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The Flood / Re: twat did you say
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:11:35 PM »
can you please stop harassing me?

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The Flood / Re: cheat is a bitch and he liks balls
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:33:41 AM »
what are yuo gonna do abou tit fagot
Brushing off pathetic insults was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Sep7agon... did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Lemmy the Lizerd, you're just a muppet. The world's cutest muppet poses no more threat to me than does its cutest desticle.



ohshit



the blueman group

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The Flood / Re: cheat is a bitch and he liks balls
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:24:51 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm half-asleep. POST DOGGIES!!!
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:18:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm half-asleep. POST DOGGIES!!!
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:05:58 AM »
you called?


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Serious / Re: Atheist logical fallacy: assuming the default reality
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:31:42 PM »
I look at it where no one should be arrogant enough to genuinely assume anything when it comes to the origin of our reality




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The Flood / Re: Just think for a second.....
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:30:07 PM »
Godzilla would never happen



be thankful

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Not a lot of people fell for it.
But it isn't quantity but quality.

If they fell for THIS...............they are retarded.
So there are 3 confirmed retards so far.



the fact that someone thought people would fall for it..


and the fact that some did

scares meh




it's no fekking drem


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Not a lot of people fell for it.
But it isn't quantity but quality.

If they fell for THIS...............they are retarded.
So there are 3 confirmed retards so far.



the fact that someone thought people would fall for it..


and the fact that some did

scares meh

7223
You may want to see a "Shaman" about your delusions.


"medicine man"


Spoiler
i'm being sarcastic btw.... I know that's hard to do on the arpanet

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I kind of felt like that should actually happen <.<

 it basically did when we left

those who occupy #offtopic now will never give bungie a reason to remove the forum 

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It's sad the only person I recognize is Cheezy Burrito.


is he here yet?

7226
I really hope the joke here is that the OP is actually a horrible troll.

hold on let me quote someone from the thread...

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Lmao, that scared the shit out of me for a second.....
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8



disgusting

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The Flood / Re: holu fuken yes
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:00:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Yeah heaven sounds great and all
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:56:00 PM »
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a miscarriage is the best thing



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The Flood / Re: Should I reveal Kiyo's secret?
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:34:31 PM »
Did Kiyo reject you in the internet too?
Actually I rejected her. But the story is far more elaborate than that.
Yeah sure, that totally happened. Did you cry whens he said no like every other girl?
Here's what happened: we were talking about Israel when Kiyo started getting all giddy around me (through webcam). So I started playing it smooth with no real objective in mind and then she told she would come to my house and screw my virgin body. At the point I froze, because a girl had never offered that to me, but I told her no because I had a crush on Korra. After accidentally spilling to her that I thought Korra was hot (I knew what she looked like because Kiyo had been using her admin powers to find pictures of her through PMs she's been sending to TBlocks and Icy) she began to plot against me. She started telling Korra all these mean and horrible things about me. So when I finally asked Korra out on webcam, she declined and it looked like I was crying because I was eating onions. Later on, Kiyo fuc­ked Sentra (or at least cyber-fuc­ked him) to try and get me jealous about all the sex I was missing out on. She also photoshopped pics of Korra and TBlocks fuc­king to get me mad and depressed. Ever since she's been plotting against me but I've had enough of it.


this is Mexican soap opera material

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