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crello el


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The Flood / Re: Ark really is gone.
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:19:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: fuck it, I'm just gonna post the caps.
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:17:05 PM »
oh my fuck

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The Flood / Re: Ark really is gone.
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:16:20 PM »
pm me whatafuk happened

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The Flood / Re: Regarding the origins of my writing
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:40:36 PM »
sounds messy

seems like option two is the wey 2 go

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The Flood / Re: WADS OUT FOR THE LADIES
« on: November 23, 2014, 04:37:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: More racist comments from grandma
« on: November 23, 2014, 03:41:42 PM »
my grandpa called his Mercedes a nigger when it broke down.

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Gaming / Re: Give me your gaming history!
« on: November 23, 2014, 02:12:50 PM »
well, most of my gaming history has been a series of my brother's hand me downs, the first games I remember playing the shite out of were donkey kock land on the gameboy, and donkey kong country on the gameboy advanced. I also played a lot of legend of zelda a link to the past on my advanced, so much so that many moons ago during church, my asshole priest took it away from me and basically beat the game before giving it back to me months later.
 (this is the sole reason I became a satanist and took up the blood sacrament in consuming the unborn.)

 Back on track, my first console was the Nintendo 64, it was a glorious and nigh indestructible console that enabled me to enjoy gaming gems such as Starfox 64, FzeroX, Cruis'n World, Donkey Kong 64 (that fucking armadillo scared the shit outta me), ClayFighter 63⅓, and some hockey game I can't remember the name of.

after my stint with the 64, I moved onto the gamecube, although I do remember playing on both consoles side by side throughout my youth. the game I remember the most was the legend of zelda wind waker along with super smash bros melee. As my parents are divorced, whenever I visited my dad, he took the cheaper alternative in gaming and went back in time to buy me a ps1, I remember loving this spyro game on it, but didn't play it that much compared to my other consoles.

my love of FPS games erupted from one of my friends getting halo 2 on the xbox, I used to go over to his house and me and my brother would take turns in 1v1 matches against him. since I didn't have an xbox, I trained against my brother on my ps2 with medal of honor games and also enjoyed soul caliber and tomb raider games.

I missed out on the whole halo 3 thang and remember being super pissed during Halloween when of my friends dressed as master chief while I still had a fucking ps2. I finally made the generation switch in 2009 when I got the ps3 at my dads and the xbox 360 at mi mums, and reaped the benefits of having all the exclusives.

I have yet to buy and current gen consoles. 

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Serious / Re: what the fuck, Rand Paul?
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:51:12 PM »
did father make a mistake?


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The Flood / Re: So Flood
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:47:45 PM »
do you bring your typewriter to Starbucks for the free WIFI?

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The Flood / Re: Is this the face of africa?
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:42:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >movie set in roman times
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:42:09 PM »
tu tutum sexus?

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The Flood / Re: Is this the face of africa?
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:37:10 PM »
#kony2012


he is willy wonka reincarnate

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The Flood / Is this the face of africa?
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:35:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:31:48 AM »
I thought gay people were just a myth

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Serious / Re: The SAS are fucking ISIS up
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:30:36 AM »
allah akbar?

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The Flood / Re: I hate some of you
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:23:27 AM »


Fuck




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The Flood / Re: AAAARGH FUCK IT
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:54:49 AM »

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The Flood / 2014
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:49:53 AM »

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:47:31 AM »
well, when you hire the catholic church as your editor things are gonna get a bit messy

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Thread
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:40:02 AM »
heer we are


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Gaming / Re: Dem Lekogo
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:23:55 AM »
how to watch without sexbox?

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The Flood / Re: What genres of music do you listen to?
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:23:00 AM »
Allah's hymns 

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The Flood / Re: What if the Nazis won WW2?
« on: November 21, 2014, 12:11:38 PM »
All in all, it really wouldn't be that bad,

Besides you know the fact that any non Aryan would be dead or imprisoned.

You're proving my point


Spoiler
but really now the chances of that happening would be very low

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The Flood / Re: What if the Nazis won WW2?
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:52:36 AM »
Realistically it wouldn't be some wolfenstien-esque shiet evil empire.

The war would probably last a bit longer depending on if the USA would want to continue fighting, which I doubt they would if the European theater was lost.

Britan and France as well as most of tr German won countries would most likley still be independant countries.

Hitler wold have probably died in the 50s, paving way for smarter German rulers.

Israel would probably not be a country, keeping their would be neighbors content.  the holocaust would be downplayed in the history books if it ever showed up.

All in all, it really wouldn't be that bad, just a shift in world power. Knowing the Germans our space activity would be a bit more developed, we might have been a bit more advanced than we are now, and maybe a bit more racist.


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The Flood / Re: I am laying down in my bed naked watching Always Sunny
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:37:37 AM »
What episode?

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The Flood / Re: I played Electric Guitar for church tonight.
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:57:35 PM »
my church would have excommunicated me for that devil sound

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The Flood / Re: The stars have aligned
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:55:11 PM »
the future is black

YouTube



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The Flood / Re: The stars have aligned
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:40:55 PM »
YouTube



even barrack agrees

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