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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:31:27 AM »
Epsira is like a violator anyway, the stuff he said in the stream.
The things we said in the stream, mind you.
Lewdicaa

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:28:37 AM »
I like the way this started out as Gasai's thread, and Epsira has kinda just decided it's his now.

I am become Meelo, usurper of threads.
I did say earlier I was self absorbed enough to be my own waifu.
In a way I'm doing exactly that.

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:25:12 AM »
Who wants to be my waifu?
Nuka is your waifu.

Who wants to be my waifu?


It seems I'm in need of relationship advice.
You can't run from my dreams :}

Spoiler



Spoiler
Oh lord, I just realized you'll probably be associated with Homestuck.
Sweet Jegus yes.
Repent, motherglubber.


I can withstand what ever you throw at me.
Oh no, you don't have to worry about me. You have worry about them inside my imagination.
It's even better.

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:23:45 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

Don't remind me of dreams. My current (long, long) series features a girl that I seemingly can't have. It has to stop somehow.
I suggest you start dreaming about me right away.
Seriously though, the above premise is intriguing. Does this woman exist?

Yup. It's like I'm fucking imprinted or something. And she doesn't give a shit about me.
What's so appealing about her to drive what you think is futility, do you think?
Could you rephrase that?
Yeah, that was shit phrasing if I've ever seen it.
What do you like about her to the extent of perpetuating what you think is futility (relationship-wise)?

I'm not saying it's rational, it's a problem that's around eight years old now. She has some good qualities and a lot of bad ones. I can barely approach lucid dreaming, so I'm not in charge of that either. It ebbs and flows. I live with it. If I can't have her, I hope to meet another girl that imprints me, and that'll fix the shit out of it. Until then she could claim me anytime she chooses unfortunately.
Keeping a journal helps the lucid dreaming process. If you have any programs that play light tones you can roughly calculate REM sleep cycles based off of 90 minute average human cycles and program the light tone to not necessarily wake you up, but alert your dreaming ming that you're asleep.

Have you tried analyzing the root of your conflict?
I'm just spitballing stuff I'd try. I have no idea if this works for you.

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:18:14 AM »
Who wants to be my waifu?
Nuka is your waifu.

Who wants to be my waifu?


It seems I'm in need of relationship advice.
You can't run from my dreams :}

Spoiler



Spoiler
Oh lord, I just realized you'll probably be associated with Homestuck.
Sweet Jegus yes.
Repent, motherglubber.

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:10:55 AM »

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.


Auugh!

I never asked for this!
No one asks to be Epsira'd. But by god does it happen regardless.

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:10:17 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

Don't remind me of dreams. My current (long, long) series features a girl that I seemingly can't have. It has to stop somehow.
I suggest you start dreaming about me right away.
Seriously though, the above premise is intriguing. Does this woman exist?

Yup. It's like I'm fucking imprinted or something. And she doesn't give a shit about me.
What's so appealing about her to drive what you think is futility, do you think?
Could you rephrase that?
Yeah, that was shit phrasing if I've ever seen it.
What do you like about her to the extent of perpetuating what you think is futility (relationship-wise)?

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:07:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:05:24 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

Don't remind me of dreams. My current (long, long) series features a girl that I seemingly can't have. It has to stop somehow.
I suggest you start dreaming about me right away.
Seriously though, the above premise is intriguing. Does this woman exist?

Yup. It's like I'm fucking imprinted or something. And she doesn't give a shit about me.
What's so appealing about her to drive what you think is futility, do you think?

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:03:51 AM »
I'm self absorbed enough to be my own waifu.

2745
The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:01:59 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

Don't remind me of dreams. My current (long, long) series features a girl that I seemingly can't have. It has to stop somehow.
I suggest you start dreaming about me right away.
Seriously though, the above premise is intriguing. Does this woman exist?

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The Flood / Re: Am I mythic?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:59:10 AM »
In hindsight it would have been funnier to say
"No one say ANYTHING"

If you had a faster brain brian you could have said that

I chuckled so hard, it's nice knowing references

You're god damn right it is.

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:56:21 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

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The Flood / Re: Friday Night/Afternoon Anime Stream
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:49:31 AM »
Queen's Blade
You searched that up, didn't you?
I watched it on Crackle.
Didn't we all?
I know I did.

I dropped it at ep1, same with DxD.
In all honesty it wasn't good.
I did watch it through for some *cough* reason.

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The Flood / Re: literary quotes
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:46:18 AM »
"And I knew that it was better to live out one's own absurdity than to die for that of others,
whether for Ras's or Jack's."

-Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man

I live by this quote.

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The Flood / Re: Am I mythic?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:33:17 AM »
In hindsight it would have been funnier to say
"No one say ANYTHING"

If you had a faster brain brian you could have said that


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The Flood / Re: Am I mythic?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:28:49 AM »
In hindsight it would have been funnier to say
"No one say ANYTHING"

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The Flood / Re: Characters/People who you identify with?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:19:39 AM »


even in my wildest fantasies im still a useless, no-poontang-getting sperglord
Also, you never answered my post in the Valentine's day thread.
I'm serious about doing something with you on that day.
Infucking4innuendo

oh

well, i dunno what we could do

do you have any ideas
Stream of something?
Private chat?
Both?
Something like that.

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The Flood / Re: Am I mythic?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:15:25 AM »


This thread is now about Commander Shepard. Discuss.
Report back to the ship.

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The Flood / Re: Characters/People who you identify with?
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:13:43 AM »


even in my wildest fantasies im still a useless, no-poontang-getting sperglord
Also, you never answered my post in the Valentine's day thread.
I'm serious about doing something with you on that day.
Inbfucking4innuendo

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Gaming / Re: So I played Metroid Prime Trilogy
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:57:59 AM »
I honestly thought Metroid Prime 3 had the best use of the Wii controls.
>tfw you played one and two, then couldn't play three because wii
I bought an xbox instead.

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 Waifus
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:54:44 AM »
Spoiler
It's a shame that some people who should exist don't.

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The Flood / Re: Am I mythic?
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:50:55 AM »
Yes

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The Flood / Re: Most noteworthy members here?
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:48:55 AM »
You
Verbatim
Elegiac
Meta
Psyduck
Edit: Oh, Bnet? Add Camnator, Beatle, and 0___________0

Lol, double post.

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