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3511
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:53:00 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.
;__;

Da-dai-daijoubu?
Being dead's probably more okay than whatever pseudo hell bullshit this asscrack of an existence is choked up to be by Big brother's slightly littler brother.
Fuck, what am I even talking about anymore?

You scare me.

It's fine. You just have to be down with the clown.
Are you. Or are you not. Down with the clown.

You have earned my utter disgust.
Thank god someone knows what I'm referencing here. Even if I'm emulating a shit eating knob head and feel fully justified in any self destructive tendencies it might imply but that by casual association with dithering fuckwhistles will net me nothing other than a prolonged bullet in my skull.

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The Flood / Re: Why the fuck is everyone here dying
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:50:29 PM »
Maybe you're on to something about the terminal nature of people seeking something they can't get from an outlet steeped in passive association?
The fuck would I know about that as some twat on the other side of a screen?

3513
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:47:20 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.
;__;

Da-dai-daijoubu?
Being dead's probably more okay than whatever pseudo hell bullshit this asscrack of an existence is choked up to be by Big brother's slightly littler brother.
Fuck, what am I even talking about anymore?

Peace of mind
RIGHT. SOMETIMES THIS COMES. FROM DYING

3514
The Flood / Re: Here's an idea..
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:45:40 PM »
*Raises hand*
How do I not derail this one?

Look son, glad you asked. When the Nazis invaded France, it was the best thing.
*Raises hand*
But isn't that you derailing yourself?

....

You're going places, not college, but places.
*Raises hand*
Is that an insinuation that college is an optimal place to be for reaching life potential? By pandering the will of some society that ultimately doesn't give a fuck about who you are as a person, but as a servant to its perpetuation?

3515
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:43:50 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.
;__;

Da-dai-daijoubu?
Being dead's probably more okay than whatever pseudo hell bullshit this asscrack of an existence is choked up to be by Big brother's slightly littler brother.
Fuck, what am I even talking about anymore?

You scare me.

It's fine. You just have to be down with the clown.
Are you. Or are you not. Down with the clown.



Let's hear the motherfuckin decision

3516
The Flood / Re: Here's an idea..
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:42:06 PM »
*Raises hand*
How do I not derail this one?

Look son, glad you asked. When the Nazis invaded France, it was the best thing.
*Raises hand*
But isn't that you derailing yourself?

3517
The Flood / Re: Here's an idea..
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:39:20 PM »
*Raises hand*
How do I not derail this one?

3518
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:38:12 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.
;__;

Da-dai-daijoubu?
Being dead's probably more okay than whatever pseudo hell bullshit this asscrack of an existence is choked up to be by Big brother's slightly littler brother.
Fuck, what am I even talking about anymore?

You scare me.

It's fine. You just have to be down with the clown.
Are you. Or are you not. Down with the clown.

3519
The Flood / Re: And when you gaze long into a fox
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:35:12 PM »
Or it'll scamper into the evening twilight as you ponder your transitory existence.

3520
The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:33:57 PM »
I think that death is the one thing we just simply cannot defeat.

Yup, death is always inevitable.

What we can however do, is kick it's fucking ass and live as long as we possibly can.
I say we break out of the universe and demand a refund from God.

Have fun with that, I'll be here :D
Good, me and Psy are gonna go teach this prick a lesson. Peace out, bitches.
Woah woah, where the hell you goin without me?! This is like...
MY MOTHERFUCKIN CALLING

3521
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:32:03 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.
;__;

Da-dai-daijoubu?
Being dead's probably more okay than whatever pseudo hell bullshit this asscrack of an existence is choked up to be by Big brother's slightly littler brother.
Fuck, what am I even talking about anymore?

3522
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:29:07 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter
Look, this ghoul investigators job doesnt pay off well enough.
And i already wasted a bunch of dosh i got from the dead ones to candy
Well sumimasen, silly baka. I hope it tastes as good as a suicide headline tomorrow morning in some obscure corner of the world you probably don't know about. Shit.

3523
The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:26:23 PM »
See, I'd love to approach this problem in the way I think I'm supposed to, but I'm too busy feeling sorry for myself and being doomed.

To actually answer your question and make this comment slightly less pathetic, however, yes, I think we'll solve it so society can keep peddling everyone towards bullfuck nowhere.

I'll look at your poem soon.

Did you see my poem yesterday?
You can take as long as you like, no sense worrying over me.

And I didn't see it. Sleep schedule's gone to shit and I can't even tell when shit's happening anymore, honestly :(

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The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:23:33 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself
well shit
Come on Suzuya, I know you've got some dough somewhere, and this noose is only drawing tighter

3525
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:21:31 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

Spoiler
how much
Probs 2 million so I'll be less likely to kill myself

3526
The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:20:30 PM »
I wouldn't want to live forever
I always have to ask people "why not?"

3527
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:19:37 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?
post nudes
Not a bad idea, actually.
I just don't think I can bring myself to trust filthy degenerates with their pornrows and hentys.

3528
The Flood / Re: One thing I hate about living with a family...
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:17:50 PM »
Don't worry man, we all hate subsisting off of others to survive...
...
...

I only hope they don't discover the false wall in their basement...
Yeah, like someone remembers "Oh shit, there weren't walls here two years ago" and tear them down to find me masturbating to a roach.

3529
The Flood / Re: You think spamming is your ally?
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:16:21 PM »
Yes. How else will everyone recognize my relevance?

3530
The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:14:44 PM »
See, I'd love to approach this problem in the way I think I'm supposed to, but I'm too busy feeling sorry for myself and being doomed.

To actually answer your question and make this comment slightly less pathetic, however, yes, I think we'll solve it so society can keep peddling everyone towards bullfuck nowhere.

3531
The Flood / Re: Why the fuck is everyone here dying
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:12:06 PM »
What even counts as the point where we can say we're dying?

3532
The Flood / Re: One thing I hate about living with a family...
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:10:40 PM »
Don't worry man, we all hate subsisting off of others to survive...
...
...

3533
The Flood / Re: Why are kids so goddamn annoying
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:07:24 PM »
I'm at a fancy restaurant with a nice pitcher of wine and these motherfucking kids are ruining the atmosphere.

Bros if you ever have kids do not fucking bring them to a high class restaurant, it annoys the shit out of everyone andit's what I came here to get away from.

They're so fucking loud and won't stop whining. Luckily I have good wine to help.
Quote
It's the NPCs I can't stand

3534
The Flood / Re: What has been your most recent source of inspiration?
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:59:12 PM »
The only thing I've been motivated to do lately is read Homestuck for slight glimpses of elating fantasies, if you can call that inspiration. Other than that... Shit's dismal.

3536
The Flood / Re: BOW DOWN! TO LUCKIFER!!!!
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:31:07 AM »
Can Luckifer please be a Sep7agon thing?

3537
The Flood / Re: Cheat ignored me
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:29:05 AM »
Tell him about your true feelings. I'm sure senpai will come around eventually. You've just got to play it like a standard Tsundere. If he doesn't notice you through your constant and progressively irritating pinings step it up to Yandere status and kill his parents. That'll get his attention.
It's like scheme one of the Tsundere handbook ffs.

3538
The Flood / Re: > got on /b/
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:25:17 AM »
[lel intensifies]

3539
The Flood / Re: Cyanide and Happiness Comic Generator
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:49:50 AM »

Gog knows that one's true






3540
The Flood / Re: I got hit hard I'm on the ground
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:17:53 AM »
Because of that profile pic I always imagine you're high posting.

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