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7411
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:23:41 PM »
TREE
SUMTHEN GOT2 GIB
7412
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:22:39 PM »
did the dog give consent?
7413
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:20:42 PM »
4 NUYTHINJK WRENG WYTH MEH
7414
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:17:29 PM »
JUAN NUTHIN WRUNG WIT ME
i faked up
7415
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:15:46 PM »
So..... I come back to pages and pages of, well, whatever happened in here. And then I look and see Strongman Sandtrap? The frack guys. Physically, I'm not in the best of shape. I go round and round in circles physically with like two months of summer work and then 8 months of couch potato winter. My head's in no better shape either. And I almost got nailed into a coffin from the flu.
If anything, should just call me stubborn. If you want to give the physical thing to somebody, give it to wolvers, if he's here. But not little old me.
SHUT THE FUK UP AND ACCEPT OUR PRAISE
Nein. Nothing to praise me for. Praise means something to look up to. I'm just little old me. I get sick, I have doubts, I feel sad, and most of all, I falter.
you're doing it again.... most of this forum looks up to you, even if you've had a shitty life you set a standard most people can't live up to.
7416
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:13:33 PM »
BEEEEEEEEEEETUN QHAT 4>?>??>>>?>?>??>?
7417
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:05:58 PM »
So..... I come back to pages and pages of, well, whatever happened in here. And then I look and see Strongman Sandtrap? The frack guys. Physically, I'm not in the best of shape. I go round and round in circles physically with like two months of summer work and then 8 months of couch potato winter. My head's in no better shape either. And I almost got nailed into a coffin from the flu.
If anything, should just call me stubborn. If you want to give the physical thing to somebody, give it to wolvers, if he's here. But not little old me.
SHUT THE FUK UP AND ACCEPT OUR PRAISE
7418
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:41:29 PM »
MVP Award:
Cheat, Isara, or Mr. P
Nicest User:
Mr. P, Death or Isara
Most MLG User
Comms, Slash
Best Shitposter:
Ryle, Ember, Jocephalopod
Worst Shitposter:
Zesty, Dustin, Sentra, Verby
Most Annoying:
Elegiac, Zesty
Most Worthy to be an Apache Attack Helicopter:
Ryle
"None of these awards apply to me" Award:
Myself
I eggre
7419
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:51:36 PM »
what?
7420
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:52:03 PM »
how else are you going to get warm milk on demand?
Get a goat.
I would call that goat daddy
7421
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:46:51 PM »
how else are you going to get warm milk on demand?
7422
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:30:44 PM »
oh my head that is horrid
7423
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:21:44 PM »
you survived the abortion?
7424
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
FUK SLAVE
7425
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:18:44 PM »
don't say please, unless you're dating a fig tree
7426
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:30:28 PM »
where is isis?
7427
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:30:45 PM »
what kind of hippie shet is this?
7428
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:33:06 AM »
where did you get those Star Wars models?
7429
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:06:45 AM »
7430
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:05:32 AM »
allah
7431
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:03:28 AM »
he is autistic.
that means he is smarter than you
7432
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:03:26 AM »
TBlocks 8:28: "And we know that in all things Dug works for the niggaz who love him, who have been called according to His purpose."
you have been ordained as Dug's official scribe 
7433
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:01:39 AM »
Jocephalod 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of retarded men. Blessed is he who, in the name of booty and cannabis, shepherds the weak through the valley of the bungie.net. For he is truly his niggaz's keeper and the finder of lost puppies. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my niggaz. And you will know I am the Lord Dug when I lay my vengeance upon you."
For Priestess Korra has written the word. She is a prophetess who is divinely inspired by dug.
the Dug bible shall be constructed
For the word of Dug shall never perish and shall never be altered by dark minds. His word shall transcend generations and empires.
Dug's word has always existed, we must harness his thoughts
7434
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:59:11 AM »
Jocephalod 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of retarded men. Blessed is he who, in the name of booty and cannabis, shepherds the weak through the valley of the bungie.net. For he is truly his niggaz's keeper and the finder of lost puppies. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my niggaz. And you will know I am the Lord Dug when I lay my vengeance upon you."
For Priestess Korra has written the word. She is a prophetess who is divinely inspired by dug.
the Dug bible shall be constructed
7435
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:55:49 AM »
Jocephalod 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of retarded men. Blessed is he who, in the name of booty and cannabis, shepherds the weak through the valley of the bungie.net. For he is truly his niggaz's keeper and the finder of lost puppies. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my niggaz. And you will know I am the Lord Dug when I lay my vengeance upon you."
hollly shet i just woke my entire family wit my lelz
7436
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:49:55 AM »
Dug has chosen a new herald!
it seems as if an energy pimple is protruding from dug's divine back
ur mum is an energy pimple
mi mum ken shenk ur mum
teh powar of dug compels yur hurretic ass!!!
now now, we are both followers of the one true dug
he would not approve of conflict
i follow dug and his true herald
dug is lyfe, dug is luv
we may interpret dug how we each like, he only seeks that we learn
7437
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:48:13 AM »
It is through the game of fetch that dug reveals his wisdom to us. Every intricate throw we make of the stick we learn a little about our true purpose from dug, every time dug runs we witness perfection and grace. For fetch is the sacred ritual that all followers of dug will enact to obtain enlightenment.
meditate on this thought, witness each moment of your life independent from the illusion of time. dug is the constant dug is the answer
7438
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:47:01 AM »
Dug has chosen a new herald!
it seems as if an energy pimple is protruding from dug's divine back
ur mum is an energy pimple
mi mum ken shenk ur mum
teh powar of dug compels yur hurretic ass!!!
now now, we are both followers of the one true dug he would not approve of conflict
7439
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:43:03 AM »
Not sure but that guy is hard to listen to. It is really cringe worthy. Nothing seems funny, and all of it seems forced.
most of his stuff is like that, seems to be his "style" that people just take or leave
7440
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:41:21 AM »
Dug has chosen a new herald!
it seems as if an energy pimple is protruding from dug's divine back
ur mum is an energy pimple
mi mum ken shenk ur mum
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