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The Flood / Re: Internet Explorer
« on: October 22, 2014, 06:11:53 PM »


The joke is that this image will kill your filthy IE browser whilst others should remain unaffected.

Absolutely haram OP, absolutely haram.


how did you take a picture of god?

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The Flood / Re: I lied in a picture
« on: October 22, 2014, 06:07:09 PM »
NEW


FOKEN

ME MES

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Daedric Prince?
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:26:45 PM »
the rape one



does barbas count as a prince? because if he does i'd change mah choice

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The Flood / Re: Prepare for the most racist thing on TV
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:13:53 PM »

islam isn't a race though


it's a race to salvation
We must e-race them


have you not converted yet?

all the cool kids are doing it

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The Flood / Re: Prepare for the most racist thing on TV
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:12:20 PM »
islam isn't a race though


it's a race to salvation


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The Flood / Re: Prepare for the most racist thing on TV
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:11:35 PM »
I still cant get over the racism in who wants to be a millionaire


YouTube





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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:14:30 PM »
.....

I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl.


u wanna check big boi?


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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:13:24 PM »
I'm shaking

Spoiler
With laughter



you're supposed to fear me


my 1000 fold body mass will  cut thru you like a spontaneous vasectomy 

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now now ubuntu, be thankful those western girls will never be as skinny as you


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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:01:15 PM »
uhhh

YouTube



jabba needs more native company these days

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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:59:05 PM »
What is that thing

Mommy I'm scared


you should b u fokken faucet, i'll smak ye wit mi jak iron

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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:58:19 PM »
>cams gf


ho shet i didn't realize it was female
wtf how can you tell? I assumed gendering fat people was like fish, you'd need an autopsy or something.

all you got to do is approach them with a liposuction2go kit and get strippin 

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Serious / Re: Virtual Autopsy of King Tut
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:56:38 PM »
why is he wearing depends?

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The Flood / Re: Make love to me, Flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:50:43 PM »
I have higher standards




now shut ur mawth n look at me wod


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: So there's this cute girl in my dance class.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:44:48 PM »
pics now
oh n don't do the dance you'll look like a fig
She's on the left and I'm on the right. Notice mah lady tipping fedora? 


I would make a comment about your appearance but I can't think of a way to phrase it that won't result in me getting banned.


perhaps you can articulate your response with some visual stimulation

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I love this gif
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:21:15 PM »



i forget how to shet x2

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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:04:48 PM »
>cams gf


ho shet i didn't realize it was female

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The Flood / A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:02:57 PM »
I am done, bring your ass

you don't fuk with a jewjitsue practitioner

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: In this video, I destroy Call of Duty: Ghosts
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:56:40 PM »
why are you playing with satan?

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The Flood / Re: So there's this cute girl in my dance class.
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:41:05 PM »
pics now


oh n don't do the dance you'll look like a fig
She's on the lest and I'm on the right. Notice mah lady tipping fedora? 





El 0 El i knew it

that video transcends cringe

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The Flood / Re: So there's this cute girl in my dance class.
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:37:03 PM »
pics now


oh n don't do the dance you'll look like a fig

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The Flood / Re: Can you quack like a duck?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:10:26 PM »
as allah intended




YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever go through a big physical change?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:07:46 PM »
everyday while teaching preschool

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The Flood / Re: Get in here, Flood!
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:07:13 PM »
if i still had meincraft/....

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The Flood / Re: That's a gun store I'm not going back to
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:37:11 PM »
falehuallah akbar


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Wow, it's the, around the- oo oo more and more
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:57:25 PM »
allah

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Podcast Related Question
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:04:39 PM »
I'm still not particularly interested in the whole podcast thing. Seems like the main reasons to listen to one is either because the people participating in it are in a position that is extremely interesting, or because they're very eloquent and well opionated. Unless this ends up taking an unexpected turn, I can't really see myself just listening to a bunch of other forum members just talk about stuff.

I've never listened to a podcast.
Ever.

Are they even popular still?


the shorter ones are good day to day filler

Recommendations?
Doesn't Bungie have one.......or something?

bungie doesn't do daily ones and they are shitty now anyway

I only listen to bill burr's (comedian) podcast, it's an hour long and his advice section is funny ass hell

if you can get passed the voice... 

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The Flood / Re: Podcast Related Question
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:02:26 PM »
wait a sekkkunt

who is doing this podcast and how can i get in?

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