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The Flood / Re: I was working in the lab
« on: March 20, 2016, 10:14:20 AM »
For a minute I thought you really worked in a lab. I was going to ask what your project was :(

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls and you (spoilers allowed)
« on: March 20, 2016, 10:02:12 AM »
This is probably the biggest faggot i've ever run into.

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/87ffea20-61ec-4780-b893-4ad52adf9feb

The bitch flasked 3 times and had to lag switch to beat me.
And why did you let him get far enough away to chug three times?
I don't know what lag switching is.

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I love some good old sep7 contrarianism in the morning

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The Flood / Re: Fun fact
« on: March 20, 2016, 09:53:20 AM »
This doesn't change anything about watching the movie, actually.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people shit on virgins?
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:12:36 PM »
or I would hurt myself and there would be blood and urgh
lol what?

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The fuck even is chocolate milk? Is it the same as chocolate milkshake or is it literally just chocolate flavored milk?
Literally just chocolate flavored milk

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the people who hate it win because the others are all fat fucks
How dare you accuse me with such false allegations.

Prepare thine anus for my blade of wreckoning.

i really hope it's not a blade because blades are thin
BEHOLD

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex by twenty
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:54:43 PM »
Daily reminder that OP jerks off to loli rape.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people shit on virgins?
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:50:11 PM »
whether you've mashed giblets with another meatbag?

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The Flood / Re: Started watching Daredevil
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:43:37 PM »
I have a feeling it will all become clear soon.

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the people who hate it win because the others are all fat fucks
How dare you accuse me with such false allegations.

Prepare thine anus for my blade of wreckoning.

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...This is going to devolve into another milk preference thread, isn't it?

We all need more hobbies.

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The Flood / Re: About to do a crazy workout
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:17:43 PM »
That picture is disgusting.
Why?

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex by twenty
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:16:42 PM »
Fuck dying.
Now this guy gets it.
High five, cool guy.

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The Flood / Re: Times You've Been Rused by Other Members
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:14:45 PM »
You're obsessed.
I think you may be right...

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The Flood / Times You've Been Rused by Other Members
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:11:51 PM »
There was a favorite posters thread a while back and I did not know about the function linking someone back to their member page, so for about a week I thought I was Verbatim's favorite poster. I was also pretty skeptical, though. I didn't really see any reasons for him to like me.

Also my iPod's writing suggestions has verbatim (with a capital V) saved, on a related note.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex by twenty
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:50:07 PM »
Now I'm just going to live in spite of you.

Every breath you take is an affront to my existence.
And then at that moment Verb started hyperventilating.

Hopefully he passes out and cracks his head on a table corner.
The weird thing is that I've literally done this. I think I passed out from the blood loss.

I doubt it was blood loss, it was likely psychogenic shock
You're probably right. I was really freaked out because at that age I thought by brain was going to leak out.

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The Flood / Re: "I don't give a fuck" what?
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:36:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What happened to Slash?
« on: March 19, 2016, 12:40:57 PM »
He was hit by a bus :\
You should have seen the hospital pictures. I don't even know how he still has his legs.

fetch af

Too soon :\

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The Flood / Re: What happened to Slash?
« on: March 19, 2016, 12:36:04 PM »
He was hit by a bus :\
You should have seen the hospital pictures. I don't even know how he still has his legs.

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tell us some finnish folklore, verb
i would also like a story.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:31:44 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

What would you do with your powers? Boil water?

What do you call this cast anyway?

Looks like a cast in an arm-sling. If there's a more specific term for it, I don't really know what it is :\
I'd train it for the event of fighting someone else and coming out unscathed.
Boiling water wouldn't be bad either.

lol what are you talking about, weeb? Why would you fight someone else?
>.>
Reasons. Maybe to remind my sister's abusive boyfriend that he can't have his way (though my knife would probably suffice for that). Unfortunately I think he's too afraid of me to fight me directly :\

What if he had a knife on you, when you were empty-handed?
Then fire would be an excellent fallback.
IRL I carry my knife on me nearly all the time. If he had a knife and seriously wanted to hurt me I'd let him injure me a little and then send his ass to jail.
But he's too pathetic to do something like that, probably.

How would you subdue him? I don't understand the scenario you're painting up.
It depends on how far the other person goes. If he wants to bleed me out I'd try to take away the ability of his attacking arm (by attempting to break it) before calling an ambulance for both of us (because it's likely I've been stabbed at least once), if he's trying to kill me and it's close I'd probably lose my shit and act like a cornered animal.
Holy shit! Sounds like in the best case scenario you'll still have serious wounds.
That's what happens when you're not skilled at fighting. I've had martial arts training, but I'm not stupid enough to believe the type I received will help me win a real fight where someone wants to seriously hurt me. It's part of the reason I stopped training there, unless I know how to actually neutralize other people I don't see the point.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:29:49 AM »
Yeah, you should practice MMA
My brother was going to teach me Thai Kickboxing, but I decided not to because he's very analytical, and I'm a much different person than when he last saw me. I would prefer it if he didn't know how I've changed or why.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:22:59 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

What would you do with your powers? Boil water?

What do you call this cast anyway?

Looks like a cast in an arm-sling. If there's a more specific term for it, I don't really know what it is :\
I'd train it for the event of fighting someone else and coming out unscathed.
Boiling water wouldn't be bad either.

lol what are you talking about, weeb? Why would you fight someone else?
>.>
Reasons. Maybe to remind my sister's abusive boyfriend that he can't have his way (though my knife would probably suffice for that). Unfortunately I think he's too afraid of me to fight me directly :\

What if he had a knife on you, when you were empty-handed?
Then fire would be an excellent fallback.
IRL I carry my knife on me nearly all the time. If he had a knife and seriously wanted to hurt me I'd let him injure me a little and then send his ass to jail.
But he's too pathetic to do something like that, probably.

How would you subdue him? I don't understand the scenario you're painting up.
It depends on how far the other person goes. If he wants to bleed me out I'd try to take away the ability of his attacking arm (by attempting to break it) before calling an ambulance for both of us (because it's likely I've been stabbed at least once), if he's trying to kill me and it's close I'd probably lose my shit and act like a cornered animal.

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Gaming / Re: "Rumor: Sony working on more powerful PS4.5"
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:14:43 AM »
Just after I buy one. Of course.

Well, three-and-a-half months after, but still.
I'd still count that in the range of really soon after.
Haven't these consoles been out for like, two years? We already need an upgrade?

In terms of hardware, consoles can no longer stay competitive against PCs in this day and age. Unlike the 360 and PS3, who were actually an equal to PC at launch, the PS4 and One launched already lagging behind. As long as people continue to cry for prettier graphics and higher framerates, the rate at which consoles release will likely increase.
Huh. I thought this might have been the case, but I was thinking in terms of technological progression in the same way as the last generation.
Everything's just ramping up faster, eh?

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:10:45 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

What would you do with your powers? Boil water?

What do you call this cast anyway?

Looks like a cast in an arm-sling. If there's a more specific term for it, I don't really know what it is :\
I'd train it for the event of fighting someone else and coming out unscathed.
Boiling water wouldn't be bad either.

lol what are you talking about, weeb? Why would you fight someone else?
>.>
Reasons. Maybe to remind my sister's abusive boyfriend that he can't have his way (though my knife would probably suffice for that). Unfortunately I think he's too afraid of me to fight me directly :\

What if he had a knife on you, when you were empty-handed?
Then fire would be an excellent fallback.
IRL I carry my knife on me nearly all the time. If he had a knife and seriously wanted to hurt me I'd let him injure me a little and then send his ass to jail.
But he's too pathetic to do something like that, probably.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:04:29 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

What would you do with your powers? Boil water?

What do you call this cast anyway?

Looks like a cast in an arm-sling. If there's a more specific term for it, I don't really know what it is :\
I'd train it for the event of fighting someone else and coming out unscathed.
Boiling water wouldn't be bad either.

lol what are you talking about, weeb? Why would you fight someone else?
>.>
Reasons. Maybe to remind my sister's abusive boyfriend that he can't have his way (though my knife would probably suffice for that). Unfortunately I think he's too afraid of me to fight me directly :\

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Gaming / Re: Rumble
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:57:12 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:55:09 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

What would you do with your powers? Boil water?

What do you call this cast anyway?

Looks like a cast in an arm-sling. If there's a more specific term for it, I don't really know what it is :\
I'd train it for the event of fighting someone else and coming out unscathed.
Boiling water wouldn't be bad either.

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The Flood / Re: Hypothetical scenario: Fire magic
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:39:26 AM »

I'd probably Saitama it until I was like this guy.
More time on the weekends (probably around 6 hours).

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