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The Flood / Re: Nicholas watched Shrek for the first time
« on: August 16, 2014, 01:57:29 PM »
Call a shreksorcist before it's too late

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The Flood / Re: Septagon Census
« on: August 16, 2014, 01:48:06 PM »
First name IRL: Joe
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Weeaboo (yes/no): no
Religion: agnostic Christian/almighty loaf
Sexual preference: Dog
Socially Awkward (yes/no): No unless I shit myself
Virgin (yes/no): almost
Current country you live in: USA
Country born in: EmeriKKKa
Ethnicity: English Scottish Dutch
Armenian Swedish Italian and whoever else my ancestors might have raped
Furry: gnope

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The Flood / Re: Anyone watch Sam and Nia?
« on: August 04, 2014, 11:11:39 PM »
the only way I would ever watch them is if they uploaded a vlog of them making the children they are profiting off of

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The Flood / Re: Whats your opinion on nursing in public?
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:49:54 PM »
as long as i'm on the receiving end

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The Flood / Re: man catches deer with his bare hands
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:48:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:43:37 PM »
I have no problem with this
Joceph reupload your profile pic. It's broken.


oh shit

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The Flood / Re: You have transformed into your forum picture!
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:39:24 PM »
I have no problem with this

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The Flood / Re: man catches deer with his bare hands
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:38:56 PM »
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HOLY FUCKING LOL




I don't know how you know my daily rituals, but you can join us in the tent any day

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The Flood / Re: man catches deer with his bare hands
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:30:23 PM »
Damn.

Also Joceph I bet you glue antlers on to your dog and like to imagine you're this guy.






....there was peanut butter everywhere

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The Flood / man catches deer with his bare hands
« on: August 04, 2014, 04:26:38 PM »


YouTube




skip to 4:04 if you don't enjoy Australians rubbing leaves and mud all over their scantly clad bodies

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holy shit i'd love to put this thing against a grizzly bear

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The Flood / Re: How I'd want to be arrested
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:43:06 PM »

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I would buy this man a pastry



he transcends the concept of currency

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The Flood / Re: How I'd want to be arrested
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:38:53 PM »
Lol. He really keeps that posh gentleman attitude the whole time.



apparently he was arrested for eating over 50 delicacies at various restaurants and then leaving without paying.

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The Flood / Re: How I'd want to be arrested
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:36:08 PM »

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Being arrested in school for computer crime as a freshman at 14 is not dignified, it was ridiculous.



wat?

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The Flood / How I'd want to be arrested
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:28:39 PM »
YouTube




Dignified as fuk

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The Flood / Re: How to destroy #offtopic
« on: August 03, 2014, 11:11:14 AM »
The only instance I would say is in self defense. Say if we keep getting DDoS'd.



I think you're taking things a bit too drastically... let's enjoy the community as a whole and not divide it's users based on someones anonymous goal to destroy this offsite, what we should be doing exposing whoever is responsible if we haven't already. offtopic as a whole has no intention to destroy this place

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The Flood / Re: How to destroy #offtopic
« on: August 03, 2014, 11:03:36 AM »
why in the hell would we do that?

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to improve your day
« on: August 02, 2014, 06:54:05 PM »

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"Fat and Skinny guys fuck in ferrari"




their love child would be the supreme human specimen 

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to improve your day
« on: August 02, 2014, 06:51:37 PM »
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You have an interesting mind



it would have made the video

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The Flood / Re: Thank fuck I was having withdrawal symptoms.
« on: August 02, 2014, 06:41:09 PM »
*sigh*

Everything's okay now.
I basically got like three hours of sleep because I had to fix everything and get the database uploaded. This DDoS shit is a nightmare.



who did it?

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to improve your day
« on: August 02, 2014, 06:39:42 PM »
was expecting them to have car sex.....

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The Flood / Re: Thank fuck I was having withdrawal symptoms.
« on: August 02, 2014, 06:36:47 PM »
wut

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The Flood / Re: GET IN HERE FIG
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:55:50 PM »
poop

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:42:52 PM »
>Le space drive
>Mfw

lol i knew that was coming

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:38:27 PM »

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I ain't touching this lol.

I could see the appeal
Brutes have an appeal?



hell yea, all dat fur.....

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:35:50 PM »

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I ain't touching this lol.

I could see the appeal

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:31:34 PM »

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It's happening...




space Nazis......

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:28:01 PM »
it seems official enough for me, although i can't blame ya
Just seems too good to be true, even if this is real we probably won't see it implemented for like 20 years :/



that's not too long lol hopefully you're right

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:20:32 PM »

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That's not Nasa's website though.


true true, scroll to the bottom of the page and you'll see all the official nasa shet on the left hand side
Am taking this whole thing with a grain of rice.




it seems official enough for me, although i can't blame ya

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 01, 2014, 02:17:46 PM »

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That's not Nasa's website though.


true true, scroll to the bottom of the page and you'll see all the official nasa shet on the left hand side

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