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8071
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:45:41 PM »
8072
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:06:08 PM »
How can I log out?
WARNING: GRAPHIC GIF BELOW
8073
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:44:27 AM »
I actually had my 2nd one two nights ago. I was dreamin about sleeping in bed and I had a nightmare that death had come to take me.
To clarify I had a nightmare in a dream.
Up the arse?
8074
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:38:55 AM »
Funny thing is, I did cheat on her.
Is she ugly?
8075
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:37:37 AM »
why is it so fucking long?
They have a lot to say in this demonic chant
8076
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:19:29 AM »
Now I'm intrigued.
The insects had been subdued. after countless raids and pinpoint broom sweeps of their inner sanctums my eight year old self had claimed victory in driving the horde out of the holy land. With my enemy by the hip and one purchase of a vacuum and a glass jar I pit my former oppressors against each other. bee against wasp, spider against ant, only the strongest survived in this hellish insect fight club and only the strongest could escape. This ant prisoner who had won countless battles against all odds was the key to preventing the massive insect counter attack that was bound to occur. I gave him freedom for information, he would lead me to the final ant bastion. As I made the descent into my mothers basement the smell engulfed my very soul. While disoriented by the fumes I finally realized why he ant had willingly lead me to his home, I was being ambushed. I will not tell of the horrors both the ants and I inflicted upon each other, I will not tell of the slight discomfort exhibited by my kneecaps as the ants tore the flesh. I can only tell of the smell, and the heralding doom It brings
8077
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:55:38 AM »
Spell god backwards
8078
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:54:12 AM »
Please... Don't remind me of the Great War.
That smell will live with me forever
8079
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:51:55 AM »
Of how many years do you have?
8080
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:49:46 PM »
Nobody is around to help me. I feel miserable and unable to do anything other than use a computer. Even my dog seems to know I am ill, she is keeping her distance. It's very depressing. I need support.
you now have EBOLA
8081
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:46:22 PM »
u havent been prayen 2 dug enuf
dug wil gide u 2 glorie
u r rite... i must consolidate mi powr in dug 
8082
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:43:24 PM »
i cant log in for some reason and now my account name is taken by my unavailable account....
FUK AN EL
8083
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:49:24 PM »
the sinking of the middle east
8084
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:45:03 PM »
although i am desensitized to beheadings due to liveleak, this shit still pisses me off
looks like David Cawthorne Haines from the UK is next on the chopping block....
8085
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:40:56 PM »
Enjoy 
dis gon b gud
8086
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
What kind?
only your finest pheasant tears
8087
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:27:46 PM »
By all means, go right ahead.
i require a beverage
8088
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:21:54 PM »
8089
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
is it dead?
8090
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:05:37 PM »
No. I'm not usually squeamish about these things, but this video was good quality and you could see right into the guys eyes. I started feeling sick so I turned it off before it got bad.
could you pm me the link?
8091
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:49:56 PM »
Imagine being Arnold in Hey Arnold 
8092
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:27:48 AM »
WUTH? i missed it someone fill me in... Spoiler that was not a sexual innuendo
8093
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:54:59 PM »
lel 6'12
wtf u gonna do?
8094
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:05:13 PM »
this is one of the weirdest British superiority threads out there....
8095
« on: September 01, 2014, 01:34:19 PM »
Marriage equality is bad because Satan is evil
8096
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:29:45 AM »
Have YOU not read the scriptures?!
*pulls out scripture*
It reads*clears throat*
"Convert or die"
the dug has given you a choice the dug has given you time
8097
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:26:08 AM »
Planet if paradise is owned by the necromongers. Lord marshal owns dug
have you not read the scriptures? Dug
he is your new master. Do not question why, only how.
Meditate on this thought
the dug cannot be owned
8098
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:22:31 AM »
I'm going to cast you as the cutest doggy
oh yes
8099
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:21:54 AM »
That's it. The necromongers simply cannot coexist. *nukes temple of dug*
dug absorbs energy of nuke to create a planet of paradise
8100
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:18:43 AM »
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