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The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...
« on: March 02, 2016, 06:02:07 PM »
honestly if you don't know what you wanna do try something dangerous...


live the life of this man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Joubert_Duquesne


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The Flood / Re: Library girl found out about my 4some
« on: March 02, 2016, 04:00:24 PM »
buy her the official iguana encyclopedia 2014

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts?
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:04:40 PM »
This new guy is like the kid that brings an 18 inch bayonet to school but also lovingly embraces his mother when classes end.
>18in "bayonet" during school
>lovingly embraces mother

Oh my god he's Jim.

Well there we go

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts?
« on: March 02, 2016, 01:59:51 PM »
This new guy is like the kid that brings an 18 inch bayonet to school but also lovingly embraces his mother when classes end.

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The Flood / Re: my girlfriend said she's thinking about suicide...
« on: March 01, 2016, 09:31:07 PM »
I care. If she's serious about it you should try and see if she'd be willing to get help. You obviously care a lot about her. Offer to go with her if she doesn't want to go alone.

wait what?

are you advising group suicide?


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The Flood / Re: anyone else remember this?
« on: March 01, 2016, 08:49:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: anyone else remember this?
« on: March 01, 2016, 08:40:49 PM »
fucking lol i found the pic

Spoiler

edit: oh

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The Flood / Re: anyone else remember this?
« on: March 01, 2016, 08:25:13 PM »
yea

cutthesnake

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The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity
« on: March 01, 2016, 02:45:55 PM »
tbh you throw all those marriage/moral commitments out the window when shit goes down tbh

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The Flood / Re: Who would win in a fight between Hillary and Bernie?
« on: March 01, 2016, 01:40:09 PM »
Ted Cruz eneters the arena, sufficiently melting the face of anyone he touches

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else love cheerios here? /Text
« on: March 01, 2016, 11:57:19 AM »
I've seen the bee movie too asswell

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else love cheerios here? /Text
« on: March 01, 2016, 11:56:48 AM »
I quoted it from B.net

Oh cool, what is Bnet?

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The Flood / Re: plug.dj is... back?
« on: March 01, 2016, 11:46:49 AM »
Yea but those plug avatars were p fucking retarded

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video they found next to the corpse

YouTube

I'm starting to think eugenics for the sake of preventing down syndrome (among many things) might be a good idea.

yup



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video they found next to the corpse

YouTube

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Serious / Re: Opinions on the raising of children by same-sex parents?
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:04:20 PM »
that's some individual basis type shit right there if i do say so myself.

certainly comes with it's own unique set of problems for the child tho.

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The Flood / Re: Weekly reminder that Anglos are subhuman
« on: February 29, 2016, 05:38:47 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Kyle


Quote
Kyle suffers from obsessive–compulsive disorder and has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean" in his book I'm Only Being Honest

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The Flood / Re: Oscars 2016 thread
« on: February 28, 2016, 09:45:33 PM »
creed was one of the worst movies I've seen

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The Flood / Re: ITT I'll tell you why your religion or worldview is shit.
« on: February 28, 2016, 09:39:17 PM »
kk i'll try and make this quick

don't know/care regarding the existence of a god

from my own experience Christianity can have a positive effect on people's lives... mainly due to the corresponding community/cultural element.

There's an undeniable trend of cherry picking when it comes to established belief systems. The majority of individuals subscribed to a particular faith will oftentimes conjure up their own list of moral tenants under the guise of whatever religion suits them socially.

That being said base/literal Judaism Islam and Christianity can be barbaric imo. If i'm going to be honest though the former 2 are much worse.

yea... i generally don't believe in cultural/ individual equality either

I also still semi regularly attend church and am semi recognized as a member of the church going community.

a bit inwardly hypocritical.

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The Flood / Re: question for sep7 druggies
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:28:46 PM »
if you really wanna hit the 5th plateau eat the penny

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The Flood / Re: What's with all the drama
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:45:48 PM »
kupo released PMs detailing how ender hired a hitman on the darkweb to drown verbatim in Lake Superior

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The Flood / Re: What do I do? Dafuq
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:34:59 PM »
accidentally spill boiling hot decaf in here eyes so she can't see you

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored and too lazy to find the thread.
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:14:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Pic of my date tomorrow
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:08:28 PM »
Fucking Christ roman this shit is like something out of Monster's Inc

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The Flood / Re: Seriously though, watch this. You'll smile
« on: February 28, 2016, 03:16:53 PM »
Wait can you make money off Instagram?

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The Flood / Re: Seriously though, watch this. You'll smile
« on: February 28, 2016, 03:11:17 PM »
Haha very cute

Haha very nice

What happens when a Tibetan death squad come knocking on your door?

That dog will make into a shit



This is the last thing you'll see as strong oriental mountain men beat you into submission. The face of fear. The face of decite.

You need a strong loyal dog that will pull you from the ashes as the monestary burns

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: cheat sucks
« on: February 28, 2016, 02:30:27 PM »
what was this thread?

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The Flood / Re: Poke Fun
« on: February 28, 2016, 12:01:50 PM »
How are you doing Sean?
Who?

You can lie to your friends

But don't lie to your family

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The Flood / Re: Poke Fun
« on: February 27, 2016, 11:19:02 PM »
How are you doing Sean?

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