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7471
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:54:04 AM »
wrap yourself in blankets to sweat the cancer out
7472
« on: October 12, 2014, 12:01:33 AM »
Ryle
Ryle
Necrophile
7473
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:58:44 PM »
Why would I do that? Proto loves all.
Eyeye look who's here
7474
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:55:38 PM »
Because they preserved the meat
7475
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:21:06 PM »
Idk why don't you ask him?
7476
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:55:23 PM »
Have you been initiated?
7477
« on: October 10, 2014, 03:27:57 PM »
probably something like this
That's probably pretty accurate.
I wonder who the black one would be....
7478
« on: October 10, 2014, 03:25:19 PM »
probably something like this
7479
« on: October 10, 2014, 03:23:06 PM »
don't drink the water
7480
« on: October 10, 2014, 03:06:57 PM »
show me pics to base the plastic surgery on
I'd be beyond dodgy if I showed you a pic.
the best way to counteract her dodgy-ness
7481
« on: October 10, 2014, 03:01:50 PM »
show me pics to base the plastic surgery on
7482
« on: October 10, 2014, 01:08:55 PM »
I was raped by an octopus
7483
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:27:51 AM »
Why don't farmers only cut strips of flesh from cows while they are still alive and then let them heal so they can have infinite steaks?
Because that's cruel and sick ya dumbass.
Cows can't feel pain
7484
« on: October 10, 2014, 08:17:29 AM »
Why don't farmers only cut strips of flesh from cows while they are still alive and then let them heal so they can have infinite steaks?
7485
« on: October 09, 2014, 10:49:05 PM »
the food network needs this man
7486
« on: October 09, 2014, 10:07:48 PM »
:^)
the screech of a generation
7487
« on: October 09, 2014, 09:57:51 PM »
7488
« on: October 09, 2014, 09:43:16 PM »
 you probably have never heard this one..
7489
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:18:15 PM »
Even though I'm pro-gun, this kid is a dumbass.
It's a weapon. It's designed to be a weapon. Who the frack uses there gun as a can opener?
And truth be told I can use a can opener as a weapon, but it's designed to open cans. Anything can be used as a weapon, but a weapon alone that's designed to be a weapon cannot be used for shit outside of being a weapon.
Idiots man.
You don't have to use firearms as weapons.
O rly? What else can you use them as? Enlighten me.
get fukt
I don't see what that is. Looks like damaged garbage to me.
it's a spoon
7490
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:17:21 PM »
crello m80
7491
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:14:54 PM »
Even though I'm pro-gun, this kid is a dumbass.
It's a weapon. It's designed to be a weapon. Who the frack uses there gun as a can opener?
And truth be told I can use a can opener as a weapon, but it's designed to open cans. Anything can be used as a weapon, but a weapon alone that's designed to be a weapon cannot be used for shit outside of being a weapon.
Idiots man.
You don't have to use firearms as weapons.
O rly? What else can you use them as? Enlighten me.
get fukt
7492
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:01:23 PM »
Programming Stuff.
As of late I've thought about opening up a PC Gaming parts store in the future. There's like none in my whole state and I love building PCs. There's a very attractive notion about owning your own business.
would you sell your home grown?
7493
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:00:25 PM »
ike u kike
7494
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:59:07 PM »
I'm glad I already have this guy muted and can no longer see his posts.
>muting Ember
Maximum shig
Just too much shitspam for me.
He's hilarious man.
sorry i give you none of the sex
not even for
two shekel snacks?
okay i give the sex to you now
yes excuse me i have 3 skekel snacks
i take your shekels yes
but no sex for you is rule only one sex for one day
what
no
i demand that i get the sex and not him or i tell the cops to take all your shekels away
cops will not take shekels away when i have camnator jack booted thugs protection system™
don't me call the elite force swat team on your jew ass
elite force swat controlled by us government
us government controlled by israel
israel have idf, mossad and shayetet 13
your call goyim
*fires ze missiles*
>iron dome
*launches all the nukes*
oh good you gave me an excuse to post this
double the phun
7495
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:47:45 PM »
I have autism
this means I am smarter than you
7496
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:19:52 PM »
it's a tool
A tool that's primarily designed to puncture your enemy with bullets, yes. It should be used with caution, and yet people misuse it everyday.
It's beginning to become a common thing here in murrica.
*eats a big mac*
*grabs and fires his revolver at the ceiling*
lel i wasn't being serious, but the tool pictured is practically a gun
7497
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:11:25 PM »
I don't get it...
7498
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:08:27 PM »
my pride and joy
Indestructible
and time proof
Also radiation proof
because it has no radiator 
7499
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:03:06 PM »
my pride and joy
Indestructible
and time proof
7500
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:00:40 PM »
my pride and joy
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