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« on: June 07, 2015, 10:30:02 PM »
Let's do this.
I think your funny but can't really put my finger on something specific. I know you as the user who posts in orange text
Oh. I wasn't expecting funny.
Yup. I'm that guy who posts with estus ink.
2132
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:23:52 PM »
Dayum... When's Micheal Bay shitting this one out?
2133
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:19:08 PM »
Let's do this.
2134
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:10:19 PM »
Operation: Counter Penetration... COMMENCE!
2135
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:02:33 PM »
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
I'm no weeb.
Don't worry oknee-chin, your secret's safe with me. It's all diejoeboob.
Oh my, a fan of the rare and underground spoderman manga. I myself prefer the subbed anime, but different reads for different weebs right?
And I assume you saw through my ruse of posting butchered Japanese. You always have to be careful with strangers, they might be 3dpd cretins posing as anime mustard rice deliciousness. But that elaborate facepalm showed me your genuine enthusiasm.
Welcome to the club, Korra-chan.
2136
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:52:48 PM »
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
I'm no weeb.
Don't worry oknee-chin, your secret's safe with me. It's all diejoeboob.
2137
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM »
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
2138
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:34:58 PM »
stop
mad cus hasn't killed themselves yet
 Oh, the memories...
2139
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:32:15 PM »
but the culture around it is pretty annoying. It reminds me of kids in grade school "smoking" candy cigarettes.
Or making Green Day a fetish.
2140
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:25:59 PM »
Hey I live in dorms :/
I used to, and there was a guy who raped two girls in one weekend. I don't know what happened to him.
Also, how's that community bathroom treating you?
I have my own bathroom for me and my suite mates. My dorms are sets of 2 rooms w/ a living room and bathroom in between
You... Lucky...
I kid you not, I found shit in the sinks and on the ceiling. People would "mountaintop" constantly, I heard of jizzle in the showers. It was a communal arrangement where there were two bathrooms per floor.
2141
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:19:28 PM »
Hey I live in dorms :/
I used to, and there was a guy who raped two girls in one weekend. I don't know what happened to him.
Also, how's that community bathroom treating you?
2142
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:14:45 PM »
Sounds hot as fuck.
Did you join them "The Room" Style?
That was an awful movie.
2143
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:08:32 PM »
2144
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:59:54 PM »
Man people in that world fucking suck
Yes, yes they do. Westeros is one of the only fantasy lands I don't want to live in.
2145
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:49:26 PM »
I would be remembered as the guy with the swaggiest of magic shades.
And my epitaph is just a general statement.
5/10 I think, would rise from grave to fix.
2146
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:43:24 PM »
All aboard the parody train! First stop: Original content!
2147
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:39:50 PM »
Jon Snow solos both
2148
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:37:37 PM »
2149
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:36:26 PM »
I always thought they were smoking weed...
2150
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:32:49 PM »
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Wait a minute... That's a Bilbo quote.
You sly bastard.
2151
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:27:14 PM »
At least Rek'Sai looks better than my ex wife.
Which I've never had.
2152
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:25:34 PM »
Let's do this.
2153
« on: June 07, 2015, 08:23:47 PM »
Well you'd be wrong in thinking that, you piece of shit. What makes you think that? You're so full of yourself.
I think that because they're so eager to prove that they don't care that they trip over themselves saying it.
Yeah, I realized that after reading Cam's reply.
I'm so happy she isn't here.
2154
« on: June 07, 2015, 03:46:14 PM »
My sister and her boyfriend live in different states. I'm still living with my family because dorms are full of disgusting, dithering fuckwhistles (mostly) and moreover, it's summer.
So he came to visit her today and they just got home.
The problem is, I wanted to leave before this happened.
I'm not interested in meeting other people (mostly), so I took refuge in my closet to avoid the inevitable introductions. Because no one was in my room, she must have assumed they were alone.
I also know my sister hasn't had sex in years (this is information I've overheard), so I knew what was coming (mind the fucking pun)
There are hyena squeals in my fucking house, and the walls are paper thin.
Now I have to sneak out of the house without them knowing, or they'll be fully aware that I overheard this disgusting, horrible ordeal.
Dammit.
It would be nice reading worse experiences, guys.
2155
« on: June 07, 2015, 03:14:14 PM »
you've managed to exist up to this point in time, congrats on that I guess
I feel like you bring fresh ingredients to the table.
I think Sep7 is more like a chopping board. A horny chopping board.
Sure, Sep7a is a chopping board, but we, the users are the ingredients.
I mean yeah I get the metaphor, I just think we all have more layers than that... like onions. Onions have layers.
Does the amount of layers do anything? Tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, cucumbers all have layers, but in this case it matters. There is a significant difference in these few layers, than there is in the onion layers.
I was alluding to the fact that onions also make you cry, and you can peel back these layers by hand, they're coarse layers, not finely interwoven meshes. I think they much better represent the user base. They're also annoying to get that first skin layer off, just like trying to penetrate the flaky exterior of nonchalantness permeating the pile.
It took some time to realize what it truly means to be an onion, and I can kind of see how it fits in with everyone.
Shrek has profound existential commentary.
2156
« on: June 07, 2015, 03:06:17 PM »
you've managed to exist up to this point in time, congrats on that I guess
I feel like you bring fresh ingredients to the table.
I think Sep7 is more like a chopping board. A horny chopping board.
Sure, Sep7a is a chopping board, but we, the users are the ingredients.
I mean yeah I get the metaphor, I just think we all have more layers than that... like onions. Onions have layers.
Does the amount of layers do anything? Tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, cucumbers all have layers, but in this case it matters. There is a significant difference in these few layers, than there is in the onion layers.
I was alluding to the fact that onions also make you cry, and you can peel back these layers by hand, they're coarse layers, not finely interwoven meshes. I think they much better represent the user base. They're also annoying to get that first skin layer off, just like trying to penetrate the flaky exterior of nonchalantness permeating the pile.
2157
« on: June 07, 2015, 03:02:01 PM »
Gilgamesh is the golden douche we all wish we could be.
I lose.
But so does everyone else.
2158
« on: June 07, 2015, 02:59:28 PM »
This thread is going swimmingly, I sea.
ねこ has Jontron gifs, which is to say he's a tasteful gentleman.
And by the way, it isn't "pillow fucking" it's "stuffing."
But you're fucking the anime pillow not stuff....ooh <.<
Like my gram says,
"There's more than one way to stuff a pillow"
2159
« on: June 07, 2015, 02:58:26 PM »
you've managed to exist up to this point in time, congrats on that I guess
I feel like you bring fresh ingredients to the table.
I think Sep7 is more like a chopping board. A horny chopping board.
Sure, Sep7a is a chopping board, but we, the users are the ingredients.
I mean yeah I get the metaphor, I just think we all have more layers than that... like onions. Onions have layers.
2160
« on: June 07, 2015, 02:54:45 PM »
you've managed to exist up to this point in time, congrats on that I guess
I feel like you bring fresh ingredients to the table.
I think Sep7 is more like a chopping board. A horny chopping board.
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