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961
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:12:04 PM »
i need a better way of copyrighting these
Put an image stamp on the text
962
« on: February 17, 2016, 01:12:14 PM »
Just make me mod. I'll make all the dreams come true
963
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:57:44 PM »
Take a pic of you being cool and edgy and emotionless
Similar images
964
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:40:59 PM »
Is that your wife in the picture?
Where are your children?
Did you leave them inside your home?
965
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:15:09 PM »
I don't know what weapons we will use during WW3 but WW4 will be fought with this
966
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:10:11 PM »
Ah man, I remember when I first inhaled. I was at a party and there was this off looking clown performing magic tricks, feeling daring I volunteered to be part of the classic "box cut in half trick"
I had to lie down on this cot like platform and the magician's assistants fastened belts on my hands and the bottom of my chin for what I assumed was for added realism. This is when things started to go south,
the magician pulled out a pocket knife and a cigaret and when I instinctively tried to get away, I realized that the belts effectively made me immobile. He kneeled down at my exposed throat and proceeds to sniff it profusely. He then took the blade and slit my throat just a little bit. Then, in one fluid motion he stuck the cigaret in my breached throat and lit it, creating a suffocating sensation throughout my body.
As the cigaret discharged what appeared to be blue smoke, the magician gently leaned into my ear and whispered "welcome to the liquid police" luckily he let me go after security arrived and I've had a phobia of magic ever since.
Never smoke
967
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:43:33 AM »
White people have no reason to watch Dragonball
968
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:35:45 AM »
No but Sanders took me by the hand and put me in the special room where he promised me all the good things in the world and then he brought my uncle back from the 7-11 in the bottom of the ocean
969
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:53:15 AM »
Alex Jones and his divine militia v the known world and surrounding planets
970
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:49:00 AM »
Oh what the fuck, I was expecting some evil satanic Lithuanian woods cult to be discovered as the main dark secret in the game.
Isn't there supposed to be some horror element to it?
971
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:42:53 AM »
Dem, that sucks.
Yeah, I would've liked to experience some of these games when I was a snot-nosed little bitch instead of a cynical depressive teenager, lol.
At least this way I can be a bit more objective with some of other people's favourite games... there's stuff I used to play as a kid that I simply cannot look at with an objective eye.
Yea the nostalgia factor pretty much wipes away criticism, games like windwaker extended into the real world for alot of kiddies Including myself. There's just something magical about lobbing coathanger boomerangs at your brother's head Have fun throwing pigs into the abyss.
972
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:27:51 AM »
Never played this one as a kid?
Yeah, I didn't own any Nintendo consoles growing up except or the N64, and somehow I still managed to miss out on Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, among other franchises. I didn't own a GameCube until I was already a man, and by that time... you get the idea.
Dem, that sucks.
973
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:47:56 AM »
So much for me getting lots of rest eh? Just remembered I've gotta get up at 6'o sharp and get the day rolling early. Lots of work to be done. No rest for the wicked I suppose.
Yea I'm looking at about 2 hours of sleep before busting my ass and passing out at 5 pm
974
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:46:44 AM »
I have night classes specifically because of my messed up sleeping schedule
I get up at 2-3 and go to bed at 4-5
Holy shit
975
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:32:11 AM »
Put your hands up
Why are we up at 3
976
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:25:22 AM »
What time is it in Australia?
977
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:19:22 AM »
Everyone here is capable of mass genocide
Can I get a happy ending foot job?
978
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:08:43 AM »
Everyone here is capable of mass genocide
979
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:23:21 AM »
Whath
980
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:19:41 AM »
Never played this one as a kid?
Lol I remember giving my friend a controller and trying to trick him into thinking he was one of the npcs so he wouldn't feel left out
981
« on: February 17, 2016, 12:08:36 AM »
Ripoff of danger 5 tbh
982
« on: February 16, 2016, 05:58:21 PM »
That's America to me.
What is America to you?
983
« on: February 16, 2016, 01:21:20 PM »
This music video makes me feel nostalgic and empty inside and reminds me of the brief gift of consciousness we have within this reality
haha
Raha
984
« on: February 16, 2016, 12:54:31 PM »
This music video makes me feel nostalgic and empty inside and reminds me of the brief gift of consciousness we have within this reality
985
« on: February 15, 2016, 02:14:30 PM »
Dietrich Six has a new friend
Oh and if you're wondering about the lack of activity, everyone is in the anarchy board for the next couple of hours
986
« on: February 13, 2016, 10:01:59 PM »
How did you get roxio game capture video card on the computer?
987
« on: February 13, 2016, 03:11:30 PM »
Where are my strong black African Americans?
988
« on: February 12, 2016, 04:18:19 PM »
Consult your 12 beautiful children
989
« on: February 12, 2016, 04:17:39 PM »
Pajama Sam 3: you are what you eat from your head to your feet.
FXIIVIXVI
Clayfighter 63 1/3
Legend of Zorro link to the past.
990
« on: February 12, 2016, 03:59:13 PM »
I wish I took a picture of my P.E Teacher in 7th grade so I can show it to all of you what a REAL fat person is.
Seriously, that broad was as big as a house. It rewrote the definition of fat for me. I'd be surprised if that Obese broad was still alive in 2016.
She must've been a real broad broad.
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