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Serious / Re: I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:15:24 PM »
I don't really think these types of threads belong on the Serious board.
Threads discussing suicide and PTSD aren't discussing serious topics?

You do realize that there are other serious topics than economics and politics, right?
I don't want to insult anybody, but there's a difference between talking about mental health issues from an abstract perspective, and "I'm depressed/I'm suffering from anxiety/My life sucks, can you guys comfort me/let me vent/help me work through it".
Explain to me how this isn't a serious topic. Explain to me how a thread about childhood trauma and suicidal depression isn't a serious topic.
The tone and nature of the discussion is personal, and there's really not much anyone can say here beyond "Sorry bro, get help".
So I guess we should do what you're doing, which is telling him to fuck off and stop whining.

Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok

Kill yourself
yes, this is what I did

I called OP a whiner and told him to fuck off

Yes

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Serious / Re: I'm really depressed again dammit
« on: May 10, 2015, 08:27:10 PM »
I don't really think these types of threads belong on the Serious board.
Threads discussing suicide and PTSD aren't discussing serious topics?

You do realize that there are other serious topics than economics and politics, right?
I don't want to insult anybody, but there's a difference between talking about mental health issues from an abstract perspective, and "I'm depressed/I'm suffering from anxiety/My life sucks, can you guys comfort me/let me vent/help me work through it".
Explain to me how this isn't a serious topic. Explain to me how a thread about childhood trauma and suicidal depression isn't a serious topic.
The tone and nature of the discussion is personal, and there's really not much anyone can say here beyond "Sorry bro, get help".

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 02:18:32 PM »
Democracy is pretty much bullshit.

Not quite as bullshit as the other systems, but it is bullshit, and for the same reasons.
It's the same rich exploiting the poor crap, but the rich have public legitimacy.

Yet, (the Western model of) Democracy is the best form of government compared to all the others.
I was thinking more along the lines of "you don't know what's best for me, fuck off and leave me alone faggot", or in democracy's case "you don't know who's best to lead me, nobody should lead me without my consent, fuck off faggot".

But yeah, the rich will exploit the poor in any system.

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Gaming / Re: Which upcoming game are you most looking forward to?
« on: May 10, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
Mad Max, because I know Battlefront and Fallout 4 will be horrible.

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 02:07:54 PM »
Democracy is pretty much bullshit.

Not quite as bullshit as the other systems, but it is bullshit, and for the same reasons.

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in competitive pokémon, there exists a system of tiers that is based on how frequently each pokémon is used in the battle simulators--the more often a pokémon is used, the more viable it is in the metagame (because you wouldn't use a sucky pokémon if you wanted to win)

the main tiers are NU (never used), UU (under-used), and OU (over-used)
pokémon who are over-used tend to dominate the metagame

but there's also a special tier for pokémon that are too strong for the normal metagame--this is the "Uber" tier
this is where the most powerful legendary pokémon go (usually), and any pokémon that is considered "uber" is not allowed to be used in regular play

when ORAS came out, however, they introduced a slew of new mega evolutions
one of which was Mega Rayquaza

Mega Rayquaza is considered so strong, they banned from from Ubers
and now they have a brand new tier, "AG", "anything goes", where literally anything can go



it is the power creep
>caring about a fanfic metagame

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Gaming / Re: If the next Pokemon games removed Stealth Rock
« on: May 10, 2015, 10:58:54 AM »
Very angry that GF is pushing Charizard on us even harder.

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God bless the nanny state

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 10:22:57 AM »
>yfw most voters do no real research

>yfw clinton wins entirely on her last name

Or because she's a woman.

YouTube


http://www.bustle.com/articles/77961-voting-for-hillary-clinton-because-shes-a-woman-is-a-perfectly-valid-not-to-mention-smart

http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/04/17/22064461/yes-you-should-vote-for-hillary-just-because-shes-a-woman
I really feel like this doesn't represent most voters at all, just the very vocal campus feminists and SJW bloggers.
Eh, lots of the people at my college are gonna vote Clinton just because she's a woman..
Keyword college
wut
You should never take the political stances of college students seriously.

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 10:19:19 AM »
>yfw most voters do no real research

>yfw clinton wins entirely on her last name

Or because she's a woman.

YouTube


http://www.bustle.com/articles/77961-voting-for-hillary-clinton-because-shes-a-woman-is-a-perfectly-valid-not-to-mention-smart

http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/04/17/22064461/yes-you-should-vote-for-hillary-just-because-shes-a-woman
I really feel like this doesn't represent most voters at all, just the very vocal campus feminists and SJW bloggers.
Eh, lots of the people at my college are gonna vote Clinton just because she's a woman..
Keyword college

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 10:10:36 AM »

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 10:02:18 AM »
Yet I'm sure New York would still be happy to send her back to the Senate if she fails in her presidential run...
What does it matter as long as she doesn't become President? I don't give a fuck if she becomes a Senator as long as she's not the frickin' President.
I believe it was a joke about corruption in New York.

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More like Lame-bour amirite

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Serious / Re: Hillary Clinton's sweeping ties to corruption
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:53:08 AM »
>yfw most voters do no real research

>yfw clinton wins entirely on her last name

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The Flood / Re: At a rock concert, Mastodon/Clutch in Raleigh.
« on: May 09, 2015, 10:48:03 PM »
>Mastodon and Clutch

wow

I am never listening to Mastodon again. Guilty by association.
just got out, show was good as hell. They closed on The Czar.
Crack the Skye is the worst album
that'd be Once More 'Round the Sun

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The Flood / Re: At a rock concert, Mastodon/Clutch in Raleigh.
« on: May 09, 2015, 10:33:35 PM »
>Mastodon and Clutch

wow

I am never listening to Mastodon again. Guilty by association.
just got out, show was good as hell. They closed on The Czar.

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The Flood / At a rock concert, Mastodon/Clutch in Raleigh.
« on: May 09, 2015, 08:19:01 PM »
Graveyard opened but I was late and missed them.

This show is good as shit.

Brett Hinds was playing lap steel with Clutch a few minutes ago.

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Serious / Re: I just saw THE dumbest facebook post, ever
« on: May 08, 2015, 11:59:38 AM »
UK will be full thought police within 50 years
Screencap this post

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Gaming / Re: NCR and Mr House are the only viable options
« on: May 07, 2015, 07:53:08 AM »
Yes Man is the most viable and best option

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Streaming isn't a real job

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ elderscrolls.wikia is literal downs
« on: May 06, 2015, 09:30:12 AM »
Bethesda told me that my playthrough is canon.
All playthroughs are canon.
Only the Nord playthroughs are canon.

Who else is fit?

The Nigger Elves?
The Jew Elves?
The Mexican Elves?
The Furries?
The Race Mixed Sin?
The Lizard people who are literally niggers of Tamriel?
The Vanished Fedoric Euphoric Elves?
The genocided, rightfully, Snow Niggers?
The Slaves of the Jew Elves?
The Curved Dick Sand Niggers?
The Mongolian Nigger Demon spawn?
everything is canon nigga

C0DA

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Serious / Re: A serious question about #GG
« on: May 06, 2015, 09:26:19 AM »
Was it tasteful? No, it was not but then again neither was the subject matter that is showed.
Yeah so was he right to do it though? And why did a lot of Youtubers like MundaneMatt and Internet Aristocrat focus on Quinn instead of the "5 guys"?
IA focused on the writers.

I haven't watchef Matt because he's an autistic, ReviewTechUSA-tier replygirl.

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Serious / Re: A serious question about #GG
« on: May 06, 2015, 09:24:52 AM »
No, but Literally Who isn't the one we're blaming.

It's the writers who slept with her that are the issue.

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The Flood / Goodnight pizza
« on: May 06, 2015, 01:53:01 AM »
 8)

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ elderscrolls.wikia is literal downs
« on: May 06, 2015, 01:50:09 AM »
You mother fuckers. Take me out of the quote chain. I swear to god.
:^)

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ elderscrolls.wikia is literal downs
« on: May 06, 2015, 01:49:47 AM »
You clearly misunderstand the role and power of Akatosh.

Anyway if you're going to be all meta about it there's no point in having the discussion. Yes, things will be written to turn out okay no matter what, so more games can be made.


I should note that the magical hero dude sent by the gods to save the day is almost always a Shezzarine, an aspect of Lorkhan.

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ elderscrolls.wikia is literal downs
« on: May 06, 2015, 01:47:07 AM »
But is he wrong?
The Empire was right.

Ulfric was a thalmor pawn, ad the only hope The Empire has of overcoming the Thalmor is if they stick together.
lol no

casualfag pls dont think you're a lorefag
O rly?
So you're telling me that the Aldmeri Domion was going to be toppled by a useless collection of warring factions as they were before Tiber Septim buttblasted them all into the ground?

That would require some serious divine intervention, unless of course you enjoy being under the thumb of tamrielic nazis.
hurr de he durr hur dee

>HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR MUH MULTICULTURALISM MUH ULFRIC ONLY IN IT FOR HIMSELF MUH IMPERIALS ARE TOTALLY GONNA GET PAYBACK WITHIN A GENERATION MUH UNITY HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



The most important thing, far more important than the survival of the Empire, or even mankind for that matter, is the survival of the Towers. The more weakened Talos becomes through suppression of his worship, the more Anuidic thought prevails, the more freedom the Thalmor have to travel across the continent investigating towers at will, the closer they come to undoing creation.

Literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. A strong, united Empire can defend the Towers. Ulfuric is just a racist fuck creating an unstable state and disunity in the Empire, which the Thalmor want. To say any option other than siding with the Imperials is complete childish denial.
This is all based on the assumption that the Empire goes back to war with the Dominion in time, if at all, which we don't know. We don't know that Thalmor propaganda won't pacify the Empire, we don't know that the Imperial populace has the will to go back to war.

The Dominion is still reeling from Hammerfell. Right now bad blood leaves them cut off from the Empire, but they are the ONLY entity standing up to the Dominion. An independent Skyrim is almost sure to cooperate with and provide aid to Hammerfell. Hammerfell+Skyrim > an impotent and corrupted Cyrodil.

What matters most of all though is protecting Talos. Talos is the only Tower the Thalmor cannot physically destroy. Instead, they destroy him by eliminating his worship. The Stormcloaks can ensure the worship of Talos remains widespread in Skyrim, while we really have no way of telling how prevalent it is among Imperials.
This is all only assuming that the Empire won't eventually... strike back.
You can't assume that a thalmor asset, however uncooperative, would wage open war on the Aldmeri dominion. More likely than not, he would sit idly forever on his nord ass, drinking mead and laughing at the sore imperials, not doing anything to help.

There are other powers that would intervene beforehand, but a unified Tamriel is the only mortal force that would overcome them other than exterraneous intervention by Atmora.
nigga why are so many retards convinced Ulfric being considered an "asset" means he's a sleeper agent or something

he's considered an asset because his civil war is bad for the Empire, and thus good for them. Uncooperative because, nigga, he's not willing to cooperate with the Thalmor.

unified tamriel doesn't mean jack shit anymore. The Empire lost Hammerfell which is just as important to it's war machine as Skyrim is. That break will not be mended. Now Hammerfell is the only nation standing up to the Dominion. The Empire is not going to provide aid to Hammerfell, for obvious reasons. There will be no cooperation at all between the two.

An independant Skyrim, in need of friends, would undoubtedly turn immediately to its Southwestern neighbor. Two independent nations cooperating militarily > the Empire sitting around while the Thalmor buy off more and more politicians and undermine them from within. Hammerfell and Skyrim, united, are a force greater than Cyrodil and High Rock, and are actually willing to take action against the Dominion.

You also fail to realize that just because mankind does not fight united under the Imperial banner, does not mean it won't be united against the Dominion. If a new war were to break out between the Dominion and the two greatest warrior cultures in Tamriel, it would behoove Cyrodil to go to war as well. Mankind doesn't need the Empire anymore. Even Talos himself has suggested this- http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Wulf

The Empire is sitting around while Thalmor wizards are free to creep throughout their territory and investigate the Towers. Every day Thalmor agents are able to spend in Imperial territory, they get closer to destroying the last of the Towers and unmaking the world.

The solution to the Thalmor problem is not one of military strategy, but of metaphysics. The best way to defeat the Thalmor is to prevent the destructon of the Towers. Talos himself being a Tower, his worship MUST be preserved at all costs.
I never said he was a sleeper agent, and do you seriously believe that those wretches are going to be able to unravel mundus without Akatosh intervening?
Akatosh can't do shit nigga. Besides, Akatosh is the most Anu-oriented being out there. Akatosh/Auriel/Aka-tusk was the one who, along with Trinimac, turned on Lorkhan after he tricked them into creating the Mundus. Akatosh would have no problem with this, I think, being a subgradient of Anu.

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The fools think that just because they destroy the world they can become gods, purely because they would no longer be bound to the mortal plane that 'steals their true form'. Akatosh has had qualms intervening in the past, whether directly or indirectly, and would certainly have no problem crushing the thalmor if they came too close to victory.
If you can rely on Akatosh intervening (which he can't because Akatosh and the other Divines are weak as fuck), there's no point in even worrying about the Thalmor threat.


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It would be more likely for him to let the deadric princes run loose upon the face of mundus just to destroy mortalkind, than for him to really allow them to do this.
He already let that happen a few times.

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Not to mention Psidjic intervention, which is trivial in comparison, but pointed nonetheless.
Psijics aren't an army, dude.

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Skyrim is in no position, no matter which side of the conflict prevails, to take up arms against the thalmor.
No, but it is certainly in a position to drive them out of Skyrim and help Hammerfell stay strong.

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How can I be so certain?
Because there has to be concrete resolution to the plot in order for there to be a sequel.
Therefore, Ulfric, who did cooperate with the Thalmor, to the point that he believed he had some responsibility in the fall of the Imperial City, and decided to take up arms against the Empire later, (which doesn't help his position of "not their pawn") will not aide hammerfell.
Ulfric who was so hostile to the Thalmor that he threatens to leave the negotiating table if Elenwyn is allowed to stay, is secretly a Thalmor spy, yes.

He was imprisoned and tortured, just like everyone else of note captured by the Thalmor.

Ulfric's decision to turn on the Empire was based on his betrayal after the Markarth Incident, not his capture during the war.

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In the end, the side you choose does not alter Tamriel's destiny, and therefore, there is no water being held in the argument that Skyrim could unite with Hammerfell, because they will not, only that I have done my best effort to preserve the Empire in hopes that they will lash out at the Aldmeri Domion, because regardless of they resolution, they still may. Essentially you have the choice between arming the Empire, or letting the nords sit on their asses and not touch the conflict.
The fuck is this incoherent bullshit.

The Empire is the one sitting on its ass. There is no real reason to believe the Empire's will to fight will not die with the generation that lost the war, while the Dominion veterans stay youthful.

If anyone is actually willing to take direct action against the Thalmor, it's probably the guy who they tortured and had imprisoned after freeing Markarth from the Forsworn.
wow i sound douchey when i dont sleep

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The Flood / Re: I want a girl with a short skirt
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:47:17 PM »
That song is ass

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Serious / Re: You know what atheists? Fuck you
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:45:59 PM »
I come back after a few months of being gone from this site and you're still a shit-tier troll lol. Not clicking that link either.

Didn't you literally harass mad max on many different websites?

You're a fucking pussy. You're a fucking loser in real life and on the Internet. Your life is terrible and I find that hilarious. If I ever saw you in real life you wouldn't even have the courage to look me in the eyes.
Max stop flaming yourself

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