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The Flood / Re: LMFAO THEISTS: 1, ATHEISTS: 0
« on: February 12, 2016, 03:38:31 PM »
Didn't he create memes?

992
The Flood / Re: America should have supported the IRA
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:24:21 AM »
Rename it Ireaq and liberate the piss caked shores

993
The Flood / Re: Dutch thread
« on: February 11, 2016, 06:35:22 PM »
Literally what the fuck did I just read. Half of that doesn't even appear in the Dutch language.

i've been in the hood every day hustling really hard. I smoke the majjik weed and buy my hardcore drugs from the black man on the corner near Compton park

u must not be a native speaker.

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The Flood / Re: Benchmade lets you make a customized knife
« on: February 11, 2016, 04:19:35 PM »


i'm getting this for real tbh

Looks like poo until you look closer

that's a distinct design element

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The Flood / Re: Benchmade lets you make a customized knife
« on: February 11, 2016, 03:48:48 PM »


i'm getting this for real tbh

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The Flood / Re: Going commando is literally a thousand times better
« on: February 11, 2016, 03:20:37 PM »
that's why you get these shits


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The Flood / Re: Dutch thread
« on: February 11, 2016, 01:29:57 PM »

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The Flood / Dutch thread
« on: February 11, 2016, 01:24:40 PM »
Speak dutch itt.


Ik ben een de höōd evêry dag hüstling echt hãrd. Ik smrook je moeilijk wēēden. Ik kopen mijin hårdkørē drugs van dë bloekmen op de høørnvliezen near Compton pårk.

Where do you get your onkruid?

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite Halo?
« on: February 10, 2016, 11:39:13 PM »
stop this garbage.


end this madness.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone Writing a Novel?
« on: February 10, 2016, 09:50:12 PM »
ye, it centered around an industrial age type alien civilization whose members are infected by a virus with implied hive mind sentience.

The story grappled with which being was really in control of the world around them, it was kind of like a mystery sci fi deal with a grounded plot that would ultimately funnel into a broader narrative.

I basically wanted the reader to create a parallel perspective while reading... but it kinda went to shit.
trying to establish stuff like that is pretty hard to plan around too, in conjunction with everything already happening in a plot. Messy work man, messy work.

yup, I think I can still do something with it if I put the time in tbh, I just need to get the core story down in order to mold it around the world I've envisioned.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone Writing a Novel?
« on: February 10, 2016, 09:39:29 PM »
ye, it centered around an industrial age type alien civilization whose members are infected by a virus with implied hive mind sentience.

The story grappled with which being was really in control of the world around them, it was kind of like a mystery sci fi deal with a grounded plot that would ultimately funnel into a broader narrative.

I basically wanted the reader to create a parallel perspective while reading... but it kinda went to shit.

1002
The Flood / Re: Guys, we're fucked.
« on: February 10, 2016, 05:26:40 PM »
we should recruit some kind people from TRS forum when it comes back.

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The Flood / Re: My collection is coming along nicely
« on: February 10, 2016, 04:12:10 PM »
fuggin ninny 

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Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

When she was my girlfriend, a couple times.

But never cheated on her as a husband and when I was her fiance.

does she know about it?

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Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

oh

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Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

good shit

1007
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

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Gaming / Re: Daily reminder that Cheat is STILL PLAYING DESTINY.
« on: February 10, 2016, 02:26:32 PM »
Cheat is like that uncle who rapes you but also gives you massive amounts of birthday money so you still love him and keep things lowkey around the fam.

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The Flood / Re: Need help choosing a book for a class.
« on: February 10, 2016, 01:42:31 PM »
Between a crock and a hard place

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Gaming / Re: Anybody else play NationStates?
« on: February 10, 2016, 07:48:29 AM »
Cybernations is better.


I've stopped playing those types of game tho, should get back into it

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The Flood / Re: Roman Gladiator
« on: February 09, 2016, 11:36:25 PM »
one of the top tier members on this site.

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The Flood / Re: I don't like that default monkey Avatar that this site has.
« on: February 09, 2016, 11:35:55 PM »
you can fix it deci

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The Flood / Re: Someone needs to moderate some mods and admins
« on: February 09, 2016, 10:49:47 PM »
you should do it deci

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The Flood / Re: I painted a portrait of Jim, hope u like xx
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:16:42 PM »
why is Jim a Tibetan POW?

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The Flood / Re: Where are you from?
« on: February 09, 2016, 06:08:51 PM »
Lung Island NY


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Gaming / Re: (official) TOWN OF SALEEEM
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:57:11 PM »
fug this worlth anyone wanna pley

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Gaming / Re: (official) TOWN OF SALEEEM
« on: February 09, 2016, 04:18:43 PM »
bek

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The Flood / Re: What book are you reading currently?
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:33:16 PM »
Reading is one of the best things you can do to improve writing skills and vocab.


I need new book suggestions

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Gaming / Re: This Meme of Mine - Day One
« on: February 09, 2016, 12:38:15 PM »
Shid I missed it

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