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7531
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:08:17 PM »
I can't believe he's gone....
7532
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:07:01 PM »
woops
7533
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:06:43 PM »
suddenly, he chief starts shaking violently. His knees shake as the muscle spasms consume his will to stand. Dropping to the floor, the marines surround him,"GET THE FUKING INSULIN" Screams the janitor, who's pleas for help are muffled by the violent contortions of the master chief's throat as he gasps for air.
suddenly lord hood appears from across the gym. Striding casually toward the now lifeless chief, he exposes a hidden stash of some alien like vegetation within John's tank top. Hood looks toward the marines as if to give an explanation, and with a hint of contempt he mutters
"The Grim Reefer comes for us all"
7534
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:56:01 PM »
how will u fap?
7535
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:14:29 PM »
disgusting link
I am scarred for life
7536
« on: October 07, 2014, 03:25:16 PM »
u commie fuken swine 
7537
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:17:42 PM »
MI ARSE
7538
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »
People know my name because of my music. AND my appearance.
I don't care, because I haven't done anything that could bite me later.
U make music??? Can I have a listen?
7539
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:10:20 PM »
Would we be the kids that think they are cool?
7540
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:05:35 PM »
She has a point, what if a member of Isis reads the essay? I'm sure they will be very upset with you and it might even hurt there feelings
Remember Muslims aren't all evil they are just misunderstood
7541
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:15:39 AM »
When the Good Lord is ready for me.
He's always ready
But He knows I'M not ready yet. so much more to do.
He's hiding in the chimney waiting for your soul Be ready
7542
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:13:27 AM »
I'm kinda curious how close to the present you can make it predict
Tru got 2018
7543
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:11:32 AM »
2079 at 85 years old. Looks decent.
Hopefully i can find the source of immortality by then.
Try eating that immortal jellyfish
7544
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:10:22 AM »
When the Good Lord is ready for me.
He's always ready
7545
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:14:21 AM »
7546
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:07:23 AM »
7547
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:58:56 AM »
Meta Knowledge is a mate from college. She's also a girl, so feel free to ask for tit pics.
Has she been initiated?
7548
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:53:55 AM »
its just frackin paper dude its not even worth anything
the government just made up money to steal from us dude
we have to stop using money dude
I have an idea..
let's make money for people to buy money with thus stimulating the economy and keeping the dollars moving in the self sustaining system
just like dave and busters
Always Sunny reference?
Yessah
7549
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:45:47 AM »
Sexten
7550
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:44:18 AM »
Be careful not to overdose
7551
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:33:19 PM »
yup
7552
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:27:16 PM »
not a goat, but it's THE GOAT
why do you eat a god?
7553
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »
In Dug we trust 
7554
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:17:29 PM »
its just frackin paper dude its not even worth anything
the government just made up money to steal from us dude
we have to stop using money dude
I have an idea.. let's make money for people to buy money with thus stimulating the economy and keeping the dollars moving in the self sustaining system just like dave and busters
7555
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:13:13 PM »
7556
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:58:33 PM »
7557
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:55:55 PM »
mudder fukker 802 posts
7558
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:58:17 PM »
it forgot to take the daily Viagra
7559
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:54:28 PM »
OP:
suk mi divine nuts
7560
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:33:05 PM »
I'm going there Friday.
Oh joy.
I assume you're going to NYC?
Unfortunately.
It's an Art Colloquium trip.
no matter how many tourists say how great the city is I still think it's a shit hole..
the smell aside, it just becomes annoying
I hate it. It's like the entire mid-east coast is one collective cesspool.
I can't wait to get away from here to Seattle.
I wish I could travel more, from what I've seen of Seattle it seems like a wonderland
New York isn't actually all that bad when you take the famous city out of the equation
Yeah, it seems like it gets nicer the more north you go. It's mainly the NYC, Jersey, Pennsylvania area that is complete trash. But Maryland is nice, at least what I've been through.
I took a trip to rhode island last summer, the place looked like a commercial for Claritin clear
Yeah, like I said, New York, Jersey, and Pennsylvania are the trashpit of the east coast.
ayup.
there is no reason why they have to be trash, but they just are
Well Pennsylvania is basically the wellfare state. And well, I can't really explain without sounding really racist...
it's ok... you're on the
Nah, I dun wanna offend Yutaka.
El 0 El
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