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The Flood / Re: Jim Carrey is incredible.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:08:41 PM »
I still can't believe he's gone

7982
The Flood / Re: So I made an art today
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:07:51 PM »
is that saturn?

7983
The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:48:17 PM »
bungie.net is a satellite of xbox.com

7984
The Flood / Re: according to internet-map.net, we do not exist
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:47:52 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf




it's actually a good one..

7985
The Flood / Re: Black man makes 220 mile commute to work
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:24:26 PM »
>black man




>work




pick one

7986
Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:23:46 PM »
SKYRIM IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT



you're excused

7987
Serious / Re: Alright bitches, let's have a good ol' God debate
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:21:53 PM »



i'm not agnostic

7988
The Flood / Re: Imagine there's no countries
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:10:19 PM »
YouTube



...

7989
The Flood / Re: Lol, this cop is awesome!
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:02:11 PM »
lolno

The cop probably shot that black guy when the camera was off. Racist pigs.

>implying
>assuming

just stop.


are you serious?

7990
Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:50:33 AM »
Thinking of doing a new Skyrim run to accompany my new Morrowind run

On MW I'm playing a Nord in medium armor who uses long blades and drain health spells in combat. Uses Alteration and Illusion for travel/utility, and restoration to heal.

In Skyrim, probably a Dunmer or Nord in light armor, using 2H weapons, Destruction, and Conjuration for combat. I've installed mods that make it wintery and snowy across all of skyrim, and I'm thinking of adding some survival mods.


Dunmer are the only elves I like playing as, I kinda like their confusing relationship with the nords

7991
Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:45:08 AM »
Man, if I still had it... I managed to make my character pretty attractive through the magic of mods.



How big was his chicken masala?

7992
The Flood / Re: Australians
« on: September 08, 2014, 09:12:01 AM »
australians call each other mate because it's just sort for inmate



No it's because they're animals that want to fuck

7993
Looks like Ebola has a new friend

7994
The Flood / Re: Have you ever had a lucid dream?
« on: September 08, 2014, 09:05:59 AM »
I'd love to try to lucid dream and although I've had some success in the past, I usually back out when I realize I'm dreaming.

The key is to fall back asleep just after you've woken up from a dream.

I know how to train my brain to lucid dream, it's just that either my dreams can be amazingly good, or unbearably bad


And when they are bad it's not worth the effort

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The Flood / Re: Coffee.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:53:56 AM »
Hut chikity chuklate > cuffe

I can make both. Make coffee. Put chocolate in it.



You aren't allowed to do that

7996
The Flood / Re: Coffee.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:49:52 AM »
Hut chikity chuklate > cuffe

7997
Serious / Re: Who was the best and worst President in US history?
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:48:22 AM »
Jimmy carter was the best president because he was the honest pathetic peanut man the nation needed

7998
The Flood / Re: Have you ever had a lucid dream?
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:39:49 AM »
I'd love to try to lucid dream and although I've had some success in the past, I usually back out when I realize I'm dreaming.




Don't want to experience drowning for an eternity again....

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:04:41 PM »
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It's not really dismissed or confirmed.

There are basically two leading theories about the end of the universe.

The Big Crunch or The Big Freeze



which do you prefer?

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:54:44 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.




does your mind require an abortion?

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:54:01 PM »
Holy shit....



that's right kids, we are in gods left ass cheek

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The Flood / where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »

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Serious / Re: Have you liberated any of your friends yet, #serious?
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:46:10 PM »
I helped my buddy pray the gay away a while back

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:23:14 PM »

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That's racist.



That is just too perfect.



I wonder the circumstances that led to this photo

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:15:37 PM »

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That's racist.



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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:09:25 PM »


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Lizard people are best people



you missed a spot on the docks


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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:45:13 PM »
These are pretty old by now.
I dont have it installed anymore.
Spoiler




shadowmere is contemplating rape in the corner

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Gaming / Re: Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:36:29 PM »
I would if I could play it! My sister's boyfriend borrowed it in like April and still has it.


kill him

8009
Gaming / Skyrim characters
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:35:01 PM »
post u fek


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The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:32:43 PM »
pruble drank



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