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931
« on: February 20, 2016, 02:17:59 AM »
Dr Manhattan because every night I paint my naked body blue and kill Vietnamese children
932
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:14:12 PM »
Post new leg pics plz
phone's dead so here they are folded on my the desk in a black void
Whoa
933
« on: February 19, 2016, 09:46:11 PM »
What kind of gook trash is this?
What stats should I focus on or whatever
934
« on: February 19, 2016, 06:12:23 PM »
Dog
935
« on: February 19, 2016, 04:40:30 PM »
The only good fighting game is ufc 3 tbh
936
« on: February 19, 2016, 01:55:42 PM »
Oh dem, thought it was double edged at first.
937
« on: February 19, 2016, 12:39:56 PM »
3.5 GPA tbh familoid
938
« on: February 18, 2016, 10:19:15 PM »
Oh my god, ender.
I may have to report this
939
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:10:00 PM »
Is your life a living lie?
No fuck you
Haha wanna die IRL? Haha?
Sorry I didn't mean it forgive me please
Ok
940
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:07:56 PM »
Is your life a living lie?
No fuck you
Haha wanna die IRL? Haha?
941
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:03:38 PM »
Is your life a living lie?
942
« on: February 18, 2016, 05:32:49 PM »
Yea but the white drummer
943
« on: February 18, 2016, 05:29:04 PM »
I can't holy my arms far out enough to capture my thighs on camera.
Xaxaxaxaaxaxaxxa
944
« on: February 18, 2016, 12:29:28 PM »
The spic that spans for miles and miles 
945
« on: February 18, 2016, 11:08:05 AM »
how do you and tblocks tolerate each other
tblocks is hardly your typical hockey player. he's actually somewhat interested in sexual stimulation... most aren't.
that being said our friendship is based almost entirely on the fact that we've boned each other for, like, 10 years.
Oh
946
« on: February 18, 2016, 11:03:44 AM »
Holy fug, can you open jars with your feet
947
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:39:28 AM »
Is that your wife in the picture?
Where are your children?
Did you leave them inside your home?
Me have a wife
lolololololo nope
Oh sorry, good thing you still have your kids tho.
Kids I don't have kids
Oh man, well at least you still have your own house
It worries me that he suddenly stopped responding
I think his house was stolen
Ikr, along with his wife and kids. Cruel world
948
« on: February 18, 2016, 12:19:32 AM »
949
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:38:05 PM »
Wow
950
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:30:32 PM »
Haha that's all cool and nice but this thread is in need of more legs
951
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:22:34 PM »
Covered fam
Oh
952
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:10:03 PM »
COME ON AND SLAM
Nice foot arch tbh
953
« on: February 17, 2016, 10:58:20 PM »
He was that car shooter right?
954
« on: February 17, 2016, 10:57:05 PM »
I need the legs, how am I going to be paid if I don't have any photos to sell?
955
« on: February 17, 2016, 10:54:18 PM »
Show me the monkey thighs
956
« on: February 17, 2016, 10:27:48 PM »
Give me time to get to 150ish, brush up on wrestling, and a fully loaded 8 guage and I'll wipe the floor like the janitor I am.
957
« on: February 17, 2016, 08:32:59 PM »
Is that your wife in the picture?
Where are your children?
Did you leave them inside your home?
Me have a wife
lolololololo nope
Oh sorry, good thing you still have your kids tho.
Kids I don't have kids
Oh man, well at least you still have your own house
958
« on: February 17, 2016, 07:01:34 PM »
Is that your wife in the picture?
Where are your children?
Did you leave them inside your home?
Me have a wife
lolololololo nope
Oh sorry, good thing you still have your kids tho.
959
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:44:48 PM »
Let the thread die.
No, this is what sep7agon truly is
960
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:38:09 PM »
I'm a failure at texting...
Her: I might have to work tomorrow, night trying to blow you off.
Me: That's ok. Sorry if I seem impatient, just excited. It can be even a quick coffee, and hang out another time.
Her: Not at all! Just a hard time for me trying to work and earn money
Me: You'll let me know if you have to go in tomorrow?
Her: Absolutely.
Me: You're lucky I'm a patient guy.
Her: Haha, love it.
Me: Can I tell you something naughty?
no response after 20 min
Me: Nvm, you;re probably busy. Talk to you later.
Turning my phone off. This happens every time. I shouldn't even have a cell phone.
Nice. Now all you gotta do is intercept her home security system while she's alone and it's a home run.
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