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The Flood / Re: i just masturbated AMA
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:42:29 AM »
What did you masturbate to?
...
It was hentai wasn't it.

yes i masturbated to japanese anamated baby rape gore porn involving negro babies getting burned, cut open, and rectal prolapsed by herpes-infested tyrannosaurus penis and chainsaws
Called it.
I have a sixth sense about these things hentai related.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get banned/warned for derailing my own thread?
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:39:35 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
Spoiler
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.


I'm very interested in knowing more about their...personalities.
Usually the boob reveal indicates the waifu power of each character.
I think their personalities are smothered in all that cleavage honestly.


I wouldn't mind being smothered in all that cleavage. Who knows? Maybe I'd meet their personalities down there.
They're probably starving.

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The Flood / Re: Welp, anarchy is over.
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:22:16 AM »
Back to valuable discussions it would seem.  :(
Does that mean more streams?
uh....i dunno.
LC was talkin about doing them on fridays. I'd be game.
I'm also in, in that case.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get banned/warned for derailing my own thread?
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:20:24 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
Spoiler
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.


I'm very interested in knowing more about their...personalities.
Usually the boob reveal indicates the waifu power of each character.
I think their personalities are smothered in all that cleavage honestly.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get banned/warned for derailing my own thread?
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:16:12 AM »
Anime is cool. I watch it for the plot.
Spoiler
I've got just the thing for you.
Solid DD/10 plot.

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The Flood / Re: How do I receive upvotes?
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:11:22 AM »


Like this
Uh... There's just semen on my screen now.
I want my shekels back >:(

all I can give you is upvotes
I'll... Up your vote?


I tried.

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The Flood / Re: How do I receive upvotes?
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:07:06 AM »


Like this
Uh... There's just semen on my screen now.
I want my shekels back >:(

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The Flood / Re: i just masturbated AMA
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:00:48 AM »
What did you masturbate to?
...
It was hentai wasn't it.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:57:11 AM »
Would I be receiving or giving to Jabba?

You know... I was going to make a joke about his expression but the guy's a fucking enigma.
Probably giving considering he weighs more than a metric tubgirl.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:54:56 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?

Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks? 


1. The Jew. They'd never expect a Jew to hide in Hitler's backyard.

2. Will you accept a ladle as a type of spoon?

If and only if it's this POS.

I'll take it!
YouTube

It's about as good as mundane can get.

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The Flood / Re: Remember this?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:52:17 AM »
YouTube

Oh god
OP why you do this to me?

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:49:37 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?

Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks? 


1. The Jew. They'd never expect a Jew to hide in Hitler's backyard.

2. Will you accept a ladle as a type of spoon?

If and only if it's this POS.

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The Flood / Re: Too Much Anime
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:41:25 AM »
>Too many shitty anime
>A-fucking-greed

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:38:15 AM »
Imagine eating cereal with chopsticks.
There's probably hells designed with that in mind.

People still eat cereal?

Fuck yes.
ew

There is no need...
To be upset.

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The Flood / Re: Too Much Anime
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:36:38 AM »
Ive been wanting to ask for a while, what is a weebo...or weebos?

*sips tea*
A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying.Used frequently on the image boards of 4chan.

Most weaboos are uneducated about their obsession of choice and are often noobs who are overly zealous, trying to impress others with their otaku knowledge. Another trait of a weaboo is their desire to "be Japanese".

Urban dictionary has a good definition.

To be fair I've only seen like 4 animes and I'm actually from Japan so 99.99 percent of other 'weebs' that like to pretend theyre Japanese can go fuck broken glass
Compared to people I've seen IRL no one here comes close to weeaboo status as Urban dictionary defines them.
Plus, you're cool.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:33:55 AM »
We're alive during such a boring time period. By the time something like space travel or space colonies become a thing, we'll be old at best, dead at worst.
You live in a period in time where there is constant war, strife, lack of education, poverty, hunger, and corruption. It is a time where many people are just trying to live their lives while all this happens around them. You have the choice to be one of those many people, or you can choose to deal with these issues and ensure that time period you dream of becomes a reality, because if your generation doesn't do anything about this world and just keeps dreaming of the stars, then you will never get there.

There is nothing boring about this.
It's the same problems humanity has always had. Yes, I can make some people's lives better. But people are bastards to each other and that's never going to change.
People are always going to fight each other and hate, but people are also  always help each other and love. What do you gain by giving up or doing nothing? What do you have to lose by experiencing and making the most out of the life you've been given, and make sure that your children and grandchildren will be able to go where you've always wanted them to be?
I have no intention of ever having children. When I'm dead, that's it. No legacy for me.

...That sounded really selfish in context.
Holy shit, so many similarities.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:31:08 AM »
Imagine eating cereal with chopsticks.
There's probably hells designed with that in mind.

People still eat cereal?

Fuck yes.

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The Flood / Re: Too Much Anime
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:29:45 AM »
Ive been wanting to ask for a while, what is a weebo...or weebos?

*sips tea*
A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying.Used frequently on the image boards of 4chan.

Most weaboos are uneducated about their obsession of choice and are often noobs who are overly zealous, trying to impress others with their otaku knowledge. Another trait of a weaboo is their desire to "be Japanese".

Urban dictionary has a good definition.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:27:39 AM »
Imagine eating cereal with chopsticks.
There's probably hells designed with that in mind.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:25:10 AM »
I don't know... from my point of view, non-existence is infinitely better than existence. There's no strife or struggle when you're dead...

I'm interested to see how I go, though. I really want to fuck with people when I get close. Y'know, if I live to be 100 or something, I'll just make up some excuse why. Like, claim I ate a pine cone everyday, just to fuck with people.
That's part of my internal struggle in a sense. I've gotten used to thinking about death as beneficial release and it's making it difficult to do the things I want despite me having clues as how to progress.

I'd say I shoved the pinecone up my ass. That should result in some butthurt.

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The Flood / Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:20:21 AM »
Between a passionate night with Jabba the Hut or being stranded in Nazi Germany as a Jew for three days, which option do you choose and which user do you take with you?

Also, Class already answered this one a while back, but
Would you rather drink all liquids with spoons, or eat all foods with chopsticks? 

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:10:23 AM »
Since I won't exist as a consciousness once I die, I don't worry about it, because I won't even be capable of realizing I'm dead once I am.

So, from my point of view, I'll always be alive. That's pretty much how I deal with it.
A friend of mine explained a similar viewpoint.
What scares me more than dying directly is missing out on a vast range of futuristic experiences.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:56:57 PM »
We're alive during such a boring time period. By the time something like space travel or space colonies become a thing, we'll be old at best, dead at worst.
Yeah, the things I'm actually interested in aren't going to be around for decades if not hundreds of years.
Living in an actual space age where the new frontier is our solar system or beyond just... I can't describe how beautiful that is.
 My future profession involves aging research so I can get around this issue.
And I'm making it more difficult. If I get results though... It's all worth it.

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The Flood / Do You Experience This?
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:43:26 PM »
At seemingly random moments you stop and realize one day you're not going to be around?
It's eerie as hell.

Latest one I had was when I woke up last week and just stared at my hands for a solid five minutes in pre-dawn semi-darkness.
You guys? I'm aware it's common for humans to contemplate mortality, I'm just curious how you deal with it.
Eventually I'm able to calm myself down and proceed, usually by thinking about what I'm trying to accomplish.

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The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:22:07 PM »
Me: "Huh, X is strange about the collegiate system. It doesn't seem to promote my interest in subjects or appeal to my overall goals."

Mom: "I don't know what to tell you."
And I don't blame her, seeking answers outside societal systems seems impossible.

Haven't spoken to my father in around ten years. I'd like answers before he croaks.

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The Flood / Re: Forum Chums
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:47:01 AM »
Ayy, where my weebs at?

Weeb one, standing by.

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The Flood / Re: Forum Chums
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:37:08 AM »
I don't know. . . anyone who wants to be?

I don't know who wants to be. . .
If you could go on a luxury cruise for three months in winter with any television character, who would it be?
That's a tough choice, I don't get to watch much television, but I'd probably skip the cruise for something more humble to save money with whoever they are.
The cruise is free on account of some mysterious benefactor who just so happened to give you the choice of
The Doctor (any season)
or
Jessica Rabbit.
This nameless benefactor is a total bro.

I feel like The Doctor would be more interesting even though I've never seen the show.
That he would be.
Have you seen any Studio Ghibli films?

Yes, most of them.
Shiggy diggy. Favorite character?
And also, I'd live on Laputa if given a chance. Preferably pre-movie.

I'm assuming you're using this incorrectly on purpose.
Totally. Isn't it obvious I implied gay yelps?
Spoiler
No, thanks for the heads up though >.>

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The Flood / Re: That Thing You Like
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:30:40 AM »
Big coats
French accents
Teddy bears
My brothers
My family
Coffee
Kisses
this forum
surreal art
Do you like trench coats, by any chance?
And how do feel about the Korean style of said coats?

They can look okay.
I've never seen a Korean version though

It's like this, but I'm not him.

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The Flood / Re: That Thing You Like
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:15:34 AM »
Big coats
French accents
Teddy bears
My brothers
My family
Coffee
Kisses
this forum
surreal art
Do you like trench coats, by any chance?
And how do feel about the Korean style of said coats?

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The Flood / Re: That Thing You Like
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:06:33 AM »
That no one else seems to know about (none of your friends, anyway).
Spoiler
Spoiler
Still not working but I just pulled the url outta the quote. I don't know what that is.
The first one's Tsubasa:Reservoir Chronicle
second one's xxxHolic
Tsubasa's about the exploits of that group of dimension travelers trying to regain memories for a party member.
xxxHolic is about someone who can see ghosts and meets the owner of a mysterious shop in ridding himself of his sight.
Every year I reread these during April, it's the only series I do this with.

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