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The Flood / Re: Look to your right.
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:40:16 PM »
A sock......



dis gon b gud

8312
The Flood / Re: Someone hacked my video baby monitor
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:39:12 PM »
Teh fuk? who does that

8313
The Flood / Re: What's the story behind your avatar and username?
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:57:34 PM »
drugs are a wonderful thing

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The Flood / Re: A new floodian standard
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:39:33 PM »


primal urges are hard to resist.....

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The Flood / Re: A new floodian standard
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:38:07 PM »
I want to kick that monkey in the balls, they're just so big


i'd love to have nuts that big, he's using them as a mothafakin stool

There's no nuts like monkey nuts.


wise words

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:36:36 PM »
I wouldn't kill an animal so no.

gotta respect morals

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:28:14 PM »
I don't think a hamster and two goldfish would be worth it, so no



midnight snack?

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The Flood / Re: Can someone explain this ranking system
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:26:46 PM »
It only takes two butthurt losers to become a 'bad member.' Although in your case you kind of deserve it with your animal abuse threads.

inb4 fuck you its not animal abuse


animal abuse? just wanted to see if people would eat their pets out of hunger

mah doge looks healthy enough

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The Flood / Re: Can someone explain this ranking system
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:23:50 PM »
I am not exactly sure how all of the ranks work. The Trust system is easily abused though, so pay no attention to the "Bad" part of your title.

i like being a bad boi....

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The Flood / Can someone explain this ranking system
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:21:07 PM »
I dun get it...

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:16:43 PM »
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I'd totally kill both my dogs if I was home right now. I'd probably kill my guinea pig too for an appetizer.



I don't even go food shopping anymore, visiting the local pound quells my hunger

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:15:19 PM »
You know I wouldn't mind trying dog, I think a trip to Asia is in order at some point. I've always been put off given how bad dogs smell but look at pigs and cows and sausages and steak taste great.


pigs also have a similar intelligence level to dogs, idk if I could actually eat one however

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:09:36 PM »
Awww hell yeah.


u know watdafak is up
Hell yeah I do bro! *fist bumps*


*fist humps back*


fuck the apokolypse i'm slaying my dog rite nao

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:08:07 PM »
I'd eat your face, that's how we do it down here in South Florida.


i'm from New York.....  how in da hell am I supposed to respond?

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:06:37 PM »
Awww hell yeah.


u know watdafak is up

8326
The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 06:00:36 PM »

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But they aren't capable so it's a mute point.



just....... stop being logical

8327
The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:56:22 PM »
if it was to survive, maybe

my dog is really old so he probably wouldn't taste good

Are you trying to say only puppies are worth eating, because they taste better than old dogs? w t f
that is exactly what i'm saying

aged meat has it's benefits though....

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:55:20 PM »
nah, two days of extra food isn't worth killing my doge


but what about that new winter pelt?

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:54:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:51:10 PM »

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I know you're joking, but the Germans made that breed way before the Nazis if anybody doesn't know.


ayup, I've never experienced owning one the only dog experience I have stems from pitbulls

I could imagine the two breeds getting along together, assuming German Shepards are dog friendly

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:42:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:42:05 PM »
No way.

I give my dog a controller when I play games. We're bros for lyfe.


what kind o dog u got?
German Shepherd.




EVIL

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:39:55 PM »
No I love my froggie and lizard

they would eat you if they were physically capable

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:37:23 PM »
No way.

I give my dog a controller when I play games. We're bros for lyfe.


what kind o dog u got?

8335
The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:36:30 PM »

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Well Engorapandora (or how ever the fuck you spell it) eats his pet horse




yume

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:34:29 PM »
Nope, nope, nope, nope.

once you get past the emotions, it tastes great

8337
The Flood / would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:31:41 PM »



for breakfast or dinner?




in a survival situation




edit: sorry for the huge ass picture

8338
The Flood / Re: Post your buddy list
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:25:03 PM »
b mi buddy boi

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The Flood / Re: Should we invite DeeG to this place?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:13:52 PM »

I never learned what sarcasm was

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The Flood / Re: Should we invite DeeG to this place?
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:08:31 PM »
he would be powerless in this realm

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