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The Flood / Re: hey everyone
« on: March 02, 2017, 02:46:47 AM »
Teach yourself something new

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Gaming / Re: What to do when you get a Playstation 4?
« on: March 01, 2017, 04:14:32 PM »
My job is the bane of my existence
Tell me about your job

Why is it so bad?
Nobody cared who I was until I got a job

now people want me to cover up for them

Who pays you to go and spend your time working?
:-X

A lotta loyalty for a hired wageslave!
Yeah, I gotta EAT
At least you can eat. Who are you?

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The Flood / Re: American and British folk
« on: March 01, 2017, 04:04:48 PM »
I don't think anyone actually has trouble rolling r's I think we just don't pronounce things that way because it's absent in our common dialect. Any time we wanna make fun of Mexicans we can do it perfectly.
Nah man, I legit know several native English speakers who can't roll their R at all. Verb is confirming it too.

I can't do it

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Gaming / Re: What to do when you get a Playstation 4?
« on: March 01, 2017, 04:03:40 PM »
My job is the bane of my existence
Tell me about your job

Why is it so bad?
Nobody cared who I was until I got a job

now people want me to cover up for them

Who pays you to go and spend your time working?
:-X

A lotta loyalty for a hired wageslave!

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Gaming / Re: What to do when you get a Playstation 4?
« on: March 01, 2017, 03:25:56 PM »
My job is the bane of my existence
Tell me about your job

Why is it so bad?
Nobody cared who I was until I got a job

now people want me to cover up for them

Who pays you to go and spend your time working?

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The Flood / Re: American and British folk
« on: March 01, 2017, 02:10:57 PM »
Man-dar-in

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Gaming / Re: What to do when you get a Playstation 4?
« on: March 01, 2017, 02:10:14 PM »
My job is the bane of my existence

Tell me about your job

Why is it so bad?

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Gaming / Re: Just got Battlefield 1 for PS4
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:55:37 AM »
How detailed is the emblem creation tool? I'm very picky with games that utilize this after coming from Armored Core 4.

You get a bunch (a fairly large variety) of emblem shapes that you can resize, rotate, move around, recolour and arrange to create cool shapes. It's not as bad as the system they have in Halo which is pretty limited but isn't as nice as just drawing it yourself.

Plus you can use emblems other people have made.

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The Flood / Re: Logan
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:51:11 AM »
Well that's good. Let's just hope FOX doesn't defile what they've set in stone for merchandising purposes.

Yes. Jackman has confirmed this is his last appearance as Wolverine in any film.

Obvious end of film spoilers
I warned you
Logan and Xavier are both killed off.

With the way they end it, I'd say they're setting up for future XMen films to have a new cast entirely and abandon the ones we've had since the first film.

I can't say I'm displeased. I associate the likes of storm and cyclops too much with the cheesier films from the original trilogy and the abomination of X3 so an opportunity to see some new characters is nice.

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The Flood / Re: Logan
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:48:08 AM »
Nothing against the film since I haven't seen it yet, but with this will we finally stop getting Wolverine movies?

Yes. Jackman has confirmed this is his last appearance as Wolverine in any film.

End of film spoilers
I warned you
Logan and Xavier are both killed off.

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Gaming / Re: What to do when you get a Playstation 4?
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:41:22 AM »
You should sell your ps4 and get GTAV back so you can hunt the lore with me and fedorekd

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The Flood / Logan
« on: March 01, 2017, 11:40:07 AM »
Just seen it. Fantastic film, probably some of the best performances I've seen by Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman. As a farewell to the X-Men series for those two, it's pretty much perfect. It also does a great job of setting up future X-Men films if they decide to go that route.

Otherwise, it's great to finally get a wolverine film that doesn't hold back on the blood and violence you'd expect from such a character.

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Gaming / Re: Xbox Game Pass
« on: March 01, 2017, 05:51:29 AM »
I like how some of the best xbox games they highlight is Payday 2 (xbox version), Halo 5, NBA and Fable 3

Really makes you think
Noticed this too.
I wonder if it will actually be worth it and what sort of time periods it will be available for (1 / 3 / 6 / 12 months)

It could be a way to save money if they will include the latest games - pretty worthless if its only old games.

It just seems like xbox exclusives and old games that desparately need a playerbase boost.

"But Halo 5 is doing the best since Halo 3 guise!"
It would have been such a great game if they didn't fuck up the story so much - and also if forge and custom lobbies was available at launch. Just three things but they cost this game everything.

And also if the map designs were good
And also if the campaign level design was less bland
And also if there was proper BTB support
And also if there were no microtransactions
And also if the very act of aiming a weapon didn't feel off and really weird
And also if the menus weren't horrifically laid out
And also if they gave us better armour designs
And also if they let us customise more than two things at once
And also if the soundtrack wasn't so meh
And also if the vehicle play was anything more than token
And also if there was a proper progression system worth doing
And also if it had more than five gametypes on launch
And also if they didn't include spartan abilities
And also if the game was just generally not awful

The story was far from the only thing bad about H5
Just pick three of those things and the game would have been acceptable. you're describing a perfect scenario, I'm describing one which would prevent it failing as hard as it did. Lets keep the modern gaming standards here.

So... adding just a not-awful story wouldn't have made it 'great'. It would have made it barely passable.

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Gaming / Re: Xbox Game Pass
« on: February 28, 2017, 12:23:15 PM »
How many games are actually worth this on this platform?

From the ones in the picture, zero

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Gaming / Re: Xbox Game Pass
« on: February 28, 2017, 12:13:34 PM »
I like how some of the best xbox games they highlight is Payday 2 (xbox version), Halo 5, NBA and Fable 3

Really makes you think
Noticed this too.
I wonder if it will actually be worth it and what sort of time periods it will be available for (1 / 3 / 6 / 12 months)

It could be a way to save money if they will include the latest games - pretty worthless if its only old games.

It just seems like xbox exclusives and old games that desparately need a playerbase boost.

"But Halo 5 is doing the best since Halo 3 guise!"
It would have been such a great game if they didn't fuck up the story so much - and also if forge and custom lobbies was available at launch. Just three things but they cost this game everything.

And also if the map designs were good
And also if the campaign level design was less bland
And also if there was proper BTB support
And also if there were no microtransactions
And also if the very act of aiming a weapon didn't feel off and really weird
And also if the menus weren't horrifically laid out
And also if they gave us better armour designs
And also if they let us customise more than two things at once
And also if the soundtrack wasn't so meh
And also if the vehicle play was anything more than token
And also if there was a proper progression system worth doing
And also if it had more than five gametypes on launch
And also if they didn't include spartan abilities
And also if the game was just generally not awful

The story was far from the only thing bad about H5

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Gaming / Re: Xbox Game Pass
« on: February 28, 2017, 11:48:41 AM »
I like how some of the best xbox games they highlight is Payday 2 (xbox version), Halo 5, NBA and Fable 3

Really makes you think
Noticed this too.
I wonder if it will actually be worth it and what sort of time periods it will be available for (1 / 3 / 6 / 12 months)

It could be a way to save money if they will include the latest games - pretty worthless if its only old games.

It just seems like xbox exclusives and old games that desparately need a playerbase boost.

"But Halo 5 is doing the best since Halo 3 guise!"

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Gaming / Re: Xbox Game Pass
« on: February 28, 2017, 11:37:22 AM »
I like how some of the best xbox games they highlight is Payday 2 (xbox version), Halo 5, NBA and Fable 3

Really makes you think

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The Flood / Re: *SPECIAL EVENT* SEP7ABOWL 2017 *SPECIAL EVENT*
« on: February 28, 2017, 11:20:53 AM »
My trap killed Baconshelf? Hot. Vid?

traps are gay

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The Flood / Re: *NIGHT 2* SEP7ABOWL 2017 *NIGHT 2*
« on: February 28, 2017, 06:05:58 AM »
Also please link the website I forget what it's called

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The Flood / Re: *NIGHT 1* SEP7ABOWL 2017 *NIGHT 1*
« on: February 28, 2017, 06:05:34 AM »
This isn't canon
I'm the loremaster. If I say it's canon, it's canon.

Thanks, Grim!

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The Flood / Re: *IT BEGINS* SEP7ABOWL 2017 *IT BEGINS*
« on: February 28, 2017, 04:28:37 AM »
Fuck you onion

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The Flood / Re: age
« on: February 27, 2017, 04:49:52 PM »
You be sayin

I'm older than Bacon, Jive and Napalm


Uwot

I have a really deep voice. People have mistaken me for being older than I am in XBL parties before.

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Gaming / Re: Is Titanfall 2 good
« on: February 27, 2017, 12:20:22 PM »
Yeah. Really fun.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Hunger Games 2017 - STARTING IN A FEW HOURS
« on: February 27, 2017, 02:00:50 AM »
District 11 space boy district

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: February 27, 2017, 01:23:44 AM »
https://gfycat.com/GloriousUnluckyBug

ah schitt negger

Explain

The R101C returns mein nigger

Yeah. There's a guy on /tfg/ who was datamining the update to bring proper patch notes. There's also Relic listed as an upcoming map among a bunch of gametypes incuding Co-op Bounty Hunt (essentially Frontier Defence 2.0) and Marked for Death.

Also like five new maps.

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The Flood / Re: age
« on: February 27, 2017, 01:14:23 AM »
18. 19 this month.

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The Flood / Re: Oscar's 2017 thread
« on: February 27, 2017, 01:04:25 AM »
Am I the only weirdo here who doesn't watch them?

No

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Hunger Games 2017 - Signup Thread
« on: February 26, 2017, 12:10:32 PM »
I'll sign up. Use my profile pic.

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The Flood / Re: First class is the best X-Men film
« on: February 26, 2017, 10:52:59 AM »
>

I unironically enjoy capeshit and starshit

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