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7711
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:08:17 PM »
I wish I could wake up speaking fluent German
you'd be the ultimate deutschbag
7712
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:07:10 PM »
javla neger
jk. alska detta.
den negroida stiger
7713
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:05:31 PM »
in ver ted
7714
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:46:34 PM »
There was a case like that here in Canada a few years back as well. It's a rare occurence, and something of a mystery to the folks that study this sort of thing.
The difference was, the woman woke up only able to speak a certain language. All her memories, but a different language.
that would actually be kinda cool for a while... but this guy must of gone through hell
7715
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:38:19 PM »
holy shit turns out he killed himself after moving to Sweden pretty recently
7716
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:08:08 PM »
Swaziland 
7717
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:09:18 PM »
7718
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:03:32 PM »
HAVE BIG SEX
How.
like this 
7719
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:02:21 PM »
Where do acquire monkeys?
Eboland
7720
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:01:30 PM »
Is it supposed to show a video, because it doesn't.
I think it does
7721
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:01:08 PM »
FuckingLOL
the monkey doesn't know the power it wields
7722
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:59:03 PM »
7723
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:57:59 PM »
HAVE BIG SEX
7724
« on: September 22, 2014, 11:46:46 PM »
isn't it true that the Lekgolo would not be targeted by the flood due to their unique method of sentience?
7725
« on: September 22, 2014, 11:41:57 PM »
7726
« on: September 22, 2014, 11:22:13 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
Listen, and understand. That emu is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
there is only one beast who can stop the Emu's from killing John Connor
omg
it deserved it
one has a long face and one has a long neck :O
they are equally matched to maintain balance in our realm
what about dug?
dug is the alpha omega and everything in between, he has transcended the concept of balance
any false god is simply a tool constructed by dug to make his presence tangible
there is one god and dug is his prophet?
there are no gods, only dug. "God" is the only word we can use to describe dug The dug encompasses everything and human interaction with with his dugness has created the religions/beliefs we see today learn to harness the dug so he may harness you
7727
« on: September 22, 2014, 11:12:22 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
Listen, and understand. That emu is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
there is only one beast who can stop the Emu's from killing John Connor
omg
it deserved it
one has a long face and one has a long neck :O
they are equally matched to maintain balance in our realm
what about dug?
dug is the alpha omega and everything in between, he has transcended the concept of balance any false god is simply a tool constructed by dug to make his presence tangible
7728
« on: September 22, 2014, 11:04:07 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
Listen, and understand. That emu is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
there is only one beast who can stop the Emu's from killing John Connor
omg
it deserved it
one has a long face and one has a long neck :O
they are equally matched to maintain balance in our realm
7729
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:55:52 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
Listen, and understand. That emu is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
there is only one beast who can stop the Emu's from killing John Connor
omg
it deserved it
7730
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:46:24 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
Listen, and understand. That emu is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
there is only one beast who can stop the Emu's from killing John Connor
7731
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:36:26 PM »
How many miles per gallon is your emu?
7732
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:26:41 PM »
ficken Deutschbag 
7733
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:17:11 PM »
I have no idea what the kirk is getting at
I guess all the cool kids are doing it... 
7734
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:12:38 PM »
I have no idea what the kirk is getting at
7735
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:37:31 PM »
7737
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:31:58 PM »
I kare,
but i want in cuz im a greedy bitch
7738
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:30:51 PM »
 I don't know how anyone can find this show funny..
7739
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:23:31 PM »
 here she is my sweet babushka
7740
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:57:29 PM »
The Racist Tree
By Alexander Blechman
Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.
"Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.
"I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a nigger.
"I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.
It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.
The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.
"Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.
"Fuck off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.
The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.
And so, social progress was made.
 u just made me return my copy of the giving tree..
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