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The Flood / Re: Lukewarm confession thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:37:31 AM »
BasedLove don't give a fuck.
youre a virgin, then?



this discussion will lead to ellen page


and when it does, know you have started this

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The Flood / Re: Have You Seen Vitaly?
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:36:27 AM »
they aren't pranks, they're social experiments


now watch as i call black people niggers

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The Flood / Re: Lukewarm confession thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:31:02 AM »
I don't like this name change

I am of confuse

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The Flood / Re: describe your daily routine
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:09:05 AM »
Can I axe you a question?


no Paul 

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The Flood / describe your daily routine
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:05:35 AM »
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:03:30 AM »
You were cursed by dug
but dug is life!
How can dug be life yet take muh lyfe?

Spoiler
so many questions.


dug is neither life nor death he simply is, life and death are human concepts used to comprehend dug's message

meditate on this thought
Dug is devil dug


the line between good and evil has no meaning in the eyes of dug


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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:58:57 AM »
You were cursed by dug
but dug is life!
How can dug be life yet take muh lyfe?

Spoiler
so many questions.


dug is neither life nor death he simply is, life and death are human concepts used to comprehend dug's message

meditate on this thought

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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:48:19 AM »
for commenting  last in a locked thread?

I just did that in 2 locked threads..........am I DOUBLE CURSED??




WAD?

such wow.
Much confused


this man is now your dug given angel

holy crap randomly found this on google images :(
Spoiler



replace the "n" in gun with d

spell the result backwards

this is your answer

dug is the answer :D

yessuh

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The Flood / Re: Ah Mitchell
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:46:40 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:30:12 AM »
for commenting  last in a locked thread?

I just did that in 2 locked threads..........am I DOUBLE CURSED??




WAD?

such wow.
Much confused


this man is now your dug given angel

holy crap randomly found this on google images :(
Spoiler



replace the "n" in gun with d

spell the result backwards

this is your answer

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Serious / Re: Oregon Legalizes Cannabis!
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:23:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:21:00 AM »
for commenting  last in a locked thread?

I just did that in 2 locked threads..........am I DOUBLE CURSED??




WAD?

such wow.
Much confused


this man is now your dug given angel


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Serious / Re: Oregon Legalizes Cannabis!
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:19:31 AM »
FUCK



the grim reefer strikes again


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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:15:06 AM »
who is 4chan?
an elite hacker group

have you considered joining the lizard squad?

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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:13:59 AM »
who is 4chan?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Confession Circle.
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:11:27 AM »
dug awaits

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The Flood / Re: Jocephalapod, you know how I was "cursed"
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:10:34 AM »
for commenting  last in a locked thread?

I just did that in 2 locked threads..........am I DOUBLE CURSED??




WAD?

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:47:29 PM »
what, so no epilogue? it just cuts to black there?


there's like 1 minute of you just limping back with the britbong while talking to yourself

but basically yea
well that's stupid

people are saying that the story is good. No matter what happens in the beginning or middle though, this ending is still complete shit
the game looks fun enough, and i'm not one to care too much for any game's story, but it's still pretty dumb.

ayup, as long as the gameplay is as addicting as previous cods it's worth a look, there's really no sense in getting worked up over vidya game such as this.

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The Flood / Re: Is 2015 the year of the A.I.?
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:40:40 PM »
still waiting for that district 9 prequel

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:35:10 PM »
what, so no epilogue? it just cuts to black there?


there's like 1 minute of you just limping back with the britbong while talking to yourself

but basically yea
well that's stupid

people are saying that the story is good. No matter what happens in the beginning or middle though, this ending is still complete shit

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:30:41 PM »
And to think, this was rewritten 7 times.

lol really?

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:30:22 PM »
what, so no epilogue? it just cuts to black there?


there's like 1 minute of you just limping back with the britbong while talking to yourself

but basically yea

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:32:31 PM »
Lmfao dat "ah Mitchell" scream dough lol


you added some extra "a"s in that scream
Oops sorry is that better

yesh

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Gaming / Re: Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:27:48 PM »
Lmfao dat "aaah Mitchell" scream dough lol


you added some extra "a"s in that scream

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Gaming / Call of duty advance warfare ending
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:12:22 PM »
um


dun watch if you don't want to see the "exciting" conclusion
YouTube



ah Mitchell

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The Flood / Re: What would you rate this woman?
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:48:13 PM »

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The Flood / Re: why do pears taste so good?
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:43:19 PM »
pears are apples with down syndrome
jocephalopoo is dustin with down syndrome


but i like the extra chromosomes

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