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« on: April 06, 2015, 02:40:49 PM »
I have an office that is also known as my rape dungeon.
Is there a lever then?
If you call a light switch a lever.
I mean like a device used to change the scenery for the deed?
...
That's still the light switch, isn't it?
2342
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:33:18 PM »
2343
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:31:22 PM »
that's as high as I ever got on b.old before a ban or two set me back to regular :/
That community must have been tighter than a nun's anus.
On Sunday.
It could be <.<
The first bannu I got was for a fair enough thing really, I'd accidentally told someone to do something that would have resulted in them... well... dying <_<
It was meant as a joke to do with Family guy and a clockwork orange buuuuuut anyway I got bant.
The second one was also fair enough in hindsight but at the time I was rather annoyed by it. Long story short is that having the only source of news in your life being the Daily Mail tends to lead you to some mistaken assumptions and prejudices >.>
The third one I'm still salty about 3 years later <_<
The flood was being shitted up by spammers and I asked a mod for help in the community forum and I got banned for 'contributing to a forum disruption' so TrueUnderdoge can kiss my arse for that.
It was a lot stricter than here though, by bloody miles. You could just say something slightly wrong and BAM 14 day ban. Here you can get away with murder as long as it's in the name of allah that is, but B.net was pretty totalitarian for a while.
I can already visualize the memoir in my clammy palms, the Memoirs of the Clinically Oppressed. Is that a Pulitzer prize I also see?
2344
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:28:06 PM »
I did some 'clubhouse' type shit as a kid but it was mostly outside around the neighborhood or in the woods.
I've always wanted to live in an actual treehouse or a woods cabin.
It's easier to hide bodies out there.
My old neighborhood used to have an abandoned dairy farm in the woods that peeps would go to and fuck around at. Some used it for paintball, until they tore it down and built a nursing home there.
I would definitely like paintballing on an abandoned dairy farm, and shoot anyone doing the coitus. It would be good target practice. You could even Solid Snake it up if they come after you. That just sounds like good fun.
It just occurred to me that a nursing home would be a good place to hide bodies, if any of the tenants find out, you can "take care of them" and cover it under the pretense of heart attack.
I'm definitely using this later.
2345
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:19:20 PM »
Me: "Hey, the answer's probably this because [insert logical, reasonable assessment]"
Partner: "...Yeah, I'm just not sure"
2346
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:12:02 PM »
I did some 'clubhouse' type shit as a kid but it was mostly outside around the neighborhood or in the woods.
I've always wanted to live in an actual treehouse or a woods cabin.
It's easier to hide bodies out there.
2347
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:00:25 PM »
2348
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:57:30 PM »
take a bunk bed like this
one side would be against the wall and then I'd place a blanket over the side. i would pretend it was a shop
What did you sell?
2349
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:55:00 PM »
Do you think that a sound that meant 'friend' was first screamed in pain?
Maybe if someone made friends with a Rancor.
Or Ted Bundy.
2350
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:32:57 PM »
Have you ever dealt with it irl? Online it's cool but when it's random person irl, it'll piss me off. I try to just ignore it though, reacting with violence is what they want.
I suggest killing them. No one wants to die.
I'll need an accomplice, care to join?
 We'll be like this game, but good.
Damn good.
2351
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:28:44 PM »
Playing a real game of Russian Roulette. It was the easily the most scared I've ever been, but it was also extremely exciting. I really want to try skydiving once I save up some decent spending money.
This is one story we should all hear about.
2352
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:25:55 PM »
Not a conventional answer, but cheating on one of my former girlfriends. The planning, the lying, doing things you're not supposed to be doing..
Quite exciting.
That said, it's a terrible thing to do to someone.
For some reason I imagine it's like being a James Bond villain, but sexier.
And more guilty afterwards.
2353
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:17:41 PM »
I have an office that is also known as my rape dungeon.
Is there a lever then?
2354
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:59:36 PM »
 What were your favorite places to hide or build "secret bases" as a kid?
There was a football toy chest I hid in once to avoid my father. Didn't work 
My friend also had a bed with a tunnel and we'd sometimes set up a tv in it and watch Spongebob or play battlefront 2. Damn those were good times.
At the end of each school year I used to make forts under the dining room table, filled with books and drawings and small-scale furniture.
The last fort I made was in Freshman year of high school where I nailed blankets into our walls and made a massive tent for finals studying and friend sleepovers. It was a great way to start an awesome summer.
Nostalgia hits like a truck.
2355
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:45:22 PM »
that's as high as I ever got on b.old before a ban or two set me back to regular :/
That community must have been tighter than a nun's anus.
On Sunday.
It was. It used to be a dictatorship.
I'm glad Führer King Cheat is on our side.
2356
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:38:16 PM »
that's as high as I ever got on b.old before a ban or two set me back to regular :/
That community must have been tighter than a nun's anus.
On Sunday.
2357
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:36:38 PM »
This is how they get you.
2358
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:34:53 PM »
wow, lol
I don't ask my friends here to do anything for me, but would it hurt you guys to stick up for me occasionally?
It, in fact, would not.
How can you people advocate fox suicide when they're so adorable?
That's just wrong.
2359
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:31:43 PM »
I'll give you an "ass salt" rifle.
It's like I'm twelve again.
2360
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:27:10 PM »
If I went to sleep now a passerby would draw dicks on my face.
2361
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:25:56 PM »
You can't be a lady killer without liking the Jet.
...
Sokka
Batch holds it against Sokka that he is "brown". What's wrong with him; y'know, except for the fact that he ends his replies with "sips tea"?
Hating on Sokka is a crime against sarcasm everywhere and must be punished. But tea is delicious... Hmmm...
2362
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:20:32 PM »
Have you ever dealt with it irl? Online it's cool but when it's random person irl, it'll piss me off. I try to just ignore it though, reacting with violence is what they want.
I suggest killing them. No one wants to die.
2363
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:16:45 PM »
If you're hungry for the cat, get out your rat.
2364
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:13:09 PM »
Can't beat the Dragon of the West.
This is still one of the saddest things I've ever seen in a "kids" show.
2365
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:07:33 PM »
Jim, just fuck your mom already.
And don't forget the video.
2366
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:05:40 PM »
Never wear jeans to a strip club.
2367
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:02:07 PM »
You can't be a lady killer without liking the Jet.
...
Sokka
2368
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:58:18 AM »
No, but it's okay to let it congeal on your carpet.
No one comes over anyway, right?
2369
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:36:30 AM »
We'll be seduced by it's smooth features and sexual smell as soon as we see it.
I'm moderately enjoying where this is going.
Are you? How's life?
Terrible.
I hope that monster starts rampaging or reproducing soon.
2370
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:30:33 AM »
What do you mean? I saw him earlier today.
I didn't realize this was you until just now. Make your text Orange again so I know when you change your name!
Shhhhhhh... I have paper over my face. You can't see me.
And pretend my user ID doesn't say Epsira.
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