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3361
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:20:07 PM »
Anyone else want to hear what else he has to say on this topic?
3362
« on: January 10, 2015, 11:06:08 PM »
I don't have any. I'm not a sub-human animal.
 Careful there, Frank.
3363
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:58:49 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.
I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
He said that we can walk through the trail, not fight each other
Fight, death is optional.
Operation: Sissy slap Stalin...
COMMENCE!
*starts siisy slapping Wojtek*
wai-
OH SHIT
WOJTEK IS RAPING ME!!!!
D:
"God dammit, this is what happens when you enlist bears.
Wotjek, cut it out!"
...
"Uh... Sorry about that, he just has jitters and whatnot."
3364
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:53:52 PM »
 Relevant.
But Hotdiggitydemon does some funny and disturbing stuff... And he's a total dick to his fanbase.
3365
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:45:55 PM »
3366
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:44:10 PM »
No, but this guy? Probably.
3367
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:41:43 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.
I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
He said that we can walk through the trail, not fight each other
Fight, death is optional.
Operation: Sissy slap Stalin...
COMMENCE!
3368
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:39:36 PM »
Ahh, casual Saturdays...
3369
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:36:19 PM »
There's something I personally find more appealing about bladed weapons vs ballistic. Since childhood I've been charging people with sticks and it's a wholesome practice I recommend to anyone looking for anonymous action.
It's like adventure potential, every day! For any situation where there's distance between you and the assailant, you'd think ballistic weapons would be favorable, right?
Wait, by ballistics are we talking guns? Because I'm thinking in guns currently.
Guns, bows, crossbows, etc.
If it shoots something, it counts.
The bow tempts me... And laser weapons would be amazing. If I had a contraption allowing me to shoot lightning out of gauntlets I'd roll with those.
Could the ballistics have mobility utilities? Like, say a pair of rocket boots had he capacity to superheat the outside for "melting kicks?"
3370
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:28:19 PM »
*Heads down angel-air road beside Wotjek and Luis*
3371
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:25:56 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.
I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
He said that we can walk through the trail, not fight each other
Jegus, for the nerd I misconstrue everything.
Alright, let's see what lies ahead then, I suppose?
3372
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:24:36 PM »
There's something I personally find more appealing about bladed weapons vs ballistic. Since childhood I've been charging people with sticks and it's a wholesome practice I recommend to anyone looking for anonymous action.
It's like adventure potential, every day! For any situation where there's distance between you and the assailant, you'd think ballistic weapons would be favorable, right?
Wait, by ballistics are we talking guns? Because I'm thinking in guns currently.
3373
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:11:10 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.
I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
3375
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:03:58 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.
3376
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:56:15 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
The dove turns into an angel
Thank you it says
It heals your leg and gives you two bottles filled with a mysterious potion
The angel says it will help you when you need it
It flies into the fog and briefly illuminates a road
Proceed
I turn to Louis, mouth agape,
"Let's summon in this motherfucker"
aw yiss
"Wait, shit, let's follow the angel-air road. It looks transitory"
ok
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
<____<
Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
 Wotjek, the Polish artillery bear.
3377
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:52:27 PM »
You're usually active.
One of the nicest posters here so far in my experience.
Now validate my existence!
I don't know you really, who were you on Bnet?
You are new but one of the more rational, level-headed, mature users.
Glad to have you aboard.
I was Epsira, Epsilotari, Old King Arren, and... Fun Timer.
Sometimes I inhabit different posting personas... For the halibut.
3378
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:49:55 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
You wot?
For miles and miles.
:}
3379
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:43:08 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.
GOGOGOGO
B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!
3380
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:50 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
The dove turns into an angel
Thank you it says
It heals your leg and gives you two bottles filled with a mysterious potion
The angel says it will help you when you need it
It flies into the fog and briefly illuminates a road
Proceed
I turn to Louis, mouth agape,
"Let's summon in this motherfucker"
aw yiss
"Wait, shit, let's follow the angel-air road. It looks transitory"
3381
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:34:40 PM »
You're usually active.
One of the nicest posters here so far in my experience.
Now validate my existence!
3382
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:30:35 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
The dove turns into an angel
Thank you it says
It heals your leg and gives you two bottles filled with a mysterious potion
The angel says it will help you when you need it
It flies into the fog and briefly illuminates a road
Proceed
I turn to Louis, mouth agape,
"Let's summon in this motherfucker"
3383
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:28:29 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
Can we summon Tupac again?
"I have bad news for you. Tupac's dead, man. He's been dead for years!"
;_; but I summoned his ghost earlier!
[Science skepticism intensifies]
"Like, through magic or some other form of macabre reanimation?"
3384
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:23:03 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
Can we summon Tupac again?
"I have bad news for you. Tupac's dead, man. He's been dead for years!"
3385
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:18:53 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.
3386
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:14:58 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
Damn
Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof
You're injured and can't run
You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything
There is a cage with a white dove inside
You can free it or continue on your way
There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney
The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.
3387
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:09:58 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting 
Refer to situation I gave to Numb Digger
Luis and I are currently in two separate locations, however.
Do I see this apparition, or just the gun?
Wait, do I see the ghost at all?
Numb Digger is not dead
And you just got shot mate
The cabinet Luis is in opened since he woke up
I'm assuming you put him in a cabinet in the same room you're in
The monster heard the gunshots and is running towards Numb Digger
GAAAAH!
I motion up to Luis and try to climb the ladder before the monster/Numb Digger situation escalates.
I yell back "Don't look down. Mirror!"
Who do you use the mirror on?
I try to escape, and dash the mirror on the wall. I solicit my companion for aid,
"Fuck, Louis, would you help me up? I'm a few holes short of being competent enough to do it myself"
Note:
It is not my policy to save people WHO SHOOT ME.
*wakes up again*
What do you need help with?
"The, Agh! The ladder! I don't know when those two are coming back! Help me up, would you?"
3388
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:02:07 PM »
(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!
3389
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:56:07 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting
Refer to situation I gave to Numb Digger
Luis and I are currently in two separate locations, however.
Do I see this apparition, or just the gun?
Wait, do I see the ghost at all?
Numb Digger is not dead
And you just got shot mate
The cabinet Luis is in opened since he woke up
I'm assuming you put him in a cabinet in the same room you're in
The monster heard the gunshots and is running towards Numb Digger
GAAAAH!
I motion up to Luis and try to climb the ladder before the monster/Numb Digger situation escalates.
I yell back "Don't look down. Mirror!"
Who do you use the mirror on?
I try to escape, and dash the mirror on the wall. I solicit my companion for aid,
"Fuck, Louis, would you help me up? I'm a few holes short of being competent enough to do it myself"
Note:
It is not my policy to save people WHO SHOOT ME.
3390
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:44:10 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting
Refer to situation I gave to Numb Digger
Luis and I are currently in two separate locations, however.
Do I see this apparition, or just the gun?
Wait, do I see the ghost at all?
Numb Digger is not dead
And you just got shot mate
The cabinet Luis is in opened since he woke up
I'm assuming you put him in a cabinet in the same room you're in
The monster heard the gunshots and is running towards Numb Digger
GAAAAH!
I motion up to Luis and try to climb the ladder before the monster/Numb Digger situation escalates.
I yell back "Don't look down. Mirror!"
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