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The Flood / Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged delayed until December, but...
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:13:25 PM »
But then it's not the same...
The Haloween release is festive.

Unless they're putting Alucard in a Santa hat singing bastardized carols I'm not satisfied.

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The Flood / Re: (GIVE AWAY) 14 day Trial
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:10:35 PM »
Tomino would like to LIVE

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The Flood / Re: What's your spring semester looking like?
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:07:56 PM »
Registration isn't for a couple more weeks, but I'll be going forward with a lot of new projects next year.
It's going to be fun.

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The Flood / Re: There's two kinds of people in this world
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:00:43 PM »
You.

And me.
Well, since we're the last two humans...

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The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:59:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:19:15 AM »
I hope you don't believe in curses :^)
What now?
The site I pulled them from had some kind of warning I glossed over to get to the good stuff. I'm sure it's nothing like being visited by Tomino or being eaten by Saturn.
Oh and about that last painting I wouldn't look up the poem that accompanies it :^)
And definitely don't read the poem out loud, that's a big no no!
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I saw a bunch of paintings by Munch that I found sort of creepy, but I can't find them on the internet.
That's a bad sign.

Could you give me the poem, I'm probably not going to sleep tonight, so fear isn't a problem.

No, I think most people just don't know anything by the man except for Scream and Madonna
As you wish
Tomino’s Hell

Elder sister vomits blood,
younger sister’s breathing fire
while sweet little Tomino
just spits up the jewels.

All alone does Tomino
go falling into that hell,
a hell of utter darkness,
without even flowers.

Is Tomino’s big sister
the one who whips him?
The purpose of the scourging
hangs dark in his mind.

Lashing and thrashing him, ah!
But never quite shattering.
One sure path to Avici,
the eternal hell.

Into that blackest of hells
guide him now, I pray—
to the golden sheep,
to the nightingale.

How much did he put
in that leather pouch
to prepare for his trek to
the eternal hell?

Spring is coming
to the valley, to the wood,
to the spiraling chasms
of the blackest hell.

The nightingale in her cage,
the sheep aboard the wagon,
and tears well up in the eyes
of sweet little Tomino.

Sing, o nightingale,
in the vast, misty forest—
he screams he only misses
his little sister.

His wailing desperation
echoes throughout hell—
a fox peony
opens its golden petals.

Down past the seven mountains
and seven rivers of hell—
the solitary journey
of sweet little Tomino.

If in this hell they be found,
may they then come to me, please,
those sharp spikes of punishment
from Needle Mountain.

Not just on some empty whim
Is flesh pierced with blood-red pins:
they serve as hellish signposts
for sweet little Tomino.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:03:52 AM »
I hope you don't believe in curses :^)
What now?
The site I pulled them from had some kind of warning I glossed over to get to the good stuff. I'm sure it's nothing like being visited by Tomino or being eaten by Saturn.
Oh and about that last painting I wouldn't look up the poem that accompanies it :^)
And definitely don't read the poem out loud, that's a big no no!
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I saw a bunch of paintings by Munch that I found sort of creepy, but I can't find them on the internet.
That's a bad sign.

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The Flood / Re: i can't sleep :(
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:08:34 AM »
The only thing that helps me relax is either sleep or studying more... sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: Creepy paintings
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:07:29 AM »
Look inside for candy!!


I hope you don't believe in curses :^)

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:00:49 PM »
One pair black calf-high suede four inch stiletto boots
I'm going to need confirmation of this you wearing them... For purely scientific reasons.
oh

Gay.
It's only gay if you think that way ;)
more like if you think about it that way

pervert
No no , you misunderstand me, I'm doing it for science!
Yeah, I'm sure you are, guy.
How rude, implying I have any sort of pretensions besides gaining new insights on human anatomy.
The nerve of some people!

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather protect or be protected
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:59:13 PM »
Neither, there's no one I'd protect unless it benefitted me and people can't protect me from the things I fear most.
I'd rather protect myself.

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:25:11 PM »
One pair black calf-high suede four inch stiletto boots
I'm going to need confirmation of this you wearing them... For purely scientific reasons.
oh

Gay.
It's only gay if you think that way ;)
more like if you think about it that way

pervert
No no , you misunderstand me, I'm doing it for science!

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 07:36:31 PM »
One pair black calf-high suede four inch stiletto boots
I'm going to need confirmation of this you wearing them... For purely scientific reasons.
oh

Gay.
It's only gay if you think that way ;)

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone is vegan
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:03:43 PM »
daily reminder that steak is the best thing ever.
We'll be waiting
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone is vegan
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:56:41 PM »
I think you guys broke him :\

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The Flood / Re: Check your stats
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:48:47 PM »
We can be friends.
<3
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Spoiler
I'll never finish my book.
I don't even think it's worthwhile writing mine (economically speaking).
That's now the biggest thing keeping me away from it... besides classes (damn them for eating up all my useful time).

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The Flood / Re: Check your stats
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:45:24 PM »
Writing a book is an even bigger waste of time
I can see that.
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because nobody except post-modern hipsters reads books
All college kids are hipsters.
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and you'd get 4 reads at the very, very best.
Well that's just not true. At best wouldn't you have a bestseller or something?

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The Flood / Re: Can't stop?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:42:09 PM »
Hmmmm... More of a won't stop imo.

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The Flood / Check your stats
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:41:06 PM »
Step 1.) Check your total time logged in
Step 2.) Calculate how many hours you've spent here
Step 3.) Imagine all the other things you could've done with all that time
Step 4.) Cry

Spoiler
Anyone else feel like they need to make more friends or write a book or something?

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The Flood / Re: Why are witches so hot?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:35:01 PM »
Class likes witches and Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.

Anymore Halloween confessions anybody?

>.>

I have a thing for dwarves and old men.
Lemonparty.org is pretty good for that.

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:30:09 PM »
One pair black calf-high suede four inch stiletto boots
I'm going to need confirmation of this you wearing them... For purely scientific reasons.

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The Flood / Re: How to tell if someone is vegan
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:24:29 PM »
Or go out to eat somewhere and order anything you'd usually order.
You'll be hearing from vegans soon enough.

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:21:40 PM »
Not counting slippers or flip-flops, 6
Vans (with great grip for wallrunning)
2 pairs of hiking boots (one pair sturdy enough for winter excursions)
2 pairs of slip-on comfort shoes (one pair is about 6 months old and they're getting pretty wrecked)
1 pair of old ratty shoes

I go through a lot of shoes, between hiking and parkour they just don't last long. 

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The Flood / Re: Everyone can appreciate a good ______.
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:44:48 AM »
Orgy

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The Flood / Re: Ignore list
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:41:45 AM »
There's only one person on my ignore list, and it's only because I genuinely dislike seeing their posts. Also it prevents me from being an ass *most* of the time.

🙋🏻 *raising hand emoji*
Que?

I was guessing it was me
Pff, you're giving yourself way too much credit then
Was that a compliment... Or insult?

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The Flood / Re: Why are witches so hot?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:27:49 AM »
Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that
wow it's almost like counterexamples exist

you're obviously missing the point of this thread lol, it's about the fact that if you take a normal girl and say they're a witch, that alone makes the girl way hotter, in and of itself. In all media that's not contemporary, witches have been shown as ugly women, but they would be even uglier if they weren't witches.

Um
Sandra Bullock was a witch in Practical Magic.
Definitely not any hotter.
Oh hello repressed childhood memories, how have you been?
Me? Much better before I remembered YOU.

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The Flood / Re: Why are witches so hot?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:16:36 AM »
Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.
lol really?

Wow fuck me I forgot who I was talking to. Thought you were Verb there.

Over yonder in the gaming forums Verb made a statement about pointy elf ears.

I've just decided that he's now the official Elf fucker of this forum. It suits him fine.
elves
Spoiler
go away verbo
I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually have an elf fetish though.

And don't go slandering elves, they're magnificent, wonderful and alluring creatures.

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The Flood / Re: Do you let your pets lick you?
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:02:55 AM »
My dog licked my face slightly when I bent down to pet him earlier today

Though I must admit, my face was pretty close to this when I read the title


Just wait until I change the title :D

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