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2311
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:28:32 PM »
What would you do?
2312
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:27:11 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.
2313
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:25:11 PM »
2314
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:53:53 PM »
Mother on your mind?
Two words.
Seduce. Her.
That's probably not a good idea
besides I wanna have sex with Vera Farmiga
Why not?
And if you've got an interest in Farmiga make a game plan. That's how coach yourself to cooch.
2315
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:52:29 PM »
Depends. What will be your first act in office?
What are your stances on current issues?
Sell yourself to me.
2316
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:50:24 PM »
Mother on your mind?
Two words.
Seduce. Her.
2317
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:21:58 PM »
>tfw you were never on b.old
2318
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:17:59 PM »
preparing for dank souls I see
Obligatory.
2319
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:15:23 PM »
she makes fetish videos like this i guess
reminds me of those creepy-ass ASMR videos
I get this mixture of tingling and tickling sensation when watching those videos, probably cause it feels like someone is whispering into my ear.
Yu... It's difficult to contain myself when you're so suggestive.
Should I watch it?
Its not my fault I get those feels, I don't know, maybe? Its weird.
My brand weird?
It's not my fault if I write out erotic scenarios with weird metaphors in response to your feels.
It's like second nature.
2320
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:07:35 PM »
she makes fetish videos like this i guess
reminds me of those creepy-ass ASMR videos
I get this mixture of tingling and tickling sensation when watching those videos, probably cause it feels like someone is whispering into my ear.
Yu... It's difficult to contain myself when you're so suggestive.
Should I watch it?
2321
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:02:39 PM »
 I fall over and willingly give myself concussions.
That's how hard I trip on these magic mushrooms.
2322
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:59:58 PM »
I never get excited for anything anymore!
2323
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:57:38 PM »
It's baffling how many people can't follow simple instructions.
This is why we can't have nice threads.
2324
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:56:04 PM »
I hear she'll put out for anyone with cash.
MVP... To the whole team.
2325
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:54:13 PM »
ODST commercial for Sgt. Johnson
Brock Lesnar F5'ing a shark
Shamwow
That shamwow guy is a charismatic stallion.
w/ a wonky eye
Spoiler Like the horse from family guy.
2326
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:51:47 PM »
Now imagine if that linked to this.
2327
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:48:32 PM »
You guys are all late to this field of research. I've already turned my basement into a lab and successfully created my own personal tentacle monster. We have a... Symbiotic relationship.
Fascinating... Perhaps you would share your findings with a curious scholar?
2328
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:48 PM »
This thread disturbs my semantic integrity.
2329
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:43:36 PM »
How's it hangin?
2330
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:28:53 PM »
He's definitely Not Comms Officer.
2331
« on: April 06, 2015, 04:00:33 PM »
pizza is an okay food, nothing to get a boner over
Indeed.
Pizza's that food your parents bought when everything else was too inconvenient.
Everytime I see your username I think of Rek'Sai.
If I played league he'd be one of my main champs. Along with Ezreal.
she'd*
 Even better.
2332
« on: April 06, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »
ODST commercial for Sgt. Johnson
Brock Lesnar F5'ing a shark
Shamwow
That shamwow guy is a charismatic stallion.
2333
« on: April 06, 2015, 03:07:53 PM »
pizza is an okay food, nothing to get a boner over
Indeed.
Pizza's that food your parents bought when everything else was too inconvenient.
Everytime I see your username I think of Rek'Sai.
If I played league he'd be one of my main champs. Along with Ezreal.
2334
« on: April 06, 2015, 03:06:14 PM »
I have an office that is also known as my rape dungeon.
Is there a lever then?
If you call a light switch a lever.
I mean like a device used to change the scenery for the deed?
...
That's still the light switch, isn't it?
I am lying. I forced him to play Tales From Borderlands.
Oh dear god, why?
That's even worse.
It's a good game you shit.
That game a shit.
I'm not fond of Borderlands.
Imagine Borderlands with a story that's easier to follow.
If they reduced cross map objectives and backtracking that would be great.
I still have issues with the loot drops because so many items are crap and it begins to feel like a chore scouring a corpsefield and opening chests to only find things that don't even sell well. It also doesn't help that I'm tired of fps'. Borderlands has a leg up because of the abilities, but I'm still tired of primarily gunning things.
2335
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:56:43 PM »
pizza is an okay food, nothing to get a boner over
Indeed.
Pizza's that food your parents bought when everything else was too inconvenient.
2336
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:54:55 PM »
just force yourself on her.
How many times do I have to tell you that you do not force yourself on your loving mommy
Seduce her?
2337
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:54:03 PM »
I have an office that is also known as my rape dungeon.
Is there a lever then?
If you call a light switch a lever.
I mean like a device used to change the scenery for the deed?
...
That's still the light switch, isn't it?
I am lying. I forced him to play Tales From Borderlands.
Oh dear god, why?
That's even worse.
It's a good game you shit.
That game a shit.
I'm not fond of Borderlands.
2338
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:51:32 PM »
I have an office that is also known as my rape dungeon.
Is there a lever then?
If you call a light switch a lever.
I mean like a device used to change the scenery for the deed?
...
That's still the light switch, isn't it?
I am lying. I forced him to play Tales From Borderlands.
Oh dear god, why?
That's even worse.
2339
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:50:00 PM »
Remind me why we have him here again?
What did I do?
Don't mind Tru, he's a tsundere.
It means he likes you.
2340
« on: April 06, 2015, 02:45:08 PM »
How much cum do you think we can wash away down our sinks and toilets before some sort of Super Mutant evolves and kills us all?
 Until something like this congeals?
We'll need to throw in a couple nukes for good measure.
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