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The Flood / Re: Anime makes you gay.
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:12:29 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Anime makes you gay.
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:36:23 AM »

I came here to curse bitches and suck dick
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And I'm all out of curses

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The Flood / Re: loaf pls fart on me
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:02:14 AM »
YouTube


Relevant.
I'll be the beef cream over his black funnel noodles

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Gaming / Re: What game should my girlfriend play?
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:48:47 AM »
Has she played a Link to the Past before?

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The Flood / Re: I am mentally ill
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:46:51 AM »
From my beautiful avatar you can tell I'm in peak mental condition currently.
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I like doing things to take my mind off of this stuff. I'm not you, but perhaps this forum isn't the best solution. Does working out make you feel better? I know sometimes to take my mind off things I just need to do something so physically demanding that it saps me of thought.

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The Flood / Re: Anonymous messages thread
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:41:05 AM »
Who the hell wrote six?
I think that person was trying to make it seem like Class was saying "I'm a faggot."
I thought Class would post them back in the thread as posts too, anon.

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The Flood / Re: Share The Funniest Part of Your Day
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:31:58 AM »
Firstly, I find no fault with the question, it just struck me off-guard in an "academic" setting.
Second, the professor had no idea what he was talking about, so the student went on to explain what he meant.
And my face looked almost exactly like this.
I can imagine myself grinning like an idiot.
This was me exactly. I had to restrain the myriad keks within my breast... my face didn't fare so well.
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How exactly did he go about explaining it?
I think it went along the lines of something like this, "Well in some anime there are boys who really look like girls..."

You see I've been ruined by Boku no Pico and 4chan collectively, so my first thoughts went to trap threads and ice-cube lubricant as opposed to something like Ouran Host Club (which was probably more in line with what he was referencing).

I say "think" and "..." at the end because I was focusing hard to stop myself from bursting into uproarious laughter.
It's good that next week we'll be discussing Saikaku and tales of men sailing to islands of women on boats filled with dildos. Then I'll be free to laugh without being a dick.

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The Flood / Re: Share The Funniest Part of Your Day
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:14:27 AM »
How disrespectful.

How can you fault a man for asking THE HARD QUESTIONS?
Firstly, I find no fault with the question, it just struck me off-guard in an "academic" setting.
Second, the professor had no idea what he was talking about, so the student went on to explain what he meant.
And my face looked almost exactly like this.

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The Flood / Share The Funniest Part of Your Day
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:07:46 AM »
Today I was in Intro to Japanese Civilization and the professor was lecturing on Kabuki theater and the men who played women (onagatta) on stage and were thought to embody feminine ideals better than "real" women.

As I'm sitting in the front and scribbling away at my notepad I hear from the back of the room,  "So is this where traps come from?"
I shit you not, these were that person's words, and everyone in the room did the Picard simultaneously.
There have been few occasions where I required greater self-composure.

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The Flood / Re: Sum up other users with one word
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:28:14 PM »
Am I a literally who or other?
I think by Legendary most people at least partially acknowledge your existence.

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Oracle of Ages/Seasons HD when?
Those are some of the only Zelda games I haven't played, in addition to Skyward Sword and the DS titles (except Phantom Hourglass).
I would like to someday, I think.

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The Flood / Re: Things other people care about that you don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:58:32 PM »
Don't correct me you cunt.
How rude and unpleasant.
its because your avatar is 2spoopy
I was wondering if made any heads turn. It's from a "cursed" painting with a "cursed" poem attachment. owoooooo [spooky noises here]
I'm just keeping it until November starts. I'll be honest, I think it freaks me out more than anyone else. I couldn't stand looking at this picture yesterday and now it's becoming normal.

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The Flood / Re: Things you care about that other people don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:55:12 PM »
General Semantics (Maybe)
Removing myself from human influence
Being completely "self-sufficient"
Dissociating from social scruples? (this one's hard for me to phrase for some reason :()
Chocolate dragon-girls (seriously have you ever tried looking them up?)

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The Flood / Re: Things other people care about that you don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:41:19 PM »
Don't correct me you cunt.
How rude and unpleasant.

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The Flood / Re: Sum up other users with one word
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:39:24 PM »
LC - Pervert

Wut
Join us in the pervert room next door. We're doing all sorts of lewd things to each other.

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The Flood / Re: Things other people care about that you don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:36:56 PM »
the wounds they never heeeaaaal
*will not

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The Flood / Re: Things other people care about that you don't.
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:35:23 PM »
Sex
Sports
Morality
Friendship
Family
Getting a job for economic comfort
Hierarchy
Humans
Marriage/romantic relationships
Politics (kind of, I'm on the fence with this one)
Laws
Philosophy
Happiness
"Race"
etc.


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The Flood / Re: Nutscaping
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:13:34 PM »
So what do you do if you don't have testicles, but want to "scape?"

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my last class ended twenty minutes ago

Then you have free time now, don't you?
yeah but not to play a whole game three times

I get the impression that you have the time but just don't want to.
I don't have the time and I don't want to.

You shitpost until midnight every night, so that first part is a straight-up falsehood. The second part, well, that's your decision I guess.
why is everyone so mean to me
stupid

idiot

moron
Holy shit I thought you were Tru for a minute.

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:00:11 PM »
The only correct answer is Ender.
For all you know I'm a 12 year old girl with a fancy for knives... Who's in college.
>.>
>you will never flip balisongs with Chloe Moretz dressed as Hit Girl

Why live?
Holy shit that is like Chloe Moretz in Kick-Ass.

How old is she now?
18
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd flip her balisong  ;D
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My god that seems painful when I actually imagine it

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:56:32 PM »
The only correct answer is Ender.
For all you know I'm a 12 year old girl with a fancy for knives... Who's in college.
>.>
>you will never flip balisongs with Chloe Moretz dressed as Hit Girl

Why live?
Holy shit that is like Chloe Moretz in Kick-Ass.

How old is she now?

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:49:37 PM »
The only correct answer is Ender.
For all you know I'm a 12 year old girl with a fancy for knives... Who's in college.
>.>

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The Flood / Re: Challenger
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:46:27 PM »
>tfw rc doesn't want to penetrate your anus.

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:45:05 PM »
I wouldn't.

But I have to choose, so probably Yu.
We'd make that kid a Hentai prodigy.

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The Flood / Re: Sum up other users with one word
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:39:21 PM »
Ryle- memes
Azure- quiet
Yu- hentai
Jim- "mommy"
Charlie- creepy
Rocket- Penetrate
Tru- "bae"


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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met another Floodian?
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:34:56 PM »
There was this user on B.net who lived in the same city as me but we never met face to face.

I haven't met anyone else either.

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The Flood / Re: loaf pls fart on me
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:23:42 PM »
Ember go home, you're krunked

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Manus is literally the worst
"Aaaaah, he's putting his abyss in my catacombs!"

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The Flood / Re: Official Cheat fan art thread
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:15:08 PM »
If I had the art skills I'd draw Sep7 Hentai.
And Cheat would be the recurring character.

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