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The Flood / Re: Hate 4 your state
« on: March 09, 2016, 02:46:41 PM »
Xsean is like a member of decaying royalty that tries to live in the closet with the black family that now owns his estate.
So you have missed me

of course. Your mother and I were starting to get worried

there's no need to hide

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The Flood / Re: Hate 4 your state
« on: March 09, 2016, 02:41:59 PM »
Xsean is like a member of decaying royalty that tries to live in the closet with the black family that now owns his estate.

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Gauge Other People's Intelligence?
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:24:05 PM »
how they interact with people
What do you mean?

like what people choose to reveal in conversation.. body language and shit like that.

most people I've encountered have a varying degree of focused intelligence that reveals itself through time and situation though.

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Gauge Other People's Intelligence?
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:11:13 PM »
how they interact with people

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The Flood / Re: I feel my friend is ignoring me
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:32:06 PM »
I would if I could, but I can't even get their attention anymore. I would like to keep this thread up in a desperate attempt to get them to notice.

Just bring it up directly and address it instead of stressing about it in the dark

They live all the way up north.

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find the person and address the issue in berson

wait they use sep7agon.gov?

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The Flood / Re: I feel my friend is ignoring me
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:26:04 PM »
find the person and address the issue in berson

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The Flood / Re: How did you celebrate International Women's Day?
« on: March 08, 2016, 08:56:26 PM »
beat my wife at IHOP

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The Flood / Re: Where is loaf
« on: March 08, 2016, 04:42:57 PM »
how wide are you?

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The Flood / Re: Room for 1 more?
« on: March 08, 2016, 04:35:42 PM »
what's your paypal account name?
my credit card number.

you use mutual of omaha?


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The Flood / Re: Room for 1 more?
« on: March 08, 2016, 04:21:24 PM »
what's your paypal account name?

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The Flood / Re: ¡Jeb! is the greatest tragic story of our time.
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:44:26 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, i'm lonely :(
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:31:31 AM »
wish I could.. But I'm taking a shit and need to focus

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Gaming / Re: Gaming stuff you got for dirt cheap?
« on: March 07, 2016, 10:48:38 PM »
I got Crysis 2 for $2

get the first one

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The Flood / Re: Automatic vs Manual transmission
« on: March 07, 2016, 08:28:33 PM »
oh shit.. forgot to learn stick

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Serious / Re: Going to a Trump rally in my home town wednesday
« on: March 07, 2016, 04:16:20 PM »
Kiss him on his two lips

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The Flood / Re: R Lee Ermey vs Samuel L Jackson in an argument
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:40:00 PM »
the internet





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASHAHWGSEGDRSFSXDSHGFCXZS

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The Flood / Re: I was bullied in highschool
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:29:10 PM »
oh shit.... I wrote down the same entry into my journal last night.


please allow me to continue our story

Instead of taking me to school, we went to the café at Gelson’s in Calabasas where we had a big talk. I tried to explain how much I was suffering there. She just could not take me to school after that. When we were finished with Gelsons’s, she drove me to my father’s house and told him about what happened. They agreed to take me out of Taft.

I didn’t go to school for a month while my parents decided what to do with me. I took advantage of the time to rest and recover at home, playing my online games. The pain and suffering I had to endure at Taft was all over, but the scars would remain. I tried to forget about it as much as I could. I took a deep breath and relaxed.

After a month of recovery, my parents took me to look at two continuation high schools, which operate like home-schooling because you only spend three hours a day there and do the rest of the work at home. One of them was right next to El Camino High School, the other one was in Van Nuys. My parents preferred the one in Van Nuys because they felt it was more structured and organized. It was called Independence High School, and they decided to send me there.

Independence was a very small school with only three buildings and 100 students. The teachers were all very nice and understanding, and it had a relaxed and calm environment. I figured this was the best option for me.

A week later, I started going to Independence High School. I didn’t like any of the students there, as they were all slobs with the exception of two or three boys. This wasn’t a major concern, because I didn’t care about having a social life at the point. All I wanted to do was hide away from the cruel world by playing my online games, and Independence High School gave me the perfect opportunity to do just that. I only had to be at school for three or four hours per day, and all of the work was very easy with teachers available to help me with anything. After those short school hours, I had all the time in the world to do whatever I wanted, and I spent it playing World of Warcraft.

One drawback was that I had to take the bus to school because my parents couldn’t pick me up at such an early time of the day. Though it was embarrassing, I didn’t care about appearances anymore, so I didn’t make a big deal out of it.

This was the perfect set up for a World of Warcraft addict. After school, every day, I fully indulged myself in my addiction to WoW. My only social interaction was with my online friends and with James, who would occasionally come over to my house to play WoW with me.

My father’s career as a commercial director hadn’t been as successful as it was a couple years before. He foolishly decided to invest all of his money in his first feature film, a documentary named “Oh My God”. In the film, he would interview various people about their opinions on religion and God. To make it, he took off to travel all over the world for a few months. Despite this, the one week-one week arrangement remained, and during father’s week I had to stay at father’s house with only Soumaya. This frustrated me tremendously, because Soumaya has always been a pain to live with, and she would obstruct my time on WoW. I was hopeful about father’s movie, however. He kept talking about how he will become very rich from it, and I fostered a hope that he would become rich. How naïve I was... the movie would only bankrupt him in the future.

On top of this, I had to deal with another change at father’s house that angered me to no end. I had to give up my lovely, huge, and luxurious downstairs room. It was all because baby Jazz got a new nanny. Once again, Jazz’s existence caused me to lose my room at father’s house. This time, father made my room into his new office. He split his old office into two bedrooms, in which I got one of them and the nanny got the other. My new room was much smaller, and it didn’t have its own bathroom. My downstairs room was the best part of being at father’s house, and it was all gone. I started to really hate going there.

Father came back shortly for the winter break, before taking off again. A new expansion for World of Warcraft, called the Burning Crusade, came out in the beginning of January. I was extremely excited for this expansion. It added many new features to the game, new areas to explore, and raised the level cap to 70. It was like a whole new WoW game. I asked my father to buy it for me as a Christmas present. I can still remember the intense anticipation I felt as I installed it onto my laptop.

I decided to transfer my WoW character to the same server as James, so that we could play together online and level up our characters in the new expansion. Through doing this, I met two of James’s friends from his school, who also played on his server. They were two brothers named Steve and Mark. Steve is our age, and Mark is a couple years older.

Me, James, Steve, and Mark would then always play together online as a group. I found them quite fun to play the game with, and it was nice to have some friends to play WoW with on a regular basis. Eventually, Steve and Mark decided to make new characters on a PvP server, which had play settings that were more to my liking. I chose to make a new character with them. I made a blood elf character that I leveled up very fast, and this became my main character in the game. James stayed on his old server for a while, but within a few weeks we persuaded him to join us on the new one.

I had heated conflicts with Soumaya during every week that I was at father’s house. All I wanted to do was play WoW, and Soumaya strictly limited my playtime. Because my new room was just across from hers, she knew what I was doing at every single second. She was breathing down my neck the whole time. She kept making me do chores around the house. I despised doing work around the house, especially since we had a nanny who was supposed to do it. If I made a scene about doing the work, she took away my laptop for a day or two. This was the most horrible thing she could do to me, to take away my only source of joy left in the world. She sometimes did it even when father was at home, and father didn’t lift a finger to stop her.

My first year at Independence high school came to an end very quickly. Nothing eventful really happened there, and I barely interacted with anyone. I would just go there for my required time, do my work, and go home. I was too absorbed in my game to care about anything else.

At father’s house, in the beginning of the summer, I was introduced to someone who I would hate for a very long time: Leo Bubenheim. Alex Bubenheim married a German woman named Karina who had just moved to the U.S. with her two kids: Leo and Pollina, who became Alex’s step-children. They would then always come over as a family. Leo was 12 years old, and Pollina was a year younger than me. My fear of girls made me keep my distance from Pollina. She was a total bitch anyway, and her attitude would only get worse. She is a true representative of everything I hate about women.

When I first met Leo, I didn’t think much of him. He was only twelve years old. I just thought of him as Lukas’s new older brother. I had no inkling of how much I will envy and hate him later on.

Soon enough, my jealousy of Leo began to manifest. He had just moved to the U.S. from Germany, and yet he was already able to make lots of friends and had a great social life. He was tall, good looking, blonde-haired, and a skateboarder; the type of person I’ve always envied and wanted to be.

Me, my father, and the Bubenheims all went on a camping trip to Big Bear. It was just the boys. We drove deep into the wilderness in my father’s big, formidable Lexus SUV. After setting up our tents, we built a nice fire to gather around and tell stories. It was quite fun, and it made for a small respite from my lonely life, though I had to suffer the presence of Leo and deal with my jealousy of him. One time
during the trip, my father made me take Leo and Lukas out exploring. The three of us covered a lot of ground, and I tried to act tough in front of them by slashing my knife at any plant that got in our way.

The 4th of July of this year was the day I saved my little brother’s life from drowning. I went with my family to Antje and Gary Twinn’s house, as they always had a 4th of July party. The Bubenheims were there, including Leo and Pollina. So was Vincent Twinn, who had grown up quite fast. The last time I saw him, he was the little kid who looked up to me when I showed him all of my computer games. Now he was just becoming a teenager, with an interest in skateboarding.

The party was a pool party, and my brother Jazz had full exposure to the swimming pool. He had already learned how to walk, but he couldn’t swim. At one instance as I was eating lunch, I saw Jazz quickly run off from the adults, completely unattended. I then watched as he curiously examined the water, and then descended into steps of the shallow end of the pool. Before long, he lost his footing on the steps and his whole body sank into the water. Nobody noticed. He was going to drown, I thought with panic. I ran as fast as I could, plunging into the water with my clothes still on, and pulled him out. I asked him how he was doing, and he coughed up some water and told me he felt fine. The only person who saw this happen was a little girl who was swimming in the shallow end. I saved his life, and my brother remembers it to this very day. Every single second of my brother’s life, everything that happens to him in the future, will exist because I pulled him out of the water that day.

I celebrated my 16th Birthday at mother’s house. She bought me an Xbox 360, which had just been released. I didn’t play it yet though, because the only game I wanted for it was Halo 3, which was set to come out in November. I was really looking forward to that game. It was supposed to be the best Halo game of all time. After I blew out my candles, I remember going outside and sitting by my mother’s pool to contemplate my life. Sixteen... what an age to be. I still felt like I was twelve. Most teenagers will start driving at this age... I couldn’t even fathom myself driving. The thought of it scared me.

James came for a sleepover shortly after my birthday, and he helped me set up my Xbox 360. We played a round of Halo 2 to test it out. He didn’t bring his computer, because he had a desktop that was hard to transport, so I suggested that we go to Planet Cyber to play WoW together. Our parents dropped us off there and we had a good WoW session. It was nice to see that place again, to reminisce of happier times. I proposed, for nostalgia’s sake, that we walk home for the way back. My mother’s new house was three times the distance from Planet Cyber as her old blue house, but I really wanted to do it. On the way, we passed by that little blue house, and all of the memories came back. The two of us talked a lot, and shared some laughs. It was a very memorable night.

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The Flood / Re: This grill is confusing
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:00:11 PM »
People don't realize the true nature of roman.

I've talked to him on the phone everyday for nearly 4 months now and I can assure you he's not making any of this up.

The occasional obvious fake picture here and there doesn't invalidate his deep love life


Oh and be decisive when it comes to plan making. Don't half ass it and make yourself look pathetic.

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The Flood / Re: I don't like Game of Thrones
« on: March 06, 2016, 11:07:15 PM »

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the German pizzeria


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The Flood / Re: Locke vs 117 DEATHMATCH
« on: March 06, 2016, 08:51:39 PM »
But my friend who plays halo and is also in the military and uses the game to train and is also a doctor and is also an astronaut said that the master chief saved the world 3 times in the history of halo and I don't care what anyone says but Locke is just a copy of the mastechief and mastechief has the special luck implant that makes him lucky with the augmentation and mastechief is taller (7foot2 in amor) that lcoke so this means that he is stronger than the Locke and the mastechief has the cortan that gives him the reflexes and Locke has only killed a few people when the mastechief has killed oh so many the amount of people in the halo univeredr and the.mastechief hashthe 60 round clip the gun in the first halo franchise. I played the first halo franchise when I was only 3 years old and I was scared of the flood but I was also a cool kid and I was very strong for my age andni had a lot of friends and I took tiger zholemans martial artist for the the trianign that I got because my friend is in the US military and that xis why spartain masterchirf fetty offiser 117 savior of the human race and the covenant. Would winnthis battle in my opinion

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The Flood / Re: UFC 196
« on: March 06, 2016, 11:58:14 AM »
WHAT DID I SAY?!

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT



Yea but Nate Diaz brought a gun into the arena

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The Flood / Re: UFC 196
« on: March 05, 2016, 05:07:58 PM »
The last UFC fighter that talked shit to the greatest fighter ever, Floyd Mayweather, lost her fight

McGregor will suffer the same fate

No

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The Flood / UFC 196
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:41:37 PM »
Any of Jew know where I can watch the main shit without the pay per view thing

 

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The Flood / Re: Ghetto Girls are objectively better in bed
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:25:22 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: Bullpup weapons are for Eurocucks and Jews.
« on: March 05, 2016, 12:31:13 PM »
Satan's instrument


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The Flood / Re: dogs - dog in peril
« on: March 05, 2016, 10:21:08 AM »
Dem boi. Take comfort in the fact that this ccl shit is fairly common. If ur doggo was little he wouldn't be considered a conscious being and wouldn't require surgery.

Get some inflammatory narcotics into her system. if you haven't already. 

Also make sure her other leg doesn't get fucked in the same way while she's healing. That's another common occurrence.

How bad was the injury? A  complete tear?

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The Flood / Re: Poll: Would you vote for me to be a ninja/mod/cuck
« on: March 04, 2016, 02:29:18 PM »
yes


we need abstract thinking

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The Flood / Re: OJ's murder weapon allegedly found
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:58:45 AM »
Oh boy... Hopefully they make another  profitable TV series out of this convenient event

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The Flood / Re: "Draw your family for this project."
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:27:23 AM »
Why didn't you use the brown marker?

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