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1531
« on: August 07, 2015, 05:24:56 PM »
In middle school my high-school group of friends and I dicked around at a local mall and made a tradition of asking girls out like the little sprouting dickweeds we were.
We went to Target once and I decided to ask out a very attractive girl because I was that guy and I liked making an ass of myself for laughs, so I approached her and her two friends walking in the store with a casual,
"Hey, I'm Epsira, wanna go out sometime?" I shook her hand and I must have had the hands of cupid, because she said yes.
I then mentioned the dare, which was apparently the wrong thing to do (though I only saw why in hindsight) because I received a slap alongside a "Never speak to me again."
My friends didn't stop laughing about that for the rest of that week.
I have the fastest dating record of everyone I know at 30 seconds.
1532
« on: August 07, 2015, 05:06:14 PM »
Nah. there's just something really off with her face, bro.
Not masculine enough for you, hmmmmm?
No, she was too mature.
1533
« on: August 07, 2015, 04:49:20 PM »
I want attention
fuck off
This isn't you.
I'll take that as a compliment
dude you look good, you must have a shit personality irl if you're still a virgin. Like I'd bet you could get girls simply off your looks
I just don't have a social life
same
Trips.
1534
« on: August 07, 2015, 04:32:33 PM »
Theres only two people that I actually want to see, and both hide their faces like Jews hide their money.
multiple pictures that you can find scattered across the web.
This demoted things from pandering to creepy.
1535
« on: August 07, 2015, 04:13:21 PM »
I want attention
Oh, just the thread I was looking for, thanks Jim.
You look good, dude.
1536
« on: August 07, 2015, 03:07:25 PM »
Withhold the urge to post weeb shit guys, I have a plan.
What? is this a fun post, or are you actually going to do something?
That depends if people want to actually hear me out.
I'll hear you out if you help me with something as well.
Gootsby keeps ignoring me and I need you to get him to talk to me.
Deal. I'll PM you details after I make breakfast.
1537
« on: August 07, 2015, 03:04:04 PM »
Withhold the urge to post weeb shit guys, I have a plan.
What? is this a fun post, or are you actually going to do something?
That depends if people want to actually hear me out.
1538
« on: August 07, 2015, 03:03:04 PM »
>tfw haven't aten a microwave burrito in half a decade
1539
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:59:10 PM »
Withhold the urge to post weeb shit guys, I have a plan.
1540
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:55:26 PM »
Kimmy.
Kimmy?
Kim Plausible.
1541
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:53:54 PM »
Now tell us the one about granny fiddling a nightmare.
1542
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:52:48 PM »
This is the real reason he filmed it in front of a green screen.
1544
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:42:53 PM »
I want a new hobby so I can meet loose women in their 30s to 50s willing to get down and dirty with a naive and sexually frustrated shut-in. So you want to be a milf pick-up artist?But no really I'm just bored. I don't really like video games anymore I've seen you around the clubhouse.This might be a horrible place to ask because I know you're all megaturbonerds who still play video games, but do you guys have any interesting ideas for hobbies? I've looked into woodworking and making my own clothes specifically, but I am looking for other options too. I would get into hiking if I didn't live in California.
Depends on what you mean by interesting.
Have you thought about sculpture? Casper knows about that if you catch him (or did already in the thread, I didn't read it).
1545
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:36:54 PM »
So are you saying all of those people are shit tier, or are they laughing at everything else because they're not shit tier?
I slept through breakfast a long time ago. Cat lethargy spreads like a virus, I swear.
1546
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:32:01 PM »
Cheat is both stunningly dashing, and cute.
Too bad he's got that whole asexual thing going, otherwise you could probably ask him out
without emulating a kamikaze fighter plane veering towards a US destroyer in the pacific.
OTT: I do this by user mannerisms/avatar. Isara or SlayingGold. Tough pick.
1547
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:24:45 PM »
More shit than a septic tank.
1548
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:30:03 AM »
do you think this is a motherfucking game?
Every time I read this out loud and look into those eyes I lose it.
They're like the gates to doggie hell.
1549
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:21:01 AM »
You can do your own too.
I like it how if I post any video or long post Rick always looks at it like,
"Seriously?"
I also now read all of my posts in Rick's voice.
1550
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:26:54 AM »
A halloween costume. But I'm not sure what, yet.
Though DIY is kinda redundant since I'm a sculpture major.
I've always wanted to make my own custom spartan cosplay armor or be like Jack Skellington (pumpkin king) but with flamethrowers attached to my wrists.
I might be settling for an abomination this year and running around campus scaring people.
It's one of my favorite hobbies.
I wore this, and no one really seemed to care lol
They don't care until they're walking alone at night and they hear a keening noise somewhere between a nazgul screech and a hyperactive pig.
Setting is everything.
1551
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:20:54 AM »
A robot
 Fuck yes.
1552
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:07:56 AM »
50 questions down. 750 to go.
1553
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:06:37 AM »
A halloween costume. But I'm not sure what, yet.
Though DIY is kinda redundant since I'm a sculpture major.
I've always wanted to make my own custom spartan cosplay armor or be like Jack Skellington (pumpkin king) but with flamethrowers attached to my wrists.
I might be settling for an abomination this year and running around campus scaring people.
It's one of my favorite hobbies.
1554
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:00:33 AM »
I'll combine a sword with a dildo. It will be the weapon of ass destruction.
1555
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:54:07 AM »
This laser gunThen I'd like to make that compatible with this
1556
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:35:20 AM »
Holy shit, yes.
Are you going to answer all of these, OP?
1557
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:14:33 AM »
I thought of myself again..
I approve.
1558
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:04:57 AM »
Are you gunna teach me how to swim?
If we do this, we do it my way, no floaties, no warm-ups, no crying.
You're going to breathe water by the time I'm done with you.
You'll be like a real Micheal Phelps.
1559
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:02:51 AM »
That avatar is cute af
GET OUT
NO. YOU HAVE TO STAY.
YOUR AVATAR IS CUTE AF.
1560
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:51:59 PM »
So this is what I come back to.
Poor OP
My first catfight on Sep7. Whaddya think?
3/10, not enough anger.
Kind of hard when you're the only one putting in effort.do you take me for someone who doesn't enjoy a good dick-jousting?
But this isn't a good dick-jousting. They fall half-way on their stiffies. It's worse than when your coworkers sneak up behind you at work when you have a boner. /color]
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