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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:16:57 PM »
buncha babies

This is just a wonderful picture.

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The Flood / Re: Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:14:00 PM »
Oh ya I wasn't even a little kid but as a young teen The Grudge made me fucking paranoid for weeks.
Those Japanese horror flicks will fuck you up.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:09:49 PM »

#neverforget
But you assholes did.

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The Flood / Re: Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:00:30 PM »
Wait is this in regards to movies or irl shit?
Either, and in some cases, both

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:59:14 PM »
Kiyo is a man, lol.
What is this meme?
Kiyo
Has
A
Floppy
Worm
Dick
In
Stark
Contarst
Of
His
Gigantic
Jewish
Nose
KHAFWDISCOHGJN?
What the fuck kind of acronym is that? Sep7 users don't have a gnat's chance in a virgin sphincter for remembering this

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Woah, slow mo booty jiggle is way less flattering than you'd expect.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:50:06 PM »

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The Flood / Childhood Abominations That Scared/Traumatized You
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:48:15 PM »
Gollum from LoTR was literal nightmare fuel, especially this rendition of him.
YouTube

This movie, while being generally creepy and unsettling, had this scene with that hairy arachnid bastard and an owl from the Exorcist. Perfect.
YouTube


In second grade one of the teachers had the bright idea to expose us to this "kids" book for our reading curriculum. They received dozens of parent complaints. I still hear that scratchy voice in my head on solitary nights years later.


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The Flood / Re: Good news
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:25:27 PM »
find ways to occupy my mind.
Do this one, it's more rewarding.
Really? Do you speak from experience?
Do you need Watson to help you with that one, Sherlock?
Quote
You could say "do this one because it's better", but to say that it's more rewarding? Come on now.
Is there an actual problem with this, or are you just making unnecessary statements?

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The Flood / Re: Good news
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:17:56 PM »
find ways to occupy my mind.
Do this one, it's more rewarding.

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The Flood / Re: Good news
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:16:53 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 actually looks fun
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:03:10 PM »
Plot twist: 343 gave up-mid story writing and just made the game an ecchi Harrem staring Laskey.
Things start getting really spicy in the Palmer route
By the way, spoiler alert, but he's grabbing more than he originally bargained for on Palmer.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:53:18 PM »
Kinder imploded. Bacon McMuffin got him
Jesu that sounds delicious.
Don't eat meat you Jesu
Yeah, over my photosynthesizing chloroplasts.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:49:38 PM »
after many long years of dealing with his asexuality mental illness cheat killed himself rip cheat
Right after he gave us all mod powers for 10 minutes.
What a way to go.

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:45:49 PM »
Assassin 11D7 is gone.
Wait, when did this happen?

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The Flood / Re: I need a recap
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:42:31 PM »
Kinder imploded. Bacon McMuffin got him
Jesu that sounds delicious.

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itt people who have shit taste in tv shows
Spoiler


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The Flood / Re: i hear my neighbor playing basketball with his son
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:34:23 PM »
i feel bad for the kid if anything, my dad was kinda like that
So was mine.
I just have an aversion for dads, especially the ones that referee kids games and insult them.
Those guys need to fuck themselves... and no one else.

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The Flood / Re: i hear my neighbor playing basketball with his son
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:28:47 PM »
i feel like i should do something
Go outside and hang out somewhere they can see you.
If it persists, ask if you can join in and be a better dad.
It wouldn't be hard.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are fucking pathetic; you never deliver
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:23:32 PM »
I delivered to your mom last night.
She liked the package, btw.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are fucking pathetic; you never deliver
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:11:48 PM »
Says the OP.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:06:28 PM »
Those'll all be going straight into the porn folder.
Do you put porn in the regular folders then?
That would certainly confuse people.


I've designed my computer files to act as a maze to any foreigners who would ever go snooping around in it should they steal it or something.

The "private" financial information and bills folder leads to porn.
The funny thing is I'd probably look here first.

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The Flood / Re: I stepped on a fuck'n Wasp. AMA me anything
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:00:44 PM »
here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.
- Redacted -  (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)


OT: Is the wasp ok?

I didn't know I wrote copypastas.
You don't write the copypastas, you're the og, you're the source.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a 'would you rather' question
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:39:55 PM »
Popular shit meme which makes me famous.

Congratulations, you own Sbahj

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a 'would you rather' question
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:32:58 PM »
Hit me with your best shot.
Would you rather time travel to the 1950's, or die 40 years earlier than expected in current times?
Oh shit.
There would be no way of doing what I need to currently if I go back, but if you shear off 40 years I essentially have less than 20 years to do what I need to.
If this choice was given I might just off myself, but in the context of the question I'd choose the latter.
Tough pick, OP.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:30:03 PM »
Those'll all be going straight into the porn folder.
Do you put porn in the regular folders then?
That would certainly confuse people.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a 'would you rather' question
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:24:54 PM »
Hit me with your best shot.

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The Flood / Re: What's the Worst Film You've Seen?
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:11:20 PM »
TPM is a disabled child presenting you with a sculpture made of shit, whereas AoTC is a dimwitted whore who thinks that if she wears your dead wife's favorite perfume and clothing, you won't be able to tell the difference.

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:06:15 PM »
Majora's Mask

Spoiler

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I need a new wallpaper...
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:52:40 PM »
What kind of stuff do you like?

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