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The Flood / Re: Dad builds hospitalized infant son Iron Man costume
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:47:53 PM »
did the child give consent?


what gives these monsters the right to objectify an individual to human fabricated "emotions"?



 

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The Flood / Re: A Cheese Potato owes me money.
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:42:51 PM »
you can't hid from me you sneaky goyem




above is proof you have never returned the payment on the collector penile implants i sent you last June


don't try to overshadow your own sins   

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The Flood / Re: Ember you have made my day
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:22:28 PM »
My bleached sphincter

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The Flood / Re: 19
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:05:59 PM »
stop raping me with your words

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The Flood / Re: Just got this yesterday
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:25:59 PM »
what in the name of fuck is that dead chinchilla doing next to it?
Spoiler
PETA salutes you comrade
Of course.

I actually have one of those hats lying around somewhere....

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The Flood / Re: Just got this yesterday
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:23:30 PM »
what in the name of fuck is that dead chinchilla doing next to it?
Spoiler

PETA salutes you comrade

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The Flood / Re: Just got this yesterday
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:21:34 PM »
what in the name of fuck is that dead chinchilla doing next to it?

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The Flood / Re: PERSIAN CARPET FLATWORMS HAVE TWO PENISIS
« on: November 11, 2014, 04:10:45 PM »
wow, very interesting, i was talking to my local veterinarian who showed my that cats do in fact posses a BARBED PENIS

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Serious / Re: Safest city for 10 years running
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:00:06 PM »
calpihornia.....

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The Flood / Re: tfw your shitty computer can't handle 4k on Youtube
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:26:57 AM »
my compute is shitty and I had no problems

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The Flood / Re: wtf obama
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:17:55 AM »
oh my fuck, even the Chinese are wearing western clothes

this is embarrassing 


but putin is doing it so it's ok


Путин должен отправиться в ад.
Путин это ад
Путин не физическое проявление ад, хотя, когда он прибыл в аду он будет хорошо у себя дома.
все его приятели КГБ есть
Я не знаю, если вы знаете, но КГБ растворяют в 1991 году. Чем больше вы знаете.

лол, не так давно ... Интересно, что они называют современным эквивалентом

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The Flood / Re: wtf obama
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:08:41 AM »
oh my fuck, even the Chinese are wearing western clothes

this is embarrassing 


but putin is doing it so it's ok


Путин должен отправиться в ад.
Путин это ад
Путин не физическое проявление ад, хотя, когда он прибыл в аду он будет хорошо у себя дома.

все его приятели КГБ есть

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The Flood / Re: wtf obama
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:05:13 AM »
oh my fuck, even the Chinese are wearing western clothes

this is embarrassing 


but putin is doing it so it's ok


Путин должен отправиться в ад.


Путин это ад

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Gaming / Re: More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:44:28 AM »
The energy sword looks like horns.

i'm pretty sure that's the arbiter's custom energy sword
Oh. I'm starting to wonder what the other weapons look like.

well, there is this weird looking rocket launcher type thing, it was shown a bit during halofest
Damnit, guess I missed it.

the whole thing is on ign
Oh, thanks

anything for a fellow negroid

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Gaming / Re: More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:42:24 AM »
The energy sword looks like horns.

i'm pretty sure that's the arbiter's custom energy sword
Oh. I'm starting to wonder what the other weapons look like.

well, there is this weird looking rocket launcher type thing, it was shown a bit during halofest
Damnit, guess I missed it.

the whole thing is on ign

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Gaming / Re: More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:40:21 AM »
The energy sword looks like horns.

i'm pretty sure that's the arbiter's custom energy sword
Oh. I'm starting to wonder what the other weapons look like.

well, there is this weird looking rocket launcher type thing, it was shown a bit during halofest

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Gaming / Re: More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:25:34 AM »
The energy sword looks like horns.

i'm pretty sure that's the arbiter's custom energy sword

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Gaming / Re: More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:24:35 AM »
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Not bad. Liking that Halo 2 BR. Pistol is badass. Gun sounds are weak though.

But the thrusters need to go. The ground pound thing or whatever too. Less gimmicks. And the sprint needs to go. Plays too much like CoD. Halo is in that perfect spot of fast paced gameplay but not a twitch shooter. 343 doesn't seem to understand that.



yea the gun play seems to be solid, I wouldn't mind the thrusters and all that shiet if they just had separate playlists that ran the bare bones experience, but then again i guess that's what the MCC is for.

i really don't know what to think, the classic halos punished players for making wrong turns, but the thruster movements seem to nullify this staple of the halo mp. In 343's mind they would argue that this leads to more interesting firefights as the players have more of an option to evade/deal with a threat...

i'm split, if i play it and it feels overwhelmingly like halo, i'm in, if they turn it into some twitch shooter, i'm out 

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Gaming / More Halo 5 gameplay
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:03:34 AM »
YouTube


anyone warming up to it yet?

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The Flood / Re: my doges are being autistic
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:53:05 AM »
hold them underwater to see how long they can hold their breath, if they give you a hard time just punch it in the face, the dog will soon learn it's place. These horrible creatures need to be dominated by the alpha. Otherwise they will bite, scratch, and shit on the ceiling. I have trained lots of these disgusting things, most people don't have the heart to do what needs to be done to get them to behave. 


-cesar millan

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The Flood / Re: wtf obama
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:34:14 AM »
oh my fuck, even the Chinese are wearing western clothes

this is embarrassing 


but putin is doing it so it's ok


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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:55:39 PM »
technical difficulties any1?

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:53:12 PM »
Jesus you people are idiots, there trying there best to balance the game and getting that competitive feel, don't like it then get out, called it from square one, the halo community is a dead one.

it's probably gonna be fun....

it just doesn't look like halo

Look, as much as i love the old halos, it has to change, Halo 4 was a bad example, this looks like fun, you haven't tried it out, so why even say this doesn't look like halo.

idk, i'm at the point where i don't dislike the changes, i can see how if this implemented correctly it can be really good, i just hope there is an option to disable some of the stuff

Listen, if you don't want Halo to change, then play CE, SIMPLE AND EASY.

i think i'm letting my nostalgia dictate me

oh for fucks sake now that i put it in perspective  we have halo mcc..

alrighty it looks good, thanks for the reality Czech

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:48:16 PM »
Jesus you people are idiots, there trying there best to balance the game and getting that competitive feel, don't like it then get out, called it from square one, the halo community is a dead one.

it's probably gonna be fun....

it just doesn't look like halo

Look, as much as i love the old halos, it has to change, Halo 4 was a bad example, this looks like fun, you haven't tried it out, so why even say this doesn't look like halo.

idk, i'm at the point where i don't dislike the changes, i can see how if this implemented correctly it can be really good, i just hope there is an option to disable some of the stuff

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:35:20 PM »
Jesus you people are idiots, there trying there best to balance the game and getting that competitive feel, don't like it then get out, called it from square one, the halo community is a dead one.

it's probably gonna be fun....

it just doesn't look like halo

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:25:10 PM »
halo 5

-spartan abilities are like cod aw movements (FUKING BAD)
-shields don't recharge while sprinting (FUKING GUD)
-zoom in on all weapons isn't really ads more like canon scope uplink (gud i gues...)
- there's a fucking ground pound spartan ability

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The Flood / Re: Hey figit
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:13:14 PM »

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Gaming / Re: HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:04:17 PM »

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Gaming / HAYLO FUKFEST STARTING NOW
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:59:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Mikhail
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:45:34 PM »
allah commune

YouTube

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