out, and they can't fuck over the schedules of nearly finished Content Updates to rush out what the community wants.

Or, 343 could have released a finished product in the first place with a substantial amount of content in it, rather than rushing it for muh Q4 release and then re-adding removed features (that should be standard) under the guise of free updates.
space boy

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:31:42 PM »
Bravo is always on /r/Halo, and he assures people that literally everything on that subreddit is read thoroughly, and they know what people are saying. I don't doubt that, because Bravo's a really good community manager, but I doubt 343 higher-ups actually listen to what he tells them.

"Okay Bravo, what's the feedback on the game?"

"Well, everyone says the core gameplay is really good. But they're disappointed with the lack of customs game options, gamemodes, map variety, and social playlists."

"Mmmm, okay. But we know better than them, so let's just keep doing what we're doing. We are the game designers, after all!"

"B-But the community says-"

"FUCK THE COMMUNITY. THE PEOPLE WANT REMIXES AND BREAKOUT."
Or, we can take the more logical route and realize these content updates have schedules that have been planned out, and they can't fuck over the schedules of nearly finished Content Updates to rush out what the community wants.

Or, 343 could have released a finished product in the first place with a substantial amount of content in it, rather than rushing it for muh Q4 release and then re-adding removed features (that should be standard) under the guise of free updates.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:27:13 PM »
Thanks for the advice everyone. Another question entirely is this:

I just beat the second mission of the Halo 5 campaign and didn't unlock the achievement for doing so. Looking at the gamehub it says that the achievement is 100% complete but it still counts as locked.

XB1 achievements are bugged.
Does it fix itself?

Soemtimes, they just unlock a while later. Sometimes, it's permanently stuck on unlocking.

Several of my ODST audio log achievements have been stuck on unlocking since may, while achievements in other games did that then unlocked themselves later on, sometimes without notice. It's entirely random.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:13:05 PM »
At least the championship has now got a $2 million prize pool. I'm glad to see the money from REQs is being used to make the game better (!)

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