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Messages - Jocephalopod

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:26:06 PM »
Are you & Fedorekt having a thing?

don't call our future child a "thing"

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 07:56:11 PM »
hello

Oh yea been meaning to ask you have you ever   on September 21st because after the pm I didn't want you to take it the wrong way

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 04:23:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:41:57 AM »
Dyson makes shit products. Thoughts?

James Dyson was born under extreme poverty and fought everyday until retirement to create the world's most _____ cleaning supplies

I'd still support him even if he was selling his vacuum mangled cock on the streets of Norfolk



This picture made me reconsider my life choices.

"Suck it up and put the handcuffs on"
       - James Dyson

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:34:05 AM »
Dyson makes shit products. Thoughts?

James Dyson was born under extreme poverty and fought everyday until retirement to create the world's most _____ cleaning supplies

I'd still support him even if he was selling his vacuum mangled cock on the streets of Norfolk


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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:27:53 AM »
What kinda music does Jocephalopod listen to?

Well it is the summer, so Mac Demarco's 2nd album usually finds itself playing in someone else's playlists during car rides to the beach. it's fun stuff tho

Always been into Aesop Rock's work.. find his older stuff to be a bit harder to digest so been listening to that a bit.

Blue note jazz artists like Joe Henderson during late barbecues or just trying to doze off... Somber goys like Chris Cohen and Charlie Hilton's most recent album are good sleppy time music.

I've learned to like a bit of primus's shit 2 some of it is good road trip music. Papadosio has a few song I enjoy and been relistenin to porcupine tree and Mr bungle along with seals and crofts summer breeze album. Some good stuff on there.

what else.... Uhh unspoken heard makes some good study music if u mix in some chill wave shit to keep things moving. Steely Dan is also fun. Aja is a good album

Friends of mine like to blast life of Pablo n shit so I've heard that buncha times... And a female friend I tried to get with was rlly into Grimes and although I'm not a fan of her newer albums the first one is p interesting.

Dad music like Billy Joel is p calming... The internet.. RTJ, psychedelic furs have some good songs. Thelonius monk is a good goy tears for fear and Duran Duran are nice to listen 2 dab of Ultravox... Daddy liked sisters of mercy Bahaus and the mission so Im partial to them by extension gorillaz and new order are always interesting


This is getting 2 long so I'm just gonna stop

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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:54:55 AM »
What kinda music does Jocephalopod listen to?

Yea. So the the Dyson ball multifloor has a cord length of 35 feet but a maximum reach of 51 feet. So it's implied that your living space is adequately large before the purchase of such a high end vacuum product


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The Flood / Re: Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:03:36 AM »
Does it work?

Yea the device pictured below is a Dyson airblade birthed by James Dyson.

It's for the home

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The Flood / Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 09:59:06 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Is this a boy or girl?
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:34:49 PM »
Girl tbh


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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 01, 2016, 01:06:30 PM »
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal  LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.

dam I've been exposed
No one wants me to be happy and learn from my mistakes I guess...and whenever it's a new girl I have to hear about how I'm going to mess it up.

Ye that's what I was reflecting tbh

Good luck u do ur thing the more people u meet the more you'll know who's rite for u thb fem

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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:26:03 AM »
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal  LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.

dam I've been exposed

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The Flood / Re: who watches Big Brother
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:26:10 AM »
Is that the show where they pressure people to fuck on camera under blankets?

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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AM »
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal  LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

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The Flood / Re: um... dad
« on: July 31, 2016, 05:49:44 PM »
Son

 I'd like you to meat your brother

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The Flood / Re: HOT SHIT, COLD SHIT
« on: July 31, 2016, 03:45:11 PM »
I've had fecal matter leave my body below a healthy temperature

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The Flood / Re: Can anyone explain this, please?
« on: July 31, 2016, 03:32:22 PM »
Challenger out of fucking nowhere with the non white ethnic knowledge


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The Flood / Re: yes
« on: July 31, 2016, 12:58:14 PM »
Close to the edge

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The Flood / Re: zero posts in 20 minutes
« on: July 31, 2016, 06:55:49 AM »
Jeremy Kyle and Howie Mandela both have crippling OCD

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The Flood / Re: zero posts in 20 minutes
« on: July 31, 2016, 06:51:31 AM »
YouTube

joceph

you have no idea how much this video means to me

i've spent the last 15 fucking years trying to remember what the bloody hell that program was called just to see that intro again

thank you from the bottom of my mechanical blood-pump

Tbh I was in ur situation a couple weeks ago and was semi hoping for someone else to rediscover this anime through this post

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The Flood / Re: zero posts in 20 minutes
« on: July 31, 2016, 06:09:51 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I'm back from camp
« on: July 30, 2016, 02:33:44 PM »
Didnt even see mother, smh
I'm still in NY so you never know

I'm coming to destroy the camp

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The Flood / Re: you have the ability to travel anywhere you want
« on: July 29, 2016, 08:00:56 PM »
Nelson Mandela's decaying urethra

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the best poster at a local diner
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:27:57 PM »
Coffee is so gross but I like the way it makes me look.

Just drink hot chocolate like some cozy fag

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The Flood / Re: Just saw the best poster at a local diner
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:25:15 PM »
I could see myself smoking if it wasn't bad for me.

The risk associated is a fashion statement within itself

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The Flood / Re: Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die
« on: July 29, 2016, 04:13:58 PM »
this sounds like a job for Man of Myth. only he can protect you
Greek special forces best in the world.

A real men of the hour

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The Flood / Re: Why doesn't verbatim eat the fish
« on: July 29, 2016, 03:22:19 PM »
Verb would never eat his own kind, fish are friends not food, it is written.

Oho shitt

Verbatim just got called an animal of the water

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 02:43:05 PM »
Unless u have some more time to interact w her I'd call it off, the whole crying thing was some weird shit lol.

But like if ur never going to see her again why the fuck not ritte

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 02:24:58 PM »
What the fuck

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