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The Flood / Re: Some more user statistical stuff relating to Sep7agon.
« on: April 07, 2015, 02:05:38 AM »
Interesting. What percent would you expect for long-lived offsite groups?
Member retention is something important to consider additionally, I think.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Seers
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:58:10 AM »
Sep7agon dies within a few years with no new members joining and veteran members slowly but surely leaving.
Would they go back to B.net?

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The Flood / Sep7agon Seers
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:51:36 AM »
Let's make predictions about the direction or future actions of this site and its members.
This way we can weed out the seers and burn them like the witches they certainly are.

My first prediction:
Private groups, if introduced in lieu of anarchy, will lead to more localized instances of member conflict. The grudges will be longer lived, and Anarchy shall be reinstated to keep these belligerent members from clogging forum space or harassing the mods with forum drama.

Your turn ^_^

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The Flood / Re: Psychoanalysis Time!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:44:19 AM »
This almost reminds me of a sitcom,
"Dr. Freud, and Friends," on Fox.

2285
The Flood / Re: Oi!!!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:31:17 AM »
Well that's rather violent. Something on your mind?
USE QUOTES YOU FUCKING HIPPIE
But it's only us in this thread...
What's up?

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The Flood / Re: Oi!!!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:24:46 AM »
Well that's rather violent. Something on your mind?

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The Flood / Re: Oi!!!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:20:38 AM »
K-king of the lesbians?
Something seems amiss with that proclamation.

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The Flood / Re: Oi!!!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:16:35 AM »
I rather like the greeting, "Oi."

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:36:34 AM »
When aren't you aroused, though?
When I'm trying to post.
You're definitely ambifaptrous enough to pull it off (no pun intended).

Good ol' lefty needs to type as well.
Oh... I get it. Sangheili have long necks for a reason.
Now that's just an unfair racial advantage.

It assists me when I lower to your standards. I was always told to "say it" at his or her face.
Instead of the air above our heads?
But my hair relishes the conversation.

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:24:02 AM »
When aren't you aroused, though?
When I'm trying to post.
You're definitely ambifaptrous enough to pull it off (no pun intended).

Good ol' lefty needs to type as well.
Oh... I get it. Sangheili have long necks for a reason.
Now that's just an unfair racial advantage.

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:17:10 AM »
When aren't you aroused, though?
When I'm trying to post.
You're definitely ambifaptrous enough to pull it off (no pun intended).

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The Flood / Re: #COMMSFORMODERATOR2015
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:12:16 AM »
Sorry, but Tru is already slated as the next mod.
I thought you had to be at least ten to be a moderator...

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The Flood / Re: Are You People Trying To Arouse Me?
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:08:53 AM »
When aren't you aroused, though?

2294
Pretend to act batshit insane, get locked up in the cozy room and wait out the coming apocalyspe
But I won't become a prominent figure for at least another fifteen years.

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The Flood / Re: JAPANESE BUG FIGHTS
« on: April 06, 2015, 11:10:28 PM »
This is inhumane and barbarous!
MODS! MODS! MODS! MODS! MODS! MODS!

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Mu phone, laptop, and Smash Bros. is all I need
Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.
:'(
Nah he never said that in the OP so it's irrelevant.
I am the arbitrator of relevancy in this role play thread.

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I dunno. My father has been in a hospital for a week now, and will be there even longer.
Why's he in?

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:48:29 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?
Cthulhu probably, but the devil is a likely suspect.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:44:51 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).

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I'll sleep. I can sleep for 72 hours, done it before.

You are not wearing a straightjacket, however, you're allocated to a room and must stay within the Hospital for 72 hours.
Your room is a 3x3 meter space with a bed and a trolley.
You're told you'll be "evaluated" in the morning.

You are within a standard medical hospital.

The longest I've slept is around 16 hours. Was the sleep intermittent with waking periods?

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The Flood / Re: Angry Birds
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:16:08 PM »
This is a game where, to get three eggs back, birds divebomb pigs with their entire species.
What even?

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:11:32 PM »
Mother on your mind?


I want to play this game at some point.
I should get an emulator...

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:48:33 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

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What kind of hospital? Am I wearing a straitjacket?
You are not wearing a straightjacket, however, you're allocated to a room and must stay within the Hospital for 72 hours.
Your room is a 3x3 meter space with a bed and a trolley.
You're told you'll be "evaluated" in the morning.

You are within a standard medical hospital.

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Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.
Well fuck.
uhhhhhh
Do they have TV?
There is no tv.

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Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:39:04 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

2308
Like in a bed?
You have the autonomy to free-roam around the halls until bed time.

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Use the heart beat monitor as a metronome to spit sick rhymes with until everyone's so annoyed that they either give me a wicked sedative or discharge me early.
Brilliant.

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The Flood / Re: #COMMSFORMODERATOR2015
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:34:03 PM »
Depends. What will be your first act in office?
Ban all of the other moderators, and then destroy the forum over a period of months.


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What are your stances on current issues?
Sell yourself to me.[/color]
I support ad-Dawlah al-Islāmiyah fīl-ʿIrāq wash-Shām.
What would you do (hypothetically) about Cheat, Isara and LC?

I have no interest in your foreign cereal box idols.


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